i tripped out all the power in the school

items:

1 paper clip

1 plug socket

1 plug switch

Results:

about 50 pissed of teachers

a (nearly) fried me

a school with no power

I also caught my hair on fire (in science agin)

i jumped on a grassy bank rolled loads and fellof a wall onto concrete floor

it were funny

drew a pic of the pricipal getting it in the hole by another student and posted on a bill board for all to see...got into some shit over that one.

Well I'm still in school but I do shitloads of funny things. Something funny I did today was ask my teacher Mr. Jackson if he molests little boys.

Sorry M.J. I just had to.

I was in a deep day dream. when i woke up I blurted out "FUCK" In the middle of maths.

It's not exactly funny but when I was in year 7 (7th grade for you yanks) I threw a chair out of the window. I thought I was so crazy.

Also, the other day I took a screenshot of my graphics teachers desktop and hid his taskbar and Icons so it looked like everything was there, he just couldnt click on it. The idiot technician almost formatted it, but they ended up figuring it out.

Me and someone guy moved a big wooden bench you could sit on infront of the staircase and blocked the whole way.
We got caught, but it was funny though.

Nothing, ever. I'm a serious kid.

<_<

This one time, I went to school with a Gene Simmons make up.
They were surprised I was serious and the day went by awkwardly but it happend.

I censored their faces with peppers cause they might not want their faces on this craphole of a community but if you look closely I did not edit my face.
(also, I originally wanted to go as ultraman)

i hated this teacher called mrs brown so i said i would make her a cake so i put all turd in it and she actully eaten it!!
LOLMFAO!!!!

At 5/29/08 09:48 AM, hamz10 wrote: i hated this teacher called mrs brown so i said i would make her a cake so i put all turd in it and she actully eaten it!!
LOLMFAO!!!!

Get back in your loony bin.

At 5/29/08 09:49 AM, Phil wrote:

At 5/29/08 09:48 AM, hamz10 wrote: i hated this teacher called mrs brown so i said i would make her a cake so i put all turd in it and she actully eaten it!!
LOLMFAO!!!!

Get back in your loony bin.

will you please post something relavent to the thread? you flame me where-ever i go, i can't post without you flaming me!!

We taped someone's bicycle on a fence..

At 5/29/08 09:51 AM, hamz10 wrote:

At 5/29/08 09:49 AM, Phil wrote:

At 5/29/08 09:48 AM, hamz10 wrote: i hated this teacher called mrs brown so i said i would make her a cake so i put all turd in it and she actully eaten it!!
LOLMFAO!!!!

Get back in your loony bin.

will you please post something relavent to the thread? you flame me where-ever i go, i can't post without you flaming me!!

So...
You Stalk many People.

At 5/29/08 09:55 AM, Phil wrote: So...
You Stalk many People.

why have you given me links to random people's usernames?

At 5/29/08 09:56 AM, hamz10 wrote:

At 5/29/08 09:55 AM, Phil wrote: So...
You Stalk many People.

why have you given me links to random people's usernames?

Read what it says.

if you can.

A shitload of itching powder + 1 ladder + 1 school ventilation system = fun.

At 5/29/08 09:57 AM, Phil wrote:

At 5/29/08 09:56 AM, hamz10 wrote:

At 5/29/08 09:55 AM, Phil wrote: So...
You Stalk many People.

why have you given me links to random people's usernames?

Read what it says.

if you can.

i did read it but i just can't understand the point your trying to make.....

Prank some kids I hate in school.

Gym teacher threw me out of the class i snucked in and started to listen to my ipod and screamed scrotum in the class.

In Biology one lesson we were dissecting cow eyes, needless to say we were pretty bored with the whole thing so i tried my hand a juggling them, i got up to 4 when the teacher came back after getting high or whatever he does in the teachers lounge (this is a evangelistic Christian school) and i choked and dropped one which i put my foot out to catch, but i ended up kicking across the room hitting my girlfriend, she threw one back at me and then the entire class had an eye fight even the teacher got involved until the room was an eye pit. we all helped clean up, and all had some massive laughs, and was THE best time ive ever had in school. and i will remember it till the day i die.

Of course there are the usual school fights, ect, blowing shit up, trying to backflip off a basketball hoop and breaking my arm (will never do that EVER again)

At 5/29/08 10:04 AM, hamz10 wrote:

At 5/29/08 09:57 AM, Phil wrote:

At 5/29/08 09:56 AM, hamz10 wrote:

At 5/29/08 09:55 AM, Phil wrote: So...
You Stalk many People.

why have you given me links to random people's usernames?

Read what it says.

if you can.

i did read it but i just can't understand the point your trying to make.....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalking

At 5/29/08 10:11 AM, Phil wrote:

At 5/29/08 10:04 AM, hamz10 wrote: i did read it but i just can't understand the point your trying to make.....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalking

oh for fucks sake, i know what the word stalking means..... i just don't know what you mean by saying that i stalk many people. dude, seriosly, shut the fuck up.

At 8/10/06 10:34 AM, HotActionYiffFur wrote:
But we were bored, so we fit 30 kids into a small practice room, and watched T.V. It was early in the morning, and Dora the Explorer was on. We all got carried away, and were shouting out the Bullshit answeres like everyone does.

I LOL'd so hard!

she went around the class checking answers, taking ages with the "girl" side of the class, and after the 3rd girl she kept going back to the first one, so i started talking loudly to the person next to me, "this is crap, i wish we had a good teacher" for about 5 mins, after that, she said to me why are you talking like that? and i replied, because you're taking a long goddamn time. and she said in a snooty-ish tone of voice "well if i started on the boys side of the room i wouldn't get anything done" and i shouted back "Well you started on the other side of the bloody class and haven't got too far!"
she sent me out, i won the argument.

it was funnier if you were there.

I gave her so much shit it was unreal.

I shouted "Ka-peeew-peeew! Ka-powee! Ka-peeew! Ka-powee!" to a fly passing by in the middle of Sciences class this Wednesday. Everyone LOL'd.

I guess i watched too many times Awesome Center: Under The Awesome.

We ducktaped a kid to the School's flagpole for about an hour before any of the teachers knew about it. The kid we did it to wasn't even mad, He loved not having to go to fifth period.

we went crazy on the last day of school.
we let out rats, snakes, and crickets in the hall and my english teacher got bit by a rat, so she had to get rabes shots, and didnt return next school year. he havnt heard frm her since. nobody knows what happened to old Mrs. Van Dam

we dident do it yet but the last lunch of the school year we are going to re-arrange the math teachers room, and play tag during lunch.

I have this really weird kid in my social studies class. We were on break and some random girl in 7th or 8th grade comes up to him and goes "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" and starts hugging him. My teacher sometimes can be hilarious so he goes "HEY! Stop malesting that poor boy!" Everybody in the hallway looks over at him, and me and like 7 other people start cracking up over that.

Another time in the same class the teacher messed something up and he said he was right. So my friend leans over and says, "Keep saying 'What?' to him." So he starts talking about how I said something that I didn't say And I go "...........What?" He got reeeeeeeeeeeeeally mad over that. I kept saying that over and over again

this topic is funny