I hope you have fun with your uncombfortable first time.
And don't say "I might be good at it, because I think about it alot." you were never Shaquille O'neal when you first played basketball.
At 8/8/06 07:04 PM, Zen444 wrote: I hope you have fun with your uncombfortable first time.
And don't say "I might be good at it, because I think about it alot." you were never Shaquille O'neal when you first played basketball.
If by that you mean I didn't turn 7ft tall and black, then you sir are wrong >:|
In fact I wouldn't mind that happening for my first time either, I hear them africans are well endowed :[
At 8/8/06 02:34 PM, WilliWowza wrote:At 8/8/06 04:16 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Oh dude I gotta join this club.(?)How can you do Hobo Porn and be a virgin? :0
Well I'm diffrent from normal porn people...they get chicks/dudes to sleep with them to be on the production...but when you're dealing with hobo's....you dunno who has what so I just give them a sandwhich/hotdog and 20$ while i sit back and make millions. Plus they don't argue because there getting a sandwhich and 20$ and getting laid.
At 8/8/06 02:28 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:At 8/8/06 04:16 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Oh dude I gotta join this club.(?)No Virgin Club is complete without Hobo Porn.
Damn skippy.
If anyone wants to use the sig I made, they can. I will make a better one later.
At 8/8/06 06:05 PM, WilliWowza wrote:
Doggie bag please, I usually hanker for my sexings right before bed
Fine, there you have sir. Please don`t leave the bag somewhere without supervition. Stranger may want to take your sexings.
At 8/8/06 06:08 PM, -Nev- wrote:
No sexings allowed here.
WHAT ? This is outrageus, no sexings allowed in this thread ? I need to hear confirmation from Sarah_Rawr to know if this is true.
<3
At 8/8/06 07:19 PM, HoboPorn wrote:At 8/8/06 02:34 PM, WilliWowza wrote:Well I'm diffrent from normal porn people...they get chicks/dudes to sleep with them to be on the production...but when you're dealing with hobo's....you dunno who has what so I just give them a sandwhich/hotdog and 20$ while i sit back and make millions. Plus they don't argue because there getting a sandwhich and 20$ and getting laid.At 8/8/06 04:16 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Oh dude I gotta join this club.(?)How can you do Hobo Porn and be a virgin? :0
Do you use male hobos, female hobos, or both at the same time?
And since no short post is complete without a homer simpson-like saying:
"Hmmm, scruffy bums..."
At 8/7/06 07:33 PM, Athlas wrote: (Athlas: Oh, yeah, by the way, I'd like to be a droid. Metal madness!)
Droid fever, it's all the rage with the virgins now-a-days. Almost as popular as abstinence.
Ooohhhh!
Athlas, after much consideration, and consulting with my colleagues on the "force", we have decided to dub thee R5D4!
The R5D4 defines what it means to persevere under even the most discouraging situations. This is an essential quality for us virgins to have, for the pressure of society can often times be overwhelming. Even if you may suffer humiliation from the Jawas, or a short circuit while trying to impress someone, you must patch yourself back together and keep rolling. Be strong, young droid.
And may the force be with you.
Congratulations! You will rank up when I (Darth Vader), and my partners (Boba Fett and R2D2), see fit.
I am the next one... YAY I cannot wait for the moment when im granted a horrible rank.
<3
At 8/8/06 10:09 PM, Athlas wrote:At 8/8/06 07:19 PM, HoboPorn wrote:Do you use male hobos, female hobos, or both at the same time?At 8/8/06 02:34 PM, WilliWowza wrote:At 8/8/06 04:16 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Oh dude I gotta join this club.(?)How can you do Hobo Porn and be a virgin? :0
And since no short post is complete without a homer simpson-like saying:
"Hmmm, scruffy bums..."
lol, I use femal on female and male on female of course...none of that male on male as I am straight of course and last thing I want to see is un-washed hobo male sex.
-MetalDart- from beyond the grave of temporarily being banned, wanted me to post his own version of the Virgin Club signature in here.
Go go virgin pride!
At 8/8/06 11:13 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: -MetalDart- from beyond the grave of temporarily being banned, wanted me to post his own version of the Virgin Club signature in here.
Go go virgin pride!
lol....and whats this rank thing I am hearing about?
Um, ok. I'm new to the virgin club. I'm a virgin cuz . I'm not sure why, cuz no one wants to do it with me I guess.
At 8/8/06 05:34 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:At 8/8/06 05:16 PM, germansoldier555 wrote:You will get your results possibly by the end of this millennium if Boba Fett (Dobio) would stop hibernating in the Tauntaun's (Screamokaratekid) stomach.
