Open to commissions!

Howdy hey!

Are you in need of a voice for a rather ambitious project -or shitpost for that matter?

Well I'd like you to take a moment to consider stopping by to have a fine cup of Yorkshire tea with an eldritch mustache man from waterlooville (myself, Incase that wasn't quite obvious.)

In need of an ominous retelling of a spine-quaking tale from the mysterious realm of the SCP foundation?

Or...

Perhaps you prefer a look into more independent, less confined plots?

Well, my fine fellow configuration of being;

You are in the perfect place.

...ahem.. if you don't mind a bit of sillyness from time to time.

I have upon my disposal a wide range of accents, and pitches!

(Though, I wouldn't expect anything near a high note..)

Not in the market for a vocal comrade?

No problem!:

I also assist in the areas of the aerobically Shakespearean!

..... translation: Writes like will wood given every plot idea in history.

I take freelance work and paid work!

Paid work (hourly):

3 British pounds or 5 USD

(I'm also half-decent at sound editing)