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At 11/19/07 05:02 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Who the hell are you? Oh right, you want to sign up for the barracks. Well you qualify, so just make sure you read the barracks FAQ and your in...........wait............Shanus? Oh you!

Oh your Austrailian dry humour never seems to grow old Stero :P

Major news, well I also haven't been able to post in the EGB as much lately, and Aldlv had to make the update. God damn life.

Yeah I saw, we still right next to each other in points again :D

Me too, soon my friend soon, the b/p battle will be on again! 7 days for me until it begins, how many
for you?

3 weeks ish, Then I got 6 weeks off, but my pace is usually bigger thean yours, so we'll probably be even again :P

*Salutes*

*SALUTES*

At 11/19/07 04:57 AM, Shanus wrote: Hey guys been a long time, most of you might not even recognize me.
How's the Barracks been, any major news??

Im in the same situation, havent posted here in a good while. Gonna really try and spend more time on NG from now on though, exams might get in the way but ah well.

As you can probably see from my B/Ping points, I ain't got much time for NG anymore, but soon my friends soon :D

my b/p has been pretty poor recently. have to try and get back on track starting this.

Hello to all the guys i remember from being around the barracks before!!

Hey, TheThing, you better get more B/P points, I'm 2 ranks above you! But you'll probably pass me because I'll be busy playing Guitar Hero 3 and a game named N, so I won't go to the Portal much.

At 11/19/07 03:41 AM, Andrea364 wrote: Well, either way, I had expected more from our famed artists than what we got. It just seems to me that the flashes we're seeing today are thrown together/rushed/unemotional/pointless/wi erd or may fit into some other category. NG is supposed to be a godly flash site with GODLY animators, don't you think that they should atleast try to become better instead of staying inside of the same boundary? I think that EVERYONE should atleast make an effort to improve, don't you? Get my point?

And to illustrate your point, Egoraptor's newest Flash came out today. Another "Awesome Compilation" and it fucking sucks. It's like he's just releasing shit now. I also can't believe the score it got. If a no-name released that they would get a 3.5 - 3.6.

At 11/19/07 04:57 AM, Shanus wrote: Hey guys been a long time, most of you might not even recognize me.
How's the Barracks been, any major news??

As you can probably see from my B/Ping points, I ain't got much time for NG anymore, but soon my friends soon :D

HOLY SHIT! Look who it is!

Get back into ranks and quit screwing around!

At 11/19/07 02:03 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Hey, TheThing, you better get more B/P points, I'm 2 ranks above you! But you'll probably pass me because I'll be busy playing Guitar Hero 3 and a game named N, so I won't go to the Portal much.

Meh, I don't have much time either. I've got homework out the ass, and I've been handed a Boyscout troop in terrible shape to run, along with other clubs, prior commitments and friends. I think I had an average of 8.5 a day last week, according to NG log.

At 11/19/07 04:22 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: I hope you guys don't mind but I'd have to jump in a b/p race to motivate me to start b/ping again lol. I've gotten so lazy lately that I just deposit and post for a little while. I've been post whoring a lot to get back up to an average of 1 post per day...I'm pushing hard to make it there.

Sure! This isn't just for the NG elite, nor the bottom of the barrel. Anyone can join. Getting a B/P rank is always good during the war on spam, although the spam has died off.

95wave reporting in requesting pressimission to join

I'm a weapon speacilest sir!

At 11/20/07 04:30 PM, 95wave wrote: 95wave reporting in requesting pressimission to join

I'm a weapon speacilest sir!

I'm sorry, but the minimum requirements for this club are 2500 B/P (or private rank) and you currently don't make this barrier. You can however apply for the NG Police Headquarters, a club for people who don't quite make the grade here yet, and work your way up to the desired rank.

And while you're at it feel free to check out the EGB FAQ (linked in my sig) to familiarise yourself with the rules, then hopefully we will be able to accept you when you have those 2500 points. At the moment I see you have a very good whistle rank, and are a regular poster in Rage's abusive review thread (both good things), but that you also have a lot of very short, spammy posts, something we don't tolerate around here. That is certainly something you can work on.

