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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-12 20:02:19


At 12/12/07 01:22 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: How sad, a great artist who submited something that wasn't created by him. I hope he learns the leason, but I also hope that his account isn't deleted.

Wow, and skimming the thread, it turned out he won 2 awards in an audio contest. That's incredibly sad, that some one considered so good is now under question of how good he really is.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-12 20:22:31


Reminds me of Barry Bonds.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-12 20:49:45


At 12/12/07 01:22 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:
How sad, a great artist who submited something that wasn't created by him. I hope he learns the leason, but I also hope that his account isn't deleted.

Wow, I just read through the whole thread, epic stuff there.

You know whats hilarious about this though, if you go to a list of all his submissions, his most popular song of 2007 is titled "forging on"

Ironic!!!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-12 22:27:53


I just realized that I won't be moving up the list for a while -_-

The person above me has virtually 10 000 more points than I do....

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-13 09:45:36


At 12/12/07 01:22 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: (which our member aldlv is part of now, congratulations!)

thanx for realizing that...
XD

At 12/12/07 10:27 PM, bifgis wrote: I just realized that I won't be moving up the list for a while -_-

The person above me has virtually 10 000 more points than I do....

that happens... looks like there is a big space there...
I have a difference of 3000... so I won't move for a while too...

At 12/12/07 08:49 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Ironic!!!

I agree...
was a bad situation...
hope it ends soon

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-13 10:59:58


Hello, Gaurdmembers, I wish to join your group.
So, sup?
Anything important happening?

Reporting out, Recruit Cooldude.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-13 11:23:05


At 12/13/07 10:59 AM, cooldude76 wrote: Reporting out, Recruit Cooldude.

I'm sorry, but you don't have the requirements to join the EGB, civilian
You should have at least 2500+ B/P points (rank of Private) to join.

But you can still join the Newground's Department of Defense, if you want.

Sgt. First Class aldlv

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-13 13:35:12


At 12/10/07 10:28 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - December 11, 2007

So I'm replying a bit late, but better than not replying at all I suppose :P


Did someone say roster cleanout???

Well I would agree, but I'm rarly here anymore, stupid life, but I'm gald you didn't clean me off too :D


Top 5 Gainers:

aldlv - 722
Seamonky - 403
Sentio - 394
Sterockicy - 392
Shanus - 359

Ok, what the crap?? I've been barely B/Ping at all, I think that was a flook, but we'll see when I get some good pace up :D



Top gainers, repeat offenders: aldlv!

Congrats, you B/P machine!!!!

New to the list: bifgis!

Welcome, enjoy your stay. Sir, (mutters under breath) Damn higher rank :P

Top 3 biggest average rises: Major-Punk + 30.4, aldlv + 27.3, Mendou + 24.2!

Congrats guts, nice rises

Random word: Deletion!

Random Response: Reletion!

14 // 19231 // NEW // NEW // NEW // bifgis

Mmm, new competition, I remeber when I had higher points than you, and you just blitzed me :D

15 // 16986 // 392 // 39.2 // 18.2+ // Sterockicy
16 // 16733 // 359 // 35.9 // 14.6+ // Shanus

Damn you and your holiday :(

19 // 08134 // 722 // 72.2 // 27.3+ // aldlv

I sense pain soon, you'll close in soon


Deleted users:

azteca89, Basspro55, ADT, pepeatumi, life, MadCow, LittleWashu, MetalDart, Casualty, arianna1, hongkongexpress, K-fox, Odyssic, Azentiger, Cool-Points, Dela, DarkSoldier, philonous, AustinR, KungFuCow, DarkLotusJuggalo, NickScott, Snerd, ElementalSoldier, DaRk, Imacow, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda, TheBlueNeck, Ursiruss!

Bye Peoples, come back soon :(

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-13 20:09:52


Well, Tom has finally put to use those trophies he made.

To sum up the thread, Tom has made an annual award thing for the best stuff of the year; best movie, best programming in a game, best game, best song, and best NGer. But he's not really sure who should be nominated, nor what the awards should be called. So it's up to us to think of names to call them, nominate some one for each category, and set the rules for a best song.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-14 14:58:12


Private S.Rinny reporting for duty SIR!!!!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-14 18:21:44


At 12/14/07 02:58 PM, SamRinny wrote: Private S.Rinny reporting for duty SIR!!!!

Dear civilian SamRinny, you can't join The Elite Guard Barracks. To join the EGB, you must have a rank of Private and above (+2500 B/P).
But you can still join the Newground's Department of defense if you want.

