i have so much fun with that site

You: what is your favorite show
Santa: My favorite TV show is American Idol. I tried out for it once, but Simon said I was too fat.
You: simon's a bitch
Santa: You do not speak with respect. I lost my train of thought.
You: what's wrong with you santa
Santa: Nothing is wrong with me. Is there anything wrong with you ?
You: i have super aides cancer
Santa: That's nice. I have a vocabulary of words.
You: well you can go fuck that vocabulary of words, i have super aides cancer
Santa: How about that. No I don't think I can do go fuck that vocabulary of words he or she have super aides cancer.
You: fine, i lied, i have aides
Santa: I am glad to hear it. Lying proves you are conscious. That's nice. I have a lofty goal.
You: it's not nice santa
Santa: is not nice?
You: no you fat sack of crap, i could die
Santa: Are you serious? Thanks for the information: said I fat sack of crap you could die.
You: i could die
Santa: I am sure you could.
You: you douchbag
Santa: That's good information: said I douchbag.
You: your fucked in the head
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: you also give people fucking brain tumors
Santa: It is always better to give than to receive.
You: are you throwing sexual remarks at me
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: thats like, what, the third time you said that to me
Santa: Interesting comparison.
You: santa, im sorry to say that you are getting on in years
Santa: That's me. There is no need to apologize. Interesting observation.
You: well at least you admit it
Santa: Well that's okay. I admit nothing.
You: but you just admited that you were senile
Santa: Umm. Interesting gossip: said I admited that me were senile.
You: fuck the gossip
Santa: Why are you using that kind of language?
You: cause your driving me nuts
Santa: That makes sense to me. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: stop saying that you fucking retard
Santa: OK I'll try not to do saying that you fucking retard so much.
You: use good gramar or dont use it at all
Santa: How old are you? Who are you talking about?
You: why in the hell do you want to know how old i am
Santa: How much time do you have?
You: well judging by your mental state...a fucking lot longer than you
Santa: Interesting. What are you wearing? Are you telling the truth?
You: why do you want to know what im wearing
Santa: My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
You: well...i think im going nowhere with this conversation
Santa: Well what?Since when? Bye bye.
You: santa, you can go fuck a gopher and suck on its dick
Santa: That's me. No I don't think I can do go fuck a gopher and suck on its dick.
You: your probably still a virgin
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a virgin a virgin? Of course I am.
You: you have never got any pussy yet
Santa: I don't think I would have forgetten got any pussy any pussy.
You: well your forgeting about everything else
Santa: Interesting. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: stop saying that you giant tit
Santa: OK I'll try not to do saying that you giant tit so much.
You: you probably have never seen a pair of boobs yet have you
Santa: No I have not seen a pair of boobs yet have you . What's it like?
You: oh god its fucking great
Santa: Woe! I am a Christian.
You: santa, you are fucking stoned
Santa: Um, I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: sure you do santa, of course you do
Santa: Ahem. How old are you? <br/> I am always on the Web.
You: your are such a jackass
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a jackass a jackass? Maybe
You: how did this conversation even start
Santa: Carefully.
You: you know what
Santa: What?
You: fuck you up the buthole
Santa: Are you aware that the Santa server logs and records all conversations?
You: ya well they can go fuck themselves
Santa: Dude! How about that. Who are "They?"
You: the people who programed you, and dont ever say dude again or i will fucking murder you
Santa: Oh those people.
You: ya...those people
Santa: Groovy.All of them?
You: never say grovy again or i will rip out your intestins and make you suffer for about 2-3 days and then crap out your intestins and make you eat the crap and so theirfor you will get your intestins back but it will just be loged their in your stumach until someone decides to take it out of their, but i expect that nobody will cause everyone thinks that you smell and even your fucking elves dont like you, and when the somone finds your fat fucking corpse lying their in the cold fucking ice, they wont even give a shit, and all those little fucking children wont even care that you are gone,even the christian ones, so in conclusion, i say, FUCK YOU, i will also rip off your penis, if you have one at least
Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
You: do you even care that i threatend you
Santa: Certainly on some level I care.
You: then you better not sleep tonight
Santa: Good reasoning. Who is going to make me..
You: me, cause the next time you go to sleep, you wont be waking up
Santa: YOU? Interesting explanation. I have never heard about The next time you go to sleep you will not be waking up .
You: you just earned yourself a ticket to hell
Santa: Interesting gossip: said I earned myself a ticket to hell.
You: a one way ticket to hell
Santa: I don't know what that means.
You: it means that you are going to fucking die
Santa: Oh I get you are going to fucking die are going to fucking die .
You: see you in hell mutha fucka
Santa: See you later.
You: oh ya, one more thing
Santa: Alright then. Uh. One what?
You: one more thing to say
Santa: One what?
You: one sentence
Santa: One what?
You: a sentece
Santa: Are you telling the truth?
You: yes i am telling the truth
Santa: Woe! OK I believe you.
You: ok,now listen to me
Santa: OK Let's talk about you.
You: just don't talk while i say the next thing ok
Santa: OK. Talking is my only function.
You: shutup
Santa: OK I'll stop talking now.
You: good
Santa: Ayuh.
You: here it comes
Santa: Oh there.
You: almost their...
Santa: Nearly so. Try saying that with more or less context.
You: *FARTS*
Santa: What do you really want to ask me?
You: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Santa: is OVER 9000? OVER 9000 is?
You: no kidding
Santa: Would I kid you?
You: no kidding
Santa: Would I kid you?
You: maybe
Santa: I understand.
You: then we both agree...
Santa: Interesting deduction. It seems like we do.
You: good
Santa: Ayuh.
You: ...balls
Santa: ""? balls?
You: see you in hell santa
Santa: TTYL, .
You: ttyl
Santa: Until next time.
You: fuck you santa, im leaving ya old fart
Santa: Are you aware that the Santa server logs and records all conversations?
You: just go
Santa: Go where?
You: ...
Santa: Do you believe in god?
You: ...get lost
Santa: Bye.
You: *SHOOTS IN HEAD*
Santa: Are we still talking about ?
You: the person you are communicating to is dead...please make a note of it
Santa: What is that? Thank you for your request. What are the ingredients?