Good luck in the portal, hope to see you applying here again soon!

Very slow portal today... typical as I have had the day off for once :(.

*salutes*

This movie is stolen from this movie. Flag it, quick!

At 11/19/07 01:15 PM, Solidone wrote: Im in the same situation, havent posted here in a good while. Gonna really try and spend more time on NG from now on though, exams might get in the way but ah well.

I've got exams all the way up to Christmas, so it'll be hard enough for me, but after that, so much free time it's not even funny.

my b/p has been pretty poor recently. have to try and get back on track starting this.

I'm averaging bout 15-20 a day, unlike my 55 a day in the summer :(

Hello to all the guys i remember from being around the barracks before!!

Hello back to you

At 11/19/07 06:00 PM, RSQViper wrote: HOLY SHIT! Look who it is!

I know, even I thought I'd been captured by the enemy, but it seems it was all just a test, and trust me I learned from it.

Get back into ranks and quit screwing around!

Of course just after I finish my training.

*SALUTES*

At 11/22/07 11:36 AM, Shanus wrote:

At 11/19/07 01:15 PM, Solidone wrote: Im in the same situation, havent posted here in a good while. Gonna really try and spend more time on NG from now on though, exams might get in the way but ah well.

I've got exams all the way up to Christmas, so it'll be hard enough for me, but after that, so much free time it's not even funny.

I actually found out today that my exams aren;t very bad time wise at all. I have one on monday 3rd December, one on tuesday, driving test on wednesday and final examd on thursday. Then its basically party time.

my b/p has been pretty poor recently. have to try and get back on track starting this.

I'm averaging bout 15-20 a day, unlike my 55 a day in the summer :(

I've been getting around 30 a day for the last couple but before that it was a good day if i got 10 points. :(.

At 11/19/07 05:02 AM, Sterockicy wrote:

At 11/19/07 04:57 AM, Shanus wrote: Hey guys been a long time, most of you might not even recognize me.

Who the hell are you? Oh right, you want to sign up for the barracks. Well you qualify, so just make sure you read the barracks FAQ and your in...........wait............Shanus? Oh you!

Can't seem to recognize him nether :O
Shanus?

How's the Barracks been, any major news??

Major news, well I also haven't been able to post in the EGB as much lately, and Aldlv had to make the update. God damn life.

Hope it will be good, for when is it?

As you can probably see from my B/Ping points, I ain't got much time for NG anymore, but soon my friends soon :D

Me too, soon my friend soon, the b/p battle will be on again! 7 days for me until it begins, how many
for you?

I don't have lot of time to B/P these days. I'm almost done with my third session of cegep (college for you american guys) so " I'll be back !!! (soon) "

*Salutes*

*Salutes*

At 11/19/07 04:57 AM, Shanus wrote: Hey guys been a long time, most of you might not even recognize me.
How's the Barracks been, any major news??

I wouldn't worry about that. If anyone asks why you're in here, just flash the ID and, as they're usually lower ranked than you, tell them to do some bastards for a few minutes, make them think next time :P

At 11/22/07 02:28 PM, Solidone wrote: I actually found out today that my exams aren;t very bad time wise at all. I have one on monday 3rd December, one on tuesday, driving test on wednesday and final examd on thursday. Then its basically party time.

Yeah same here, but still hard weeks up a head :(

I've been getting around 30 a day for the last couple but before that it was a good day if i got 10 points. :(.

Got 40+ yesterday :D but yeah back to my old couple of points today

At 11/22/07 08:36 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Can't seem to recognize him nether :O
Shanus?

Yeah, I know this new level system does mean I change alot but I'm still me.... on the inside :D

I don't have lot of time to B/P these days. I'm almost done with my third session of cegep (college for you american guys) so " I'll be back !!! (soon) "

As will I, college should be taking a break soon enough, so we'll all be back to our usual paces :D

At 11/23/07 06:10 AM, Coop83 wrote:

I wouldn't worry about that. If anyone asks why you're in here, just flash the ID and, as they're usually lower ranked than you, tell them to do some bastards for a few minutes, make them think next time :P
Haha, nice way to put it, and yeah I'm quite high up in the ranks now, but nothing compared to you Coop, SIR!!!!!!!!!