And whose job am I stealing again?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-14 18:32:42


At 12/14/07 06:21 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Dear civilian SamRinny, you can't join The Elite Guard Barracks. To join the EGB, you must have a rank of Private and above (+2500 B/P).
But you can still join the Newground's Department of defense if you want.

so...
that is The standard note for 'you can't join'...?

XD...

Btw... does anyone know what happened to Slash... I hadn't seen him in some time...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-14 18:36:55


At 12/14/07 02:58 PM, SamRinny wrote: Private S.Rinny reporting for duty SIR!!!!

Don't worry, you'll have your shot. Just go to the portal and do what you gotta do.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-14 19:26:20


At 12/14/07 06:32 PM, aldlv wrote: Btw... does anyone know what happened to Slash... I hadn't seen him in some time...

He always comes back and disappears. I expect to see him back next year in February. I think he posted in the Tanooki Pokemon Club not too long ago. :/


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-14 20:18:35


At 12/14/07 07:26 PM, Seamonky wrote:
At 12/14/07 06:32 PM, aldlv wrote: Btw... does anyone know what happened to Slash... I hadn't seen him in some time...
He always comes back and disappears. I expect to see him back next year in February. I think he posted in the Tanooki Pokemon Club not too long ago. :/

Yeah, he's like a drama queen. I don't pay too much attention, but some people do. He's probably just not into B/P much anymore since he's already hit Supreme Commander. The reason why I don't B/P much anymore is because of my love of writing and RPGs, not to mention Chelsea and Sherion.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-15 23:11:48


At 12/14/07 08:18 PM, Andrea364 wrote:
At 12/14/07 07:26 PM, Seamonky wrote:
At 12/14/07 06:32 PM, aldlv wrote:
Yeah, he's like a drama queen. I don't pay too much attention, but some people do. He's probably just not into B/P much anymore since he's already hit Supreme Commander. The reason why I don't B/P much anymore is because of my love of writing and RPGs, not to mention Chelsea and Sherion.

Actually, his computer exploded, or something close to that. He posted something a page back or so. Just be glad he's not going to be around for a while, otherwise your ass would be his. And I'm not sure how literally that would be.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-16 00:49:05


At 12/15/07 11:11 PM, TheThing wrote: Actually, his computer exploded, or something close to that. He posted something a page back or so. Just be glad he's not going to be around for a while, otherwise your ass would be his. And I'm not sure how literally that would be.

Ah, well then, commence the mourning... While I agknowledge your fear of him, I must inform you, there is only one person who owns my ass and that person is and forever will be me. I he wants my ass, too bad, it's off the market. And for the record, I'm not pissed off, nor am I on my period, just stating the facts.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-16 17:06:00


At 12/10/07 10:28 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - December 11, 2007

I take a week off from posting in the C&C and we lose a shitload of members. What's going on here?!

Random word: Deletion!

That's not random at all :P

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
08 // 34722 // 181 // 18.1 // 00.9- // pwroftheseagoat
09 // 33922 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // SlashFirestorm
10 // 33512 // 316 // 31.6 // 01.4+ // Coop83

Well, I suppose it's a way to crack the top 10 :P I've got another few days of painting the office (Monday, Wednesday) that will keep me away from the computer and therefore the C&C. I'm then almost ready for Xmas. How about everyone else?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-16 17:33:45


At 12/16/07 05:06 PM, Coop83 wrote:
I take a week off from posting in the C&C and we lose a shitload of members. What's going on here?!

Yeah, there was a slight clean out of inactive users. It is a little hard to see on the update that there are some people missing. I'm not sure if you've noticed!

That's not random at all :P

I felt bad for that, it's not really random at all. Trust me though, this weeks word will be much more random.

Well, I suppose it's a way to crack the top 10 :P I've got another few days of painting the office (Monday, Wednesday) that will keep me away from the computer and therefore the C&C. I'm then almost ready for Xmas. How about everyone else?

Sounds like fun. Well I am well and truly ready for Xmas and I can't wait for it to be over quite frankly. I have a hell of a lot of work over this December and it only gets worse on the days leading up to xmas. Customers are major arse holes when it comes to Christmas, and I am sure that when I work the 6 hours on boxing day they will be even worse. Good pay though....

