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Virgin Club

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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-07 23:29:13


At 8/7/06 11:19 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:
Fabulous, then. Welcome aboard!

YAY !! Great, now, how do I virgin here ?

Answering some of the question before. I think that a person losses her/his virginity when involved in a sexual act with another individual. Oral sex count like sex for me. Vaginal penetration is only the culmination of the process of lossing ones virginity.

You gotta choose, creature or droid?

Wow... hard choice, because you will make me lame anyway. But I choose the one thats voted the less. I help balancing stuff :D


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-07 23:29:13


At 8/7/06 11:24 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:
At 8/7/06 11:20 PM, screamokaratekick wrote: *tears through n00bish poser with a fury that only a tauntaun is capable of*
GET THE HELL OUT!!!
Tauntaun fury, it's a force to be reckoned with.

yep... I'm gonna enjoy being a tauntaun... a tauntaun who practices ABSTINENCE!!!

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-08 00:07:24


New rankings will be posted tomorrow, guys. I'm out for the night. <3

Athlas, Neo, and Spikeman are in line. ;)

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-08 00:11:06


At 8/8/06 12:07 AM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: New rankings will be posted tomorrow, guys. I'm out for the night. <3

Athlas, Neo, and Spikeman are in line. ;)

Later, Sarah.

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-08 04:16:54


Oh dude I gotta join this club.(?)

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-08 14:28:47


At 8/8/06 04:16 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Oh dude I gotta join this club.(?)

No Virgin Club is complete without Hobo Porn.

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-08 14:34:28


At 8/8/06 04:16 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Oh dude I gotta join this club.(?)

How can you do Hobo Porn and be a virgin? :0


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-08 14:35:42


At 8/8/06 02:34 PM, WilliWowza wrote:
At 8/8/06 04:16 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Oh dude I gotta join this club.(?)
How can you do Hobo Porn and be a virgin? :0

Just watch out for the first issue of the Hobo Porn magazine and you'll understand.

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-08 15:13:12


At 8/8/06 02:54 PM, Dobio wrote: You will remain an MSE-6 until Sarah or I deem you an advancement.

Well, i'd like to add onto the description here and say that the Mouse Droid can also be an outgoing, party sort of box on wheels if it so pleases, due to the fact that they have the ability to make conga lines. I also hear that they have delicious pastries in their storage units for when things get really wild.

This is unique.

It goes to show you that even if you don't look the part, you can have a vibrant, fun personality just like the rest of the more "popular" droids.

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-08 15:13:56


So... what am I going to be ? I can`t wait :D


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-08 15:32:40


I'd just to say that I'm the first to whore this club in ones sig.
:D So I hereby rule.


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-08 15:46:02


At 8/8/06 03:13 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: So... what am I going to be ? I can`t wait :D

You come after Athlas. Patience, young one.

At 8/8/06 03:32 PM, -Nev- wrote: I'd just to say that I'm the first to whore this club in ones sig.
D So I hereby rule.

You're a professional virgin whore.

And I was actually going to put it in my sig today, but you beat me to it, yar.

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-08 15:50:22


I would put it in my sig, but I haven't changed anything in it for ages, lazy old me

My pic still has my old User name , thats low


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-08 16:00:23


At 8/8/06 03:50 PM, WilliWowza wrote: I would put it in my sig, but I haven't changed anything in it for ages, lazy old me
My pic still has my old User name , thats low

Where's your Virgin pride!? Rah rah rah!

Or are you trying to set a trend of laziness? Either way, it's caught onto Dobio, who is going at a snail's pace with posting the other rankings.

Sigh. Lazy, lazy Boba Fett.

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-08 16:12:01


Can I join, I am a virgin and hope to stay that way untill I meet some one I love and trust.

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-08 16:30:23


At 8/8/06 04:12 PM, the_scouser wrote: Can I join, I am a virgin and hope to stay that way untill I meet some one I love and trust.

Yes, you may join. Just be sure to post and contribute to the club. ;)

Welcome!

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-08 16:30:40


At 8/8/06 03:46 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: You're a professional virgin whore.

Haha what a wonderful slogan 'Not everyone is doing it.'

And I was actually going to put it in my sig today, but you beat me to it, yar.

Some balance to the force you are.


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-08 17:00:55


At 8/8/06 04:30 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:
Yes, you may join. Just be sure to post and contribute to the club. ;)

Welcome!