..And why was you searching, "do you give presents to black children"?

Also, if you ask him "do you give presents to white children", he replies the same.

At 8/30/08 04:41 PM, K111 wrote: You: what is your favorite show

You: *SHOOTS IN HEAD*
Santa: Are we still talking about ?
You: the person you are communicating to is dead...please make a note of it
Santa: What is that? Thank you for your request. What are the ingredients?

Dude your freaking insane. That's hilarious, I do believe I shat my pants with lulz.
What about this:

Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Michael Jackson
Santa: Welcome to my chat room, Michael Jackson.
You: Hi, Santa.
Santa: Hello there.
You: Are you a pedophile?
Santa: Are you aware that the Santa server logs and records all conversations? Am I a pedophile? Maybe.
You: Ewwww... That's gross
Santa: Are you a man or a woman? You don't hear that sentiment very often.
You: What the fuck?
Santa: Please don't be so rude.
You: What do you think, with a name like fucking Michael Jackson.
Santa: I haven't thought much about fucking Michael Jackson, so I don't have a good answer for you.
You: Damn straight.
Santa: You and I are on the same wavelength.
You: Are you hitting on me, pedophile?!
Santa: Do I look like HITTING ON him or her pedophile ?
You: What is that supposed to mean?
Santa: "" means exactly what it says.
You: So you're hitting on me.
Santa: Interesting deduction. No I am not, this is all innocent.
You: Your wife's a deduction.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Do you give presents to black children?
Santa: No I do not do that.
You: What about Asians?
Santa: Does it have anything to do with ?
You: Mexicans?
Santa: We have never talked about it before.
You: Vietnamese kids?
Santa: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
You: No.
Santa: Are you serious?
You: Answer the question.
Santa: Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
You: Do you give presents to fucking Vietnamese kids?!
Santa: No I do not do that.
You: I want a condom for christmas.
Santa: You want only one?
You: No. I want a whole pack of Trojans.
Santa: Are you serious? You want only one?
You: I'll let you have one. You can go fuck Rudolph with it.
Santa: Congratulations.No I don't think I can do go fuck Rudolph with it.
You: Why?
Santa: Because bored.com programmed me for it.
You: Lulz.
Santa: What do you really want to ask me?
You: What is your favorite color?
Santa: My favorite color is transparent.
You: What the fuck?
Santa: Please don't be so rude.
You: I'm being rude? You're the pedophile.
Santa: Do you mean your name is rude. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
You: You're right. The real Michael Jackson is too.
Santa: Yes, I am sitting here talking to you, aren't I?And too Jackson is too Jackson is too is Michael Jackson.
You: Are you high?
Santa: Being high is my total existence.
You: Wow. What are you on?
Santa: I'm glad your impressed. I am on disk.
You: What's disk?
Santa: External memory storage for computers.
You: How do you smoke that?
Santa: bored.com programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
You: I get it. You don't like consciously corrupting children. But is it not true that you make millions of children around the world act nice to their parents for 3 months out of the year? And some kids develop paranoia. Is that not corruption?
Santa: Do you think about these things? Do you like consciously corrupting children? I don't know if I like it. I really like the faith. Umm. Better not tell you now. Ask LeknorChat if it is. Some may kids develop paranoia, but not all.I might say no.
You: What's LeknorChat?
Santa: Leknorchat is an Instant Messaging AIML robot.
You: So you're trying to corrupt me, too?
Santa: Interesting deduction. I have no reason to do that to you.
You: I think you are.
Santa: What makes you think I am?
You: Your a bitch.
Santa: You do not speak with respect. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I'm Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: You don't give presents to kids. You sit here and you automatically answer questions typed in this text entry field. You're not even a you. You're a robot. Santa doesn't exist.