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-16 19:30:09


I have a confession to make, the reason why I have been racking up many blams and saves is because I have been using VGH: Voting Growth Hormone

Yes I have been cheating but I promise you all that it won't happen again.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-16 19:40:16


At 12/16/07 07:30 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I have a confession to make, the reason why I have been racking up many blams and saves is because I have been using VGH: Voting Growth Hormone

What in hell's name is Voting Growth Hormone? Where the fuck did you find it, because I've never heard of it in all my NG experience (back before I registered even).... Seriously, what is it? I wanna know. Damn I'm such a knowledge whore.

Yes I have been cheating but I promise you all that it won't happen again.

Why cheat when you can lay up in bed or wherever making out with a gorgeous babe or two even?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-16 22:20:03


I've been promoted to General, I hope for your further respect.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-16 22:21:52


Whoops, I mean Brigadier General!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-16 23:26:13


Am I late to quote some people? Maybye...

At 12/14/07 06:32 PM, aldlv wrote: so...
that is The standard note for 'you can't join'...?

Well, when there's no one around here I use that as a standard note. It's simple and it leads the user to the Newgrounds DoD (or Newgrounds Dude, if you want), which is an apropriate club for new members.
So, yeah, that's a nice standard note.

About Slash's missing...

At 12/15/07 11:11 PM, TheThing wrote:
At 12/14/07 08:18 PM, Andrea364 wrote: Yeah, he's like a drama queen. I don't pay too much attention, but some people do. He's probably just not into B/P much anymore since he's already hit Supreme Commander.
Actually, his computer exploded, or something close to that. He posted something a page back or so.

I don't know if it exploded literaly, but it would be funny to see his computer exploding (sorry, Slash!). Looking back on some pages and making a research, I've found something in his news post. Probably fucked up due to porn (a nice discussion there) or simply he just dropped a little bit of water on his computer and blew everithyng up.

On other news, does anyone know where the hell is PossiblePancakes? His last post here was in 24/11... but he keeps posting on general forums.
Any news?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-17 16:09:10


At 12/16/07 05:33 PM, Sterockicy wrote:
At 12/16/07 05:06 PM, Coop83 wrote: I take a week off from posting in the C&C and we lose a shitload of members. What's going on here?!
Yeah, there was a slight clean out of inactive users. It is a little hard to see on the update that there are some people missing. I'm not sure if you've noticed!

I noticed - I did a track back to see all of what had transpired during my absence

That's not random at all :P
I felt bad for that, it's not really random at all. Trust me though, this weeks word will be much more random.

Grand Felching Mandibles! That's random!

Well, I suppose it's a way to crack the top 10 :P I've got another few days of painting the office (Monday, Wednesday) that will keep me away from the computer and therefore the C&C. I'm then almost ready for Xmas. How about everyone else?
Sounds like fun. Well I am well and truly ready for Xmas and I can't wait for it to be over quite frankly. I have a hell of a lot of work over this December and it only gets worse on the days leading up to xmas. Customers are major arse holes when it comes to Christmas, and I am sure that when I work the 6 hours on boxing day they will be even worse. Good pay though....

It'll be the one day of the year that my best friend's fiancee earns more money than him - she's earning triple time on Xmas day and since he's salaried, he doesn't get any more money, but has to work possibly longer than her.

Management FTW!

At 12/16/07 07:30 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I have a confession to make, the reason why I have been racking up many blams and saves is because I have been using VGH: Voting Growth Hormone

Yes I have been cheating but I promise you all that it won't happen again.

The EG Barracks are entirely behind Idiot-Finder, as he used VGH on two separate occasions, while he was recovering from a right index finger ligament tear, back in years past, before VGH became a banned substance


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-17 17:22:49


Thanks for the support.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-17 21:43:19


Barracks roster - December 18, 2007

Sterockicy's note:

Finally the update is back to normal. No more 21 day updates or 10 days updates. Back to 7 again and it's a lot less stressful. Here is the update for you, enjoy it! Looks like everyone had a shit b/p week!

Top 5 Gainers:

aldlv - 407
bifgis - 355
Seamonky - 257
Sterockicy - 252
AnalPenguinFarming - 227

Special Congratulatory list:

Top gainers, repeat offenders: aldlv, Seamonky, Sterockicy!
New to the list: None!
Returning to the list: None!
Top 3 biggest average rises: AnalPenguinFarming + 26.7, Andrea364 + 2.9, ever-vigilant + 2.3!
Random word: Peripheral!