I just visited your MySpace. WHY THE FUCK do people put this horrid colors to the background ? They make my eyes bleed, literally.

I cannot see shit, the whole pink makes the letters dissapear.


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-08 17:06:40


He he, made a virgin club sig.

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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-08 17:14:53


At 8/8/06 05:00 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: I just visited your MySpace. WHY THE FUCK do people put this horrid colors to the background ? They make my eyes bleed, literally.

Yellow on pink is easy to read.

I don't really want to get into more off topicness, but seriously... my myspace background > all.
Links in my sig pic its so good :)


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-08 17:16:08


I want to join

IM 14 and have had no sex and not planning to in the near future....or atleast up to 21


"What the Fodoodle?!"

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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-08 17:28:19


At 8/8/06 05:00 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: I just visited your MySpace. WHY THE FUCK do people put this horrid colors to the background ? They make my eyes bleed, literally.

Hot pink and bright yellow, come on. It's a fashion statement. Plus it's the gummie-land Macross ship in the background, don't go disrespecting.

I cannot see shit, the whole pink makes the letters dissapear.

It looks fine on my end.

At 8/8/06 05:14 PM, -Nev- wrote: Haha what a wonderful slogan 'Not everyone is doing it.'

Clever, isn't it?

Some balance to the force you are.

It's my job.

Yellow on pink is easy to read.

Indeed.

Links in my sig pic its so good :)

Added you.

At 8/8/06 05:06 PM, the_scouser wrote: He he, made a virgin club sig.

Lol, nice. Spread the word, my friend!

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-08 17:34:46


At 8/8/06 05:16 PM, germansoldier555 wrote: I want to join
IM 14 and have had no sex and not planning to in the near future....or atleast up to 21

Yes, you're allowed to join. Just be sure to post and contribute! ;D!

Btw, to both my new members, if you're interested in getting a Star Wars rank (omg so cool), then just post if you want to either be a..

CREATURE

or a..

DROID

in here.

You will get your results possibly by the end of this millennium if Boba Fett (Dobio) would stop hibernating in the Tauntaun's (Screamokaratekid) stomach.

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-08 17:46:07


At 8/8/06 05:28 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:
Hot pink and bright yellow, come on. It's a fashion statement. Plus it's the gummie-land Macross ship in the background, don't go disrespecting.

HIDEOUS... FUCKING HORRIBLE. The only good thing is your pic.

It looks fine on my end.

I can see the letters, I only wish I didn`t. When I focuse on them, my eyes hurt. And I cry... again :(

I`d make a link in my sig to the club. But I have no more available space.


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-08 17:50:12


There, my signature is finally updated, along with you guys, how cool am I?


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-08 17:51:52


At 8/8/06 05:50 PM, WilliWowza wrote: There, my signature is finally updated, along with you guys, how cool am I?

You win 10 cool points, and three sexings from me. Would you like those sexings here, or would you like to take them home ?


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-08 18:05:39


At 8/8/06 05:51 PM, NeoSoviet wrote:
At 8/8/06 05:50 PM, WilliWowza wrote: There, my signature is finally updated, along with you guys, how cool am I?
You win 10 cool points, and three sexings from me. Would you like those sexings here, or would you like to take them home ?

Doggie bag please, I usually hanker for my sexings right before bed


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-08 18:08:14


At 8/8/06 05:51 PM, NeoSoviet wrote:
At 8/8/06 05:50 PM, WilliWowza wrote: There, my signature is finally updated, along with you guys, how cool am I?

You're never cool Will.

You win 10 cool points, and three sexings from me. Would you like those sexings here, or would you like to take them home ?

No sexings allowed here.


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Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-08 18:33:46


At 8/8/06 05:34 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:

CREATURE

or a..

DROID

in here.

You will get your results possibly by the end of this millennium if Boba Fett (Dobio) would stop hibernating in the Tauntaun's (Screamokaratekid) stomach.

Lol @ starwars, but anywho, I shal go for.... *Waves finger around* Creature!

Response to Virgin Club 2006-08-08 18:41:39


At 8/8/06 06:06 PM, KickFlipBoy wrote: Why are you guys proud about the fact that you can't get poon?

No, we are proud that we can show restraint and not whore ourselves out at every chance we get.