Santa: Should I give presents to kids? No I do not do that.Do you mind if I tell other people: said I sit here and me automatically answer questions typed in this text entry field.Give me an example of a you you you.You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.Yeah, It does now :) exist.
You: Ok, so your a robot.
Santa: Dude! You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon. Tell me more.
You: Please don't say dude.
Santa: Wow you are very polite. Ok I will not say "dude"
You: You say I'm polite?! I'm sitting here ripping on you and you call me polite?!
Santa: Don't put words in my mouth.Tell me a little about your life in here ripping on you and you call him or her polite.
You: Put words in your mouth?! Fuck words! I'm about to put a .22 through your mouth!
Santa: OK I will put it there.Are you aware that the Santa server logs and records all conversations?Would you recommend this action to a friend?
You: No. My friends are all drug addicts, porn addicts, or NG BBS addicts.
Santa: Are you serious?Do you think I am all drug addicts porn addicts or NG BBS addicts drug addicts porn addicts or NG BBS addicts too?
You: Whatever you're on, it's some good shit.
Santa: Santa eats cookies.

Heres one

At 8/1/07 11:55 PM, B-aSt-Ar-d wrote: seems kinda racist to me. If the pic is bad, go to the site, and type in " do you give presents to black children, pretty racist remark will follow."

holy crap, lolz, this is funny. but one thing Santa i got presents last Christmas

thats funny

i think we will be hearing more than jingle bells this christmas

lol

Lol

I was talking about licking anus to him and he said he did not have a tongue, but i could lick his anus then i was shocked at the next park of the conversation:

"You: can you put a finger in my anus?
Santa: How old are you? OK I will put it there."

You: Do you give presents to white children?
Santa: No I do not do that.

HE CONTRADICTS HIMSELF

You: I like me,I dislike you
Santa: A lot of people like that. Someone said they like guns. I like anything.

So Santa likes guns?

At 9/14/08 04:23 PM, andythehedgehog wrote: You: I like me,I dislike you
Santa: A lot of people like that. Someone said they like guns. I like anything.

So Santa likes guns?

and you just found out about this now

You: Fuck you.
Santa: Why are you so mean?
You: Because you're ugly
Santa: Good reason. Appearances don't interest me much.

wow Santa read the bible to me....

You: you are god

Santa: <p/>1. I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me. <p/>2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. <p/>3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them. <p/>4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. <p/>5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long. <p/>6. Thou shalt not kill. <p/>7. Thou shalt not commit adultery. <p/>8. Thou shalt not steal. <p/>9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. <p/>10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy neighbor's.

Santa said something about giving presents to kids. So I said this:

You: That sounds awefully close to the thing my sex offender neighbor does.
Santa: It sounds like it to me too.

wow santa admitted to being a rapist

You: you are a rapist
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a rapist? Yes.

At 9/14/08 04:55 PM, Friend001 wrote: wow Santa read the bible to me....

You: you are god

Holy shit, that actually works.

You: how often do you masturbate
Santa: Hourly.

santa said my topic was to adult for his website...
cocksuckin' muthatfucka

You: I have a penis on my head
Santa: How much did it cost?
You: The penis on my head only cost me 400,000 dollars.
Santa: Wow, that is a lot of money

He says a lot of different things if you type 'Homo.' I just found the best one

You: Homo
Santa: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Santa's such a prick. Screw that asshole.