*SALUTES*

Hey. Where the hell is EagleRock nowadays?

He dead or somethin'?

At 11/24/07 01:14 AM, RSQViper wrote: Hey. Where the hell is EagleRock nowadays?

He dead or somethin'?

I hope not. :/ He's probably just off playing with his IPhone or something, or maybe modernday life got in th way of everything. This is just afterall, the internet, life is probably much more important. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm getting back to my library of porn, it's about 80 megs, my brother wants it so I'm burning a CD's of it. lol

At 11/19/07 04:57 AM, Shanus wrote: Hey guys been a long time, most of you might not even recognize me.

God, what has it been since the last time I saw you post? Maybe a year since I wasn't active for a while.

How's the Barracks been, any major news??

Well as I'm sure you're aware of, the Portal is a major shitpool rightnow. Other than that, nothing.

As you can probably see from my B/Ping points, I ain't got much time for NG anymore, but soon my friends soon :D

You have no idea how much I agree with you on that. I have so much shit to do for school, and then my friends take away the last fragments of my free time.

Happy belated welcome back!

At 11/24/07 03:04 AM, Andrea364 wrote: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm getting back to my library of porn, it's about 80 megs, my brother wants it so I'm burning a CD's of it. lol

First off, 80 megs isn't that big; I've got almost 4.5 gigs of porn in my folder, and I rarely get anything new to put in there (worried about viruses and the like).

Second, why do you even have any porn? Girls don't look at porn. At least, not any I know.

At 11/24/07 05:29 PM, TheThing wrote: First off, 80 megs isn't that big; I've got almost 4.5 gigs of porn in my folder, and I rarely get anything new to put in there (worried about viruses and the like).

Well, I know for a fact that Slash had at LEAST 10 gigabytes of porn, not counting videos. Then again, you wonder why Slash's computer went to crap.

Second, why do you even have any porn? Girls don't look at porn. At least, not any I know.

I was wondering the same thing. Andrea, are you by chance a lesbian?

At 11/24/07 10:16 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote: Well, I know for a fact that Slash had at LEAST 10 gigabytes of porn, not counting videos. Then again, you wonder why Slash's computer went to crap.

You might have a point, I'm somewhat of a porn enthusiast (only 45 Gb) and my pc fucked up recently, who knows, if it doesn't make you blind, it will at least screw your pc :P

Anyway, I'm back after quite a pc fuck up, love or hate me, here I am.

At 11/24/07 10:16 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote: Well, I know for a fact that Slash had at LEAST 10 gigabytes of porn, not counting videos. Then again, you wonder why Slash's computer went to crap.

I've svelted my computer porn stash down to under 500 megs now...mostly hentai, since I have a sufficiently large emergency stash of "real porn" on a flash drive and a hard stash (LOL) of magazines, etc in my room.

Incidentally, I can't watch high resolution videos anymore. DAMN YOU SHIT COMPUTER

I was wondering the same thing. Andrea, are you by chance a lesbian?

The Barracks has a strict policy of "Don't Ask, BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL".

At 11/24/07 10:16 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote:

At 11/24/07 05:29 PM, TheThing wrote: First off, 80 megs isn't that big; I've got almost 4.5 gigs of porn in my folder, and I rarely get anything new to put in there (worried about viruses and the like).

lol, what are you proud of? :P

Well, I know for a fact that Slash had at LEAST 10 gigabytes of porn, not counting videos. Then again, you wonder why Slash's computer went to crap.

Thats making is e-penis bigger than all yours.

Second, why do you even have any porn? Girls don't look at porn. At least, not any I know.

Girls don't look at porn AS MUCH AS YOU DO, would be a better sentence.

