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Twilight: The Broodening

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Mar 20, 2009 | 10:54 PM EDT

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***** Edit: after you watch this, watch the sequel: Twilight 2: Broodening Harder - /portal/view/519114 *****

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Mp3 available here: /broodening-mp3s/

After seeing the movie "Twilight," I felt the need to write a parody highlighting the vast number of plot holes and blatant disregard for even the most basic, common-knowledge traits of vampires.

This is my version of how it should have been.

Credit for the screencaps goes to http://dieseled.livejourn

**edit** I'm flattered being on the front page - thanks for that, and for watching!

If you enjoyed this parody, check out the other things I've done on my website, http://www.NathanielJones .com

The number of comments on here is far greater than I can respond to individually, so I'll just say "thanks" to those of you who are saying nice things, and "psh" to those of you who aren't.

For those of you who hate this video, watch its sequel, "Twilight: The Broodening SUCKS, and Nathaniel Jones Sucks for Writing It" instead. It's totally unsarcastic, I promise.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

i love you...

subtle humor. twilight sucks. epic win.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh my goodness

your are frekin hilarious :D i like twilight but wat annoys me the most is people with no sense of humor. Im thinking " why the hell do i like this series!?? the fans are crazy and have nooooo sense of humor and the plot has more holes than that dumb ass show................WAIT! there is acctually no show with even close to as much plot holes. :P weelllll wat a quinky dink! yeah i said it :P :P :P


Rated 4 / 5 stars


yet funny. The animation obviously wasn't great, but it obviously wasn't the focus of the video either. The switching from the piggy back adventure into the woods to a volvo was pretty funny. There were other moments i couldn't help but laugh at as well, but that one in particular, being the least sensible, stood out.

Aside from that, i find it funnier that people are mad that you expect a classic vampire in the book. It may be fiction, and may be "original", but her version of vampires, to me, is really dull. There is not much to them aside from the fact that they're somehow capable of super heroic actions, fall in love with humans and they can reverse the effects of each other(?). All in all, I'll take a a coffin abiding, daytime fearing, neck biting, reflectionless Dracula style vampire over that overly hairgelled douche anyday.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Haha! I think this is awesome!
Can I use some of the ideas for an arguement I'm compiling?


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Holy . . . Damn

There were more plotholes in that movie than I can find a proper descriptor for. how did you survive watching the real thing?