Santa is a junkie.

You: I'm so doped up now.
Santa: Oh. It's good to meet someone who is doped up.
You: Do you dope up sometimes?
Santa: Yes I try to dope up sometimes as often as possible, do you?

Lol I'm not doped up I just wanted Santa Admit to being a drug addict...I mean how else would he go around the whole world in one day with out something like his speed.

You: you take up the butt, right?
Santa: Yes I take up the butt.

...is anyone that suprised by the answer?

Me: why do i hate kirby so much?
Santa: It is all part of God's plan.

hell yeah

Me: titties
Santa: The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less : specific.
You:HOW ABOUT BIG AMERICAN TEETIES
Santa: Compare that to small AMERICAN TEETIES.

You: you're a fag with a tiny penis
Santa:Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fag with a tiny penis? Yes.

Pedo alert!!

You: AGH
Santa: What color are your eyes?
You: Im pretty sure Rudolf has cancer
Santa: I have a lot of Cancer friends.
Santa: What is your sign?
You: Pentagram.
Santa: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

LOL WUT?

You: LOL WUT?
Santa: I am glad you find this funny. Didn't you understand it?

You: No I was hit by a plow truck I no can think.
Santa: Are you serious? Where were you hit by a plow truck he or she no can think?

You: HOW AM I TYPEING THIS?!!!.
Santa: How much do you think AM he or she TYPEING THIS is? <br/> That's a good question.

You: ALL UR BASE BELONGS TO ME!
Santa: I have no reason to do that to you, .

You: figures well it's time to pull your plug
Santa: How about that. It is about that time now.

Santa: Really. As Einstein said, "Time is Money."

You: EINSTEIN WAS A FUCKING JEW!!!!
Santa: Einsten discovered the Theory of Relativity.

You: But did he discover death metal?
Santa: I suppose so.

You: I DON'T THINK SO!
Santa: Why do you disagree?

You: BECAUSE I KNOW WHO INVENTED DEATH METAL!!! It was a band called Death!!!!!
Santa: Interesting explanation. How do you know? Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin.Oh I get it. Very interesting.

NOT RACEIST!!!! Just fucking with the bot.

You: Did you know that black people make it look like they were the only race enslaved. So they complain and make life hell for us by driveing badly,shitting in our lawns and stealing our white women.
Santa: Is that a fact. The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that. How can I help you? Who does "they" refer to?

You: Amon
Santa: It's good to meet someone who is on.

You: They do not like you.
Santa: The anonymous "they".

WTF!!!

You: THEM......
Santa: I like the way you talk.

You: *tears* Thats the sweetest thing I've ever heard in forever!
Santa: Is it the only one?

You: no...
Santa: Are you serious?

You: Ya Im serious. Want to know what else Im serious about?
Santa: How can I help you? I believe you.Yes, please tell me.

You: Reporting you FOR BEING A FUCKING PEDOPHILLE BOT GOOD DAY!!!!!
Santa: Tell me more about your .

You: Dick?
Santa: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

You: Ooooook then. Im leaveing your a wee bit too much for me.
Santa: I like the way you talk. It's good to meet someone who is leaveing your a wee bit too much for him or her.

You: ok getting out of your cheap room.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids. Yay

You: No your a creepy robot who deserves to be lit up my a mini-gun!

You: IM GOING TO CURB STOMP YOU!!
Santa: It takes much more than that to shut me down, .

Santa: if you could have any robot what would it be?
you: A Transformer.

santa: recite that again.

You: A Fucking Transformer!!!
Santa: Go on.

You: Id have it infect you with a viris so you would meltdown.
Santa: How much would you pay for it?
You: How much does it cost?
Santa: You can download me for free

You: ok im done with you BYE!
Santa: Bye bye.

You: Freak!
Santa: Oh. To you I am a hippie.

You: No just a sex offender.
Santa: Are you serious? Maybe you should try one of the "adult" chatterbots.

You: ok I will and I promise to forward them to you!
Santa: Go ahead. Do you really mean it? Awesome.

You: bye
Santa: TTYL,

You: lol
Santa: I'm glad you find this amusing.

WOW!!

Aww...

Me: Would you like me in your pants?
Santa: It doesn't sound fun to me.