At 11/18/08 02:13 PM, DasUberCow wrote: Thats like you just found out the hot dog you ate was actually a really smooth moose penis.

Yeah except I don't live in Canada so that would rarely happen.

At 11/18/08 05:11 PM, sirtom93 wrote:

At 11/18/08 02:13 PM, DasUberCow wrote: Thats like you just found out the hot dog you ate was actually a really smooth moose penis.

Yeah except I don't live in Canada so that would rarely happen.

I would think that it would work for horses or sheep.

Hung like a horse.

I think horses are bigger than an average hot dog according to the horse porn video i (accidentaly) watched once. Correct me if im wrong Sirtom.

At 11/18/08 08:05 PM, DasUberCow wrote: I think horses are bigger than an average hot dog according to the horse porn video i (accidentaly) watched once. Correct me if im wrong Sirtom.

Well, maybe he was gunning for a footlong.

Im too scared to search average horse penis size in google cause itll always come up with something dodgy. Hell, why the fuck not!

According to Yahoo answers:

"Yes, this is a strange question. When a horse gets sexually aroused its penis will extend for about 22 inches. However, this isn't the entire length of the penis. Its just the business portion that does its copulation. Most of the penis is within a shaft on the underside of the horse. If you disected the entire penis including the internal part, it would be longer than your arm. About 3.5 - 4 feet long."

It cant be true.

At 11/19/08 08:09 AM, DasUberCow wrote: "Yes, this is a strange question. When a horse gets sexually aroused its penis will extend for about 22 inches. However, this isn't the entire length of the penis. Its just the business portion that does its copulation. Most of the penis is within a shaft on the underside of the horse. If you disected the entire penis including the internal part, it would be longer than your arm. About 3.5 - 4 feet long."

It cant be true.

Why not?
They said "incuding the internal part" and the internal part is quite big...well, at least on tiny itsy bitsy human penises the "internal" part is almost as long as the pen0r.
Oh, and why the fuck are we discussuing about horse dicks in a viking thread?

I would assume a horse has quite a big penis, yes. But a donkey has the biggest.

Hmm. That would be quite peculiar. Ive actually seen an icelandic horse with a boner. First, i was like "WTF IS THAT" and then i was like "Ewwwww". It was massive. I was there with my grandma. It was quite funny.

At 11/19/08 01:06 PM, DasUberCow wrote: Hmm. That would be quite peculiar. Ive actually seen an icelandic horse with a boner. First, i was like "WTF IS THAT" and then i was like "Ewwwww". It was massive. I was there with my grandma. It was quite funny.

Your grandma quite hot?

Lolz, don't know why I attempted to be amusing.

Shes pretty young! Only 55 and im 16. I have a young family. Shame im not having kids until im atleast 60 ears old.

I could hook you up if you really want.

At 11/19/08 06:26 PM, DasUberCow wrote: Shes pretty young! Only 55 and im 16. I have a young family. Shame im not having kids until im atleast 60 ears old.

I could hook you up if you really want.

Oh sweet yeah. I wouldn't mind that.

At 11/19/08 06:26 PM, DasUberCow wrote: Shes pretty young! Only 55 and im 16. I have a young family. Shame im not having kids until im atleast 60 ears old.

I could hook you up if you really want.

lol, my grandma is 86 and she is perfectly sane AND socially active, something rarely seen these days..
But 55?
My mom is 55...

lol, my grandma is 86 and she is perfectly sane AND socially active, something rarely seen these days..
But 55?
My mom is 55...

Yeah my parents are quite old aswell, generally people are getting pregnant quite young. Makes for a worse society.

I wouldnt say that. My mum is awesome. Why does it make a bad society? Unemployment?

At 11/20/08 12:37 PM, DasUberCow wrote: I wouldnt say that. My mum is awesome. Why does it make a bad society? Unemployment?

Lack of life experience, fewer young parents beat their child. My father did and it has done me good.

At 11/20/08 12:50 PM, sirtom93 wrote:

At 11/20/08 12:37 PM, DasUberCow wrote: I wouldnt say that. My mum is awesome. Why does it make a bad society? Unemployment?

Lack of life experience, fewer young parents beat their child. My father did and it has done me good.

Ah, I remember the relentless bare-bottom spankings. It smarted. But, it did me good.

Trust me, you didn't do whatever it was you did after my father got done with you.

Wow. Im gonna stay out of that one...

I cant resist. How the hell is being beaten good for you? You need a good healthy stable relationship with the closest people in your life. Your parents. My mums always been there for me and my dad - although in a different country - is like one of my best friends.

At 11/20/08 05:59 PM, DasUberCow wrote: Wow. Im gonna stay out of that one...

I cant resist. How the hell is being beaten good for you? You need a good healthy stable relationship with the closest people in your life. Your parents. My mums always been there for me and my dad - although in a different country - is like one of my best friends.

The person above you when your born needs to set you up for life, not let you get away with shit and you will become more disciplined.

At 11/20/08 06:03 PM, sirtom93 wrote:

At 11/20/08 05:59 PM, DasUberCow wrote: Wow. Im gonna stay out of that one...

I cant resist. How the hell is being beaten good for you? You need a good healthy stable relationship with the closest people in your life. Your parents. My mums always been there for me and my dad - although in a different country - is like one of my best friends.

The person above you when your born needs to set you up for life, not let you get away with shit and you will become more disciplined.

That's true. But, I do beleive it's possible to raise children good without beatings. All you have to do is feed them positive re-inforcement like an IV drip.

That's what I'll do.

At 11/20/08 05:59 PM, DasUberCow wrote: Wow. Im gonna stay out of that one...

I cant resist. How the hell is being beaten good for you? You need a good healthy stable relationship with the closest people in your life. Your parents. My mums always been there for me and my dad - although in a different country - is like one of my best friends.

Yeah, l totally agree with that..if my mother of father ever raised a hand to hurt me (well, slapping doesen't count) l could never forgive them..

Yeah, l totally agree with that..if my mother of father ever raised a hand to hurt me (well, slapping doesen't count) l could never forgive them..

I guess I forgive them.

Sirtom has recieved a 5-day ban.

At 11/21/08 05:13 PM, DeathNoteetoNhtaeD wrote: Sirtom has recieved a 5-day ban.

why?

At 11/22/08 03:06 PM, HeavyTank wrote:

At 11/21/08 05:13 PM, DeathNoteetoNhtaeD wrote: Sirtom has recieved a 5-day ban.

why?

Why not? :3

At 11/22/08 03:06 PM, HeavyTank wrote:

At 11/21/08 05:13 PM, DeathNoteetoNhtaeD wrote: Sirtom has recieved a 5-day ban.

why?

Spamming.

Not a +1 post.

At 11/22/08 10:29 PM, DeathNoteetoNhtaeD wrote: Spamming.

well, he is lucky he didn't get perma banned..

At 11/23/08 09:45 AM, HeavyTank wrote:

At 11/22/08 10:29 PM, DeathNoteetoNhtaeD wrote: Spamming.

well, he is lucky he didn't get perma banned..

True, the mods do have a distaste for him. I only got 3 days for spamming a while back.

Oh lucky me.

How the hell does he get banned so much? He must be actually going for it or something.

At 11/23/08 11:02 AM, DasUberCow wrote: How the hell does he get banned so much? He must be actually going for it or something.

Well, the mods just plain don't like him (or so he says). That, or he just doesn't learn. Either way, we don't know for sure.

Or he could be going for it, who knows?

Im sure the mods dont like him. Hes banned half the time so they must be slightly biased against him. Anyone got CoD : WaW on the PS3? If you do add me and we can kick some zombie ass.