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name

01 // 59783 // 173 // 24.7 // 02.4- // X-Naut
02 // 58018 // 127 // 18.1 // 09.0- // Phantom
03 // 50806 // 141 // 20.1 // 15.1- // Major-punk
04 // 48908 // 257 // 36.7 // 03.6- // Seamonky
05 // 40535 // 113 // 16.1 // 23.3- // Sentio
06 // 36132 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // EagleRock
07 // 34808 // 086 // 12.3 // 05.8- // pwroftheseagoat
08 // 33922 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // SlashFirestorm
09 // 33732 // 220 // 31.4 // 00.2- // Coop83
10 // 30886 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // ArtDanVal
11 // 29656 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // Hemlok
12 // 29047 // 175 // 25.0 // 02.9- // PenguinLink
13 // 19586 // 355 // 50.7 // 50.7+ // bifgis
14 // 17238 // 252 // 36.0 // 03.2- // Sterockicy
15 // 16895 // 162 // 23.1 // 12.8- // Shanus
16 // 13214 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.1- // craigalan
17 // 11463 // 094 // 13.4 // 02.3+ // ever-vigilant
18 // 08541 // 407 // 58.1 // 14.1- // aldlv
19 // 07177 // 100 // 14.3 // 25.7- // Mendou
20 // 06633 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // RSQViper
21 // 06515 // 003 // 00.4 // 00.4+ // PossiblePancakes
22 // 05127 // 004 // 00.6 // 24.2- // Solidone
23 // 04411 // 143 // 20.4 // 01.2- // Sir-Nuts
24 // 04100 // 013 // 01.9 // 25.7- // HeavenDuff
25 // 04058 // 050 // 07.1 // 06.0- // TheThing
26 // 03694 // 227 // 32.4 // 26.7+ // AnalPenguinFarming
27 // 03336 // 000 // 00.0 // 02.2- // I-Love-Caitlyn
28 // 03060 // 026 // 03.7 // 02.9+ // Andrea364
29 // 02853 // 000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // SilentSoldier
30 // 02648 // 004 // 00.6 // 00.5+ // soulknight96


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-17 21:46:04


At 12/16/07 07:40 PM, Andrea364 wrote:
At 12/16/07 07:30 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I have a confession to make, the reason why I have been racking up many blams and saves is because I have been using VGH: Voting Growth Hormone

For shame. At least you weren't using 'roids (Saveroids, for those not in the know). Not only does that fuck you up worse, but it also makes the use of it more apparent.

But did you come out because of the Fulp Report being released next week?

What in hell's name is Voting Growth Hormone? Where the fuck did you find it, because I've never heard of it in all my NG experience (back before I registered even).... Seriously, what is it? I wanna know. Damn I'm such a knowledge whore.

Actually, with some street smarts, you could get it. You haven't heard of it because it was widely unkown, and only given to those with severe BPD (Blam/Protect Deficiency). I personally used it, but only when I was with the NGPD, and averaging less than 2 B/P points a day, if I was lucky. I needed a final push to get me into the EGB.

Sadly, people like Idiot-Finder (found one!) abuse VGH, making it harder for those who really need it to get it. It also forces other statwhores need to use it, if they want to keep up with the averages and points set by abusers. It's a vicious cycle.

Yes I have been cheating but I promise you all that it won't happen again.

Yes, hopefully it was only this one time. We all make mistakes, and we all deserve second chances.

Why cheat when you can lay up in bed or wherever making out with a gorgeous babe or two even?

Most people are not like you, having orgies every other week.

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Sweet! I love this list. Thanks for the update!

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At 12/17/07 09:43 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - December 18, 2007

Sterockicy's note:

Finally the update is back to normal. No more 21 day updates or 10 days updates. Back to 7 again and it's a lot less stressful. Here is the update for you, enjoy it! Looks like everyone had a shit b/p week!

Nice... XD... yupi...
great to have you back at 100%

Top 5 Gainers:

aldlv - 407
bifgis - 355

what?... she has 355??? nice... I new challenger...
azteca89 & I always (well like 4 times) fight for be the number 1 each update... now he is out...
so... Sir Brig. General bifgis... I'm sure this will be interesting... =D

Seamonky - 257
Sterockicy - 252

yes... you are officially back major... XD

AnalPenguinFarming - 227

good job...

Random word: Peripheral!

what the heck is that?

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well guys... we have to be careful in the portal this days
'Brain Dog' is coming back...

oh... and... have you notice that is harder to get blam points now... or is just me...?


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