COMMISSION INFORMATION - OPEN (READ DESCRIPTION)

Well guys, this is it. After getting back into doing more traditional art, and with me making and sharing all my new lovely fan-art, I'm thinking I am finally gonna do it. And I know it's only been like 2 years since I started getting back into doing traditional art, but screw it (Plus who knows, I could learn a few new things from this too); I am gonna start MY VERY OWN commissions!!! Here's all the information you need if interested (And yes I know it's all in the sheet above). If you have any questions, or if you're just unsure about something, don't hesitate to ask. Anyway:

DETAILS:

Prices:

Black and white drawings:

• 10.00 (GBP)
• 12.43 (USD)
• 17.18 (CD)

Coloured drawings:

• 15.00 (GBP)
• 18.65 (USD)
• 25.77 (CD)

Comic strips (Maximum of 5 pages):

• 20.00 (GBP)
• 24.86 (USD)
• 34.36 (CD)

Extra pages:

• 5.00 extra (GBP)
• 6.22 (USD)
• 8.59 (CD)

I WILL DRAW:

• Fan art (whether it being SFW or NSFW. Ranging from either cutsey and wholesome art to spicy and lewd)
• Full body or head to shoulder portraits
• Pinups
• Characters (Official or OCs) (if the design is not too complex)
• Girls with big boobs/butts :3
• Robots/Mechas (if the design is not too complex)
• Creatures or monsters (if the design is not too complex)

Dialogue speech bubbles come free.

Logos for character sketches and copyright info are optional. ("Art by Michael of Random" subtitle stays)

Extra characters will charge 5.00 GBP/6.29 USD/8.28 CD extra.

I will require details, references and ideas if already prepared.

Kinks I am okay with and will draw too (You can DM me in private about these if you're too embarrassed):

• Vore
• Facesitting/Smothering
• Giantess
• Lactating/Breastfeeding

I WILL NOT DRAW:

• Underage characters in sexual positions or scenarios
• Childhood characters being sexualised
• Furries/Anthros (with the exception of Sonic, Crash and Spyro)
• Real people
• Extreme/Hyper boobs or butss (With the exception of my OC Lyra Dalia. Mainly if drawing hyper butts)
• Hard non-con erotica
• Incest
• Scat/Pee/Gore/Vomit/Farts/Other questionable material
• Futanari
• Inflation/Weight gain/Fat characters
• Pregnancy
• ABDL
• Politics
• Wedgies

If you ask me to draw any of the following things listed, you will be ignored, you will be blacklisted, and you will be blocked.

FURTHER INFORMATION:

• Open 24/7
• I reserve the right to refuse any commission.
• Flat colours and simple backgrounds only! (Furniture, floors or sign posts are fine though when it comes to settings for pics)
• Will accept payments via PayPal. (Tips are optional (no less than £0.10 and no more than £5.00)) Payment comes first, then commission starts.
• Commissions may take time depending on the details or commission itself. Please try to be patient. (I will share updates via DMs) If you try to rush me, your commission will be cancelled, and you will be blacklisted, and you will be blocked.
• I tend to focus on one commission at a time so I'll send you a DM to let you know you've gotten your slot and I will keep you updated on the status in the queue.
• Absolutely do not waste my time. (e.g.; People wanting commissions but me never getting a response from them in months or even years. So please respect my time. If not, you will be blacklisted and you will be blocked)
• I don't offer refunds.
• I highly ask for my art to NOT be resold as NFTs.
• You must actually have a source of income or a bank account to be able to afford a commission. Don't just ask if you can get it for free. (This stuff takes time and effort. You don't walk into a restaurant asking for free food, do you?)

FURTHER INFORMATION I FORGOT TO INCLUDE:

• I will also NOT draw vore art involving Kaa from the Disney version of The Jungle Book or Cell from Dragon Ball.
• If you're just gonna mess with me, you will be blacklisted, so please don't be silly and take the piss when you order. It's not that hard.
• Again, make sure you have the payment before you contact me. I won't hold slots or spaces.
• Please don't haggle. I understand we all have it tough with money (Believe me, I know) but if you can't afford it, just don't order. Simple as that.
• Again, please be patient whilst I work on your order.

Open to commissions!

Howdy hey!

Are you in need of a voice for a rather ambitious project -or shitpost for that matter?

Well I'd like you to take a moment to consider stopping by to have a fine cup of Yorkshire tea with an eldritch mustache man from waterlooville (myself, Incase that wasn't quite obvious.)

In need of an ominous retelling of a spine-quaking tale from the mysterious realm of the SCP foundation?

Or...

Perhaps you prefer a look into more independent, less confined plots?

Well, my fine fellow configuration of being;

You are in the perfect place.

...ahem.. if you don't mind a bit of sillyness from time to time.

I have upon my disposal a wide range of accents, and pitches!

(Though, I wouldn't expect anything near a high note..)

Not in the market for a vocal comrade?

No problem!:

I also assist in the areas of the aerobically Shakespearean!

..... translation: Writes like will wood given every plot idea in history.

I take freelance work and paid work!

Paid work (hourly):

3 British pounds or 5 USD

(I'm also half-decent at sound editing)