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Reviews for "Twilight: The Broodening"

HILARIOUS!

"Why didn't you use your superspeed to save me before he bit me?"

"I didn't, I drove my Volvo."

"You dick!"

HAHAHAHA! EDWARD YOU DICK!

Brilliant! :D

"...And they DANCED, and were PALE and GOOD LOOKING together FOR EVAR."

That should have been the actual last line of the book. The way you said "danced" was spectacular.

And you just made me realize ALL of those plotholes that should have been GLARINGLY OBVIOUS to me. Dear lord. *headdesk*

HAHHA

Bella's voice is messed up!!! small blind orphans!!!!!!!!!!!ahhahaa

So cash

Ah, holy shit that's funny.

Brilliant

It's a brilliant parody of the film Twilight. Although have not seen the movie i like it due to putting the vampire myths such as sunlight and drinking blood pretty much went straight out of the window. LONG LIVE THE SHINEY VEGETARIAN VOLVO DRIVING VAMPIRES!!!!!