So that's why I'm getting indigestion... tell him to stop setting off so many thermal detonators in there. XD
Because I am so skilled, I went back a page to respond to the many different, extremely important posts.
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At 8/8/06 05:46 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: HIDEOUS... FUCKING HORRIBLE. The only good thing is your pic.
Your brain will get used to the beautiful colors, the bleeding-eye process is just the initial stage. You see, the colors are so brilliant and magnificent that to the untrained eye, it can cause some serious side effects. Once you're over that, you're gold.
I can see the letters, I only wish I didn`t. When I focuse on them, my eyes hurt. And I cry... again :(
Just listen to the awesome music, that's primarily why I created that MySpace anyway.
I`d make a link in my sig to the club. But I have no more available space.
Tragic!
At 8/8/06 05:50 PM, WilliWowza wrote: There, my signature is finally updated, along with you guys, how cool am I?
Fucking fantastic, darling.
At 8/8/06 10:05 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: WHAT ? This is outrageus, no sexings allowed in this thread ? I need to hear confirmation from Sarah_Rawr to know if this is true.
Virgin sexings, hm. What would this involve? Something along the lines of what Hobo Porn sells?
At 8/8/06 07:19 PM, HoboPorn wrote: you dunno who has what so I just give them a sandwhich/hotdog and 20$ while i sit back and make millions.
Hey now, where's my share of the money? I find you the most quality hobos, and I only get a dollar in dimes and nickels in return. I knew you were hiding something from me!
At 8/8/06 10:49 PM, HoboPorn wrote: ...last thing I want to see is un-washed hobo male sex.
Words of a true professional.
At 8/8/06 11:24 PM, HoboPorn wrote: lol....and whats this rank thing I am hearing about?
I explained the system several pages back, here's the link:
Virgin Ranking System
Basically, if you want a rank, choose between creature or droid and you'll get a starting character. From there, you will be able to rank up to something more awesome.
At 8/8/06 11:26 PM, ChineseGothKid wrote: Damn, I'm gone for 5 days and this club goes from 2 to 17 pages. Amazing.
Welcome back.
At 8/8/06 11:32 PM, FlurpMonkey wrote: Um, ok. I'm new to the virgin club. I'm a virgin cuz . I'm not sure why, cuz no one wants to do it with me I guess.
Are there any reasons beyond "not being able to get laid" for being a virgin? Think long and hard about your views on virginity/sexuality, and then answer that question.
At 8/8/06 11:41 PM, screamokaratekick wrote: So that's why I'm getting indigestion... tell him to stop setting off so many thermal detonators in there. XD
All right, i'll have a word with him.
We can't have you disintegrating.
I'd love to join this club as I have pledged abstinence along with my girlfriend.
May I join?
At 8/8/06 11:46 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:Hey now, where's my share of the money? I find you the most quality hobos, and I only get a dollar in dimes and nickels in return. I knew you were hiding something from me!
At 8/8/06 07:19 PM, HoboPorn wrote: you dunno who has what so I just give them a sandwhich/hotdog and 20$ while i sit back and make millions.
Did I say millions? i mean this is strictly charity....
At 8/8/06 10:49 PM, HoboPorn wrote: ...last thing I want to see is un-washed hobo male sex.Words of a true professional.
fo'sho
At 8/8/06 11:24 PM, HoboPorn wrote: lol....and whats this rank thing I am hearing about?I explained the system several pages back, here's the link:
Virgin Ranking System
Basically, if you want a rank, choose between creature or droid and you'll get a starting character. From there, you will be able to rank up to something more awesome.
shit...hmmm....I think i'll be creature. I'm still a little confused on the ranking up though...just post and eventually i'll be ranked up?
At 8/8/06 11:52 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:At 8/8/06 11:41 PM, screamokaratekick wrote: So that's why I'm getting indigestion... tell him to stop setting off so many thermal detonators in there. XDAll right, i'll have a word with him.
We can't have you disintegrating.
Disintegrate? In that case, please hurry! I may not be in too much of a hurry to lose my virginity, but that doesn't mean I want to die a virgin...
At 8/8/06 10:48 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: I am the next one... YAY I cannot wait for the moment when im granted a horrible rank.
I'd do yours next, but ArrTooDeeToo (R2D2, Naked_Beercan), insisted upon taking your rank on his own. I think he's taken a liking to you, he fought for the privilege of posting for you, after all.
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At 8/8/06 06:33 PM, the_scouser wrote: Lol @ starwars, but anywho, I shal go for.... *Waves finger around* Creature!
