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100 MPH Spank! 10 Points

Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!

30 Rock Date 10 Points

TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!

Big Mouth 10 Points

Because bragging gets you nowhere.

Blind Runner 10 Points

Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.

Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points

Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!

Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points

Death snagged you so young!

Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points

Yogurt.

Dressing in Drag 10 Points

Rambo is quite the prankster!

Extra! Extra! 10 Points

Check out any of the external links

FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points

Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.

Hellfire Injection 10 Points

Time paid life's bill.

Hide 'n Seek 10 Points

He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!

HomeRun! 10 Points

Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?

Human Appliance 10 Points

Science is bad, M'kay?

I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points

But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)

Love at First Fight 10 Points

Your sister figures out love the hard way.

Mee-Yow! 10 Points

A WILD CatFight ensues!

Meet Joe Black 10 Points

This was hilarious to animate :)

Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points

Everything dies and it's all your fault.

My Hero. 10 Points

No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.

Nice Save! 10 Points

Obviously she's a keeper!

Puppy Love 10 Points

Like OMG, Totes jelly.

Self Consumed Donut 10 Points

Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT

Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points

Imma firin mah lazor!!!

Tails Never Fails 10 Points

A classic for bidding!

The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points

You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!

The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points

You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.

The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points

"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."

The Naked Mile 10 Points

If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.

Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points

You become Saint Awesome!

GODLIKE! 100 Points

You shake hands with the Almighty himself!

Lives Worth Living! 100 Points

You found all 29 different endings!

Author Comments

Make sure your flash screen is active for the minigames, click the screen.

Animated and coded in 24 days, this was my final project for my studio course. Start off as a sperm cell, and play through a series of seamlessly integrated mini-games that change the course of your life. There are 29 different endings!

Voice acting by Arin Egoraptor Hanson!

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To XwaynecoltX below me, I genuinely am sick of looking at your slop quality level of reviews on everything on the site. You pride yourself in having the most reviews on newgrounds but nearly every review from you that I read is just generic, shallow criticism disguising itself as intelligent criticism. You use "game journalist" vocabulary and speech to make your reviws sound legitimate but it falls short because most of your sentences are grammatically incorrect. Not spelling but grammar (there's a difference). Either you don't fully understand what you're typing half the time because your English is weak or you're using AI to type reviews for you (which would be too pathetic so I'm assuming you're not a native english speaker). This wouldn't bother me so much if your vote didn't hold so much weight because your profile reached max level from writing so many reviews... which means your vote holds ALOT more weight than the average voter.

This is a genuinely good game, like actually good. You should judge it for its scope: a narrative game with minimal gameplay. It's innovative for a flash game by having a non linear story with multiple endings, decent writing, the good voice acting by Egoraptor and how each scene is well animated. It's short but it's perfect for its bite size. I'd say it's 5 stars easily for the interactive narrative genre it's in AND for a game being developed in 2 months. Bonus points for having no known bugs or audio issues during gameplay.

I see nothing wrong with this game. Tell me why this ChatGPT moron below me voted 3.5 stars?

Classic! Crazy it took less than a month to make such a cool game

This was actually pretty good with a mix of movie and game, You added something extra with this game entry another fun game here and you bring on some nice ideas with this specific game making it fun, I like the breaks in the story for some interaction and such the visuals were nice the narratting was good, Glad its not just the same old style of game I do like me some fun games and you have done just that here, A fun game with a story behind it and even some comical element

~X~

I played this when I was a kid and I've been searching for literal years, it was so much fun!

im ballsucker420 and i approve of this game

Credits & Info

Views
903,365
Faves:
7,236
Votes
2,883
Score
4.54 / 5.00

Uploaded
May 21, 2012
5:32 PM EDT
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