At 8/10/06 12:51 PM, GuitarBrdArounO wrote: shadow sniper, I really didnt understand your story, but thats ok

this thread is just crap

You don't like it?
Fine, don't spam it up with your shit.

At 8/10/06 10:31 AM, -VividCG- wrote: its a tie between putting laxotives in my IT teachers coffee and watching them run, setting a tennis ball on fire and throwing it at a supply teacher (in class). and the time me and my mates bought a crate of lynx deoderant, smothered it in several liters of meths and set it on fire on our school field.

i lol'd

At 8/10/06 12:49 PM, Dirtypirate wrote: well we one of our friens was in a weelchair and we put him i a normal chair and we made a tower out of chairs, and we put someone in the weelchair and pushed them in the towers.
One started crying and we were never caught cause he was too scared and there we no teacher around.

That's not very funny. Just mean.

i guess the funniest thing was wen i dared my friend to shit in a plastic baggy and throw it at a random car from the roof of our school and uor school is fucken high so he sayed sure he dose his "buissnus"(bad spelling) and we go to the roof then he throws but he misses...hit our principle in the head...we still laughed

I can't even remember and I only finished school like a year ago.

The most fucked up thing I remember is me and friends were sitting in our form room and were supposed to be watching some video, and we had this complete push over teachercalled the virgin, and we just randomly set this pen on fire and let it melt into the desk. it was pitch black in the room too so this was just one bright light coming from our corner of the room. I dont think we even got in trouble for it which makes it so fucked up.

ive done that,cept it was blackcats,and it hit some kids foot

i streaked in front of the school assembly memorial of september 11th. that was the 9th school i was kicked out from.

ive yet to leave my 6th form in school but when i do...oh boy its gonna be fun.

oh, and i melted some of the ice in the hockey rink right before a game. all the players caught phmneonia ( spelling)

one time I found my teachers porn in his desk, and put the pictures on the stalls in the boys bathroom.

6th grade in history class the teacher said. "Im gonna teach you something today!"
i said "Bout time!" She looked at me and from that point on for the rest of the school year we fought each other with funny insults. ...that was my favorite teacher.

Our teacher in science class was so stupid, you could skip out on homework and not get noticed (of course, she always had her eye on me, so when everybody was skipping out on homework, she would only notice me).

Also, one day a group of me and like 10 kids on the way to gym went the wrong way around a fence into a baseball dugout when we were supposed to go around the other end of the dugout, it was no big deal, we didn't have to climb over fences or anything, we just walked around. We ended up all getting detentions, every other teacher on our floor, even the principle, agreed that it was bullshit.

But probably the funniest thing somebody did in my school, not me, but still funny, was hop a fence and run into sprinklers, two people did it. They came back soaking wet and the lunchmother was standing right at the fence. They nearly got a pink card and wouldn't have been able to go to our class field trip. Luckily, in my school, you barely get in trouble for shit. So, they got away with a couple detentions

At 8/10/06 10:26 AM, RedCoin wrote: I rememeber getting a detention from my music teatcher for some stupid ass reason, so i put a pube in his coffee. He drank it and pulled the pube out of his mouth, my friend jack and I started crying with laughter. He was really confused.

u?

I could tell you but it's a really long story.

i took a crap in the principal's purse.

Putting some powder that makes so you realy have to go the toilet in one of the teachers coffies and got away with it!

MOGLY, WHERE THE FUCK HAVE you been? get your ass back into my thread and tell me whats going on

We got a new PE teacher and decided to see how he handels a fight!
so on the way back from the sports centre me and one of the hardest lads in school pretended to kick off! He jumped on the hard lad an we started laughing along with the rest of the boys in are year! The teacher was confused and went bright red when he figured it out!

Our teacher fell asleep so we put all the stools in the clamps on the desks and left the room! we got a weeks detention but kept on climing out of the windows when the door was lokced!

Oh and i unscrewed the bolts on my teachers chair if fell apart completely when he satdown!

In 6th grade some of my friends dared me to take a piss in the girls bathroom. it was a big deal back then, but I went in knowing I wold get $2 afterwards. I got in the stall and unzipped my pants when my science teacher walked in. I sat down immeadiatly knowing how chicks pee, and got piss all over the stall because I was pissing when she walked in. I ran out, pants off in my boxers and plled on my pants and got my money. As we walked back to class we heard my science teacher go "WHAT THE...THERES PISS EVERYWHERE!"

Funiest thing hmm.Well i played the Classroom,2 and 3 and my teacher saw me and gave me a detention LMAO

I had this fat ass music teacher and I tried to sell him a big mac. He almost bought it untell he relized he was being made fun of.

one day a band came to our school and played if front of a building and me and a few friends went behind the building and threw bananas over teh building at him. we dont know if it hit them or an audience member, but afterwe were done we went into the audience and jumped up with out middle fingers in the air. we all got detention.

I went behind a tree, pulled my pants down and took a whiz. I'm not sure how many people were watching, but anyway, these kids came up to me and said, "Hey, you're not supposed to do that...", or something like that, I don't remember. I didn't care, so I just walked away. LOL, I was in 2nd grade at the time... :P

i dont know the funniest thing i did but the funniest thing i saw was when we were all studying in world cultures when all of a sudden my friend wanted to go to another table because another friend was in our gruop messing around! so he turned around and said that the "one man team" behind us probably wasnt messing around so we all turned around and saw that the one member of the gruop was stashing pencils in his hair! perfect timing for that to happen huh?

in science class i offered to read a paragraph that had the word organism in it so i could miss say it as orgasm and i just kept reading as everyone was laughing liek nothign hapened and it was the best cuz i didn;t try to play it off so everyone thought it was an accident till i told them,

i pissed in my french teachers desk drawer once. it got all of her papers wet, lol. i only did something like that though cuz i was so pissed cuz she gave me 40% on an essay i worked so fuckin long on. no1 found out who did it, lol.

Did my work.

Funniest thing, ever.

We were just all cunts to this one women teacher once and she burst out crying and ran away

Yes we are twisted fucks who like to watch people run away crying :D

Well i havent ever done this but when i was in middle school (ill never forget this) my freind ralph sugested for us to do this thing

1)Take a paper towel and make it moist with urine and then slap a girl in the face with that paper towel in your hand

2) steal a book that another kid checked out form the (so that they dont know that you did this) take a dump in the middle of the book and return it through the Book drop

I sang "Chocolate Salty Balls" to the entire school during an assembly. True Story.

on yhe last day of grade 8 shit in the vice principal's desk i can still here the scream hahahaha those were the days