I see creatures are finally making a comeback. And with good cause!
Now, let's get down to business.
We, the Virgin Club board, have decided upon the Nuna to be your starting creature. The Nuna is most famous for it's comical appearance, gaining the just name of "swamp turkey". Though small it may be, this pint sized fowl makes up for such an appearance with the laughter that surrounds it.
Humor is a must for any virgin, and you seem to have a flare for that. Whether it be laughing off the pressures of daily life, or adding that certain "pizzazz" to a social gathering -- it proves that all you need is a good disposition to get by and have fun in this life, not a "booty call".
Keep laughing, little Nuna. And may the force be with you!
Congratulations! You will rank up when I, and the VC-board deems suitable.
At 8/8/06 11:57 PM, HoboPorn wrote: shit...hmmm....I think i'll be creature.
All right, another creature! We're on a roll ladies and gentlemen.
I'm still a little confused on the ranking up though...just post and eventually i'll be ranked up?
Yes, keep contributing and you will rank up soon enough. I also accept requests if they are well thought-out and give good reason for why they should rank up -- if taken into consideration, they will be given a quiz which will test their knowledge skills to the extreme. Something only Jedi mind tricks would be capable of handling.
At 8/9/06 02:38 AM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:
I'd do yours next, but ArrTooDeeToo (R2D2, Naked_Beercan), insisted upon taking your rank on his own. I think he's taken a liking to you, he fought for the privilege of posting for you, after all.
Wow, what an honor :D Tell the good man that he is welcome to talk to me over the Private Massaging system.
Or maybe he hates me... and thats why he wants to personally choose a horrid character for me :P
<3
At 8/9/06 03:06 AM, NeoSoviet wrote: Wow, what an honor :D
NeoSoviet, i get the rare pleasure of assigning you your very special and unique role, as a special treat we (I) are assigning you "Duck" of NaBoo.
The "Duck" of NaBoo is a very special title indeed. It is almost the embodyment of every Virgin, symbolising what can be best discribed by Captain Panaka during Queen Amidala's escape from Naboo (thats right brought up in front of Queen Amidala herself), when Captain Panakalikened likened their position to being "sitting ducks". As we all know, all Virgins are "Sitting ducks" for the (not all that) Kool Kids. Yet just like Queen Amidala and Captain Panakalikened, Virgins come out of it with their heads held high and in one piece.
Embrace your waddle, and come out quacking.
May the force be with you, young feathered one.
Oh yes, I'm R5D4! After R2D2, my favourite utility droid!
Guess I'll have to brush up my skills as a technician.
At 8/9/06 06:00 AM, Athlas wrote: Oh yes, I'm R5D4! After R2D2, my favourite utility droid!
Guess I'll have to brush up my skills as a technician.
At 8/9/06 06:05 AM, Naked_Beercan wrote:
Just for you R5D4 ;)
Ooooh, that gave me a hard on....
(but not really)
hi. i feel that this is the best place to ask my question. when im out with my friends we have a good laugh and its a good time all round. but we are all 18 so the topic will allways turn to the same inevitable subject. sex. i have never had a girlfriend 'cos im awqward (sp) around the oppsite sex and tent to put my foot in my mouth, despite that they still like me as a friend. but thats not my point. i seem to be the only one who isn't going at it like a rabbit. i always end up left out of the conversation and end up being left alone. i dont want to tell them to shut up about sex as that would have the effect of using paper as a bomb shelter and my friends to tend to get upset easly, but i dont like being abandoned all the time.should i risk offending them or just sit quietly in the corner and accept it? if you can find an alternative soloution to my proble i will accept sensible advice with a smile. thanks for your time
e-v
woo hoo after being busy charming a few girls while being banned i got a even hotter girl-friend that believes in absinance!!!!!
(if i miss spelled anything it is becuase i aws in the sun all the 3 days i was banned +1 day i just wanted to go outside)
oh and i think ill be a.... robot and hey ive bein here for awhile so please no noob ranks
At 8/9/06 12:48 PM, King_Sephiroth wrote: woo hoo after being busy charming a few girls while being banned i got a even hotter girl-friend that believes in absinance!!!!!
(if i miss spelled anything it is becuase i aws in the sun all the 3 days i was banned +1 day i just wanted to go outside)
oh and i think ill be a.... robot and hey ive bein here for awhile so please no noob ranks
I've been here awhile too, and I got a noob rank. You'll get one too. Stop bitching.
At 8/9/06 07:19 AM, ever-vigilant wrote: question
Just tell them you choose to remain a virgin, and then just build up your confidence until you find the girl for you