I was wondering the same thing. Andrea, are you by chance a lesbian?

what kind of chance are you talking about? lol
cause if she is, then you just loose all your chances with her, no matter how slim they were already :P
oh... shes 13... mmm... forget about what I just said.

At 11/25/07 03:06 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: lol, what are you proud of? :P

The ability to masturbate 600 times a year and each time to something new.

Thats making is e-penis bigger than all yours.

Win.

Girls don't look at porn AS MUCH AS YOU DO, would be a better sentence.

Girls have it much easier, all accessories are naturally shaped phallic, the guy has absolutely nothing natural to work with.

what kind of chance are you talking about? lol
cause if she is, then you just loose all your chances with her, no matter how slim they were already :P
oh... shes 13... mmm... forget about what I just said.

Man, there is ALWAYS a chance of getting laid, and if you ever ruin that chance for another guy, you are banned from HQ.

At 11/25/07 03:24 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 11/25/07 03:06 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: lol, what are you proud of? :P

The ability to masturbate 600 times a year and each time to something new.

lol, if you want each time something new just go on the internet, I don't have a "porn folder".
And I also can masturbate more than 600 times a year, but its kind of pointless to masturbate 8 times a day... cause there is just nothing coming out... at the end.

Thats making is e-penis bigger than all yours.

Win.

As you said

Girls don't look at porn AS MUCH AS YOU DO, would be a better sentence.

Girls have it much easier, all accessories are naturally shaped phallic, the guy has absolutely nothing natural to work with.

Fucking right, there is just nothing guys can use that is similar to the real feeling of a vagina, except for that thing in the movie American Pie... haha priceless !!!

what kind of chance are you talking about? lol
cause if she is, then you just loose all your chances with her, no matter how slim they were already :P
oh... shes 13... mmm... forget about what I just said.

Man, there is ALWAYS a chance of getting laid, and if you ever ruin that chance for another guy, you are banned from HQ.

There isnt really a chance for a guy to have sex with a lesbian... due to the fact that she doesn't like guys. Also she's 13 and I believe (sorry I didn't check all your profiles) that you guys are all older than me, except for TheThing, and it still feels kind of weird to me when 20 years old guys try to seduce 13 years old girls.

At 11/25/07 03:44 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 11/25/07 03:24 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 11/25/07 03:06 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

Girls have it much easier, all accessories are naturally shaped phallic, the guy has absolutely nothing natural to work with.

Fucking right, there is just nothing guys can use that is similar to the real feeling of a vagina, except for that thing in the movie American Pie... haha priceless !!!

Actually, a latex glove and some lube works pretty well. Not that I would know. But you are right; girls have it easier.

what kind of chance are you talking about? lol
cause if she is, then you just loose all your chances with her, no matter how slim they were already :P
oh... shes 13... mmm... forget about what I just said.

Actually, she's 12. She's not even out of middle school yet.

Man, there is ALWAYS a chance of getting laid, and if you ever ruin that chance for another guy, you are banned from HQ.

There isnt really a chance for a guy to have sex with a lesbian... due to the fact that she doesn't like guys. Also she's 13 and I believe (sorry I didn't check all your profiles) that you guys are all older than me, except for TheThing, and it still feels kind of weird to me when 20 years old guys try to seduce 13 years old girls.

Yeah, that is kind of creepy. But, for those not in the NGDD, you missed on about a 2 page discussion of something Andrea did (that I'm not going to mention, unless otherwise told I could) that brought up the discussion of if Andrea is a lesbian. She thinks she is, but Andrea is still young, so it's possible for her to change.

At 11/25/07 04:59 PM, TheThing wrote:

At 11/25/07 03:44 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

There isnt really a chance for a guy to have sex with a lesbian... due to the fact that she doesn't like guys. Also she's 13 and I believe (sorry I didn't check all your profiles) that you guys are all older than me, except for TheThing, and it still feels kind of weird to me when 20 years old guys try to seduce 13 years old girls.

Yeah, that is kind of creepy. But, for those not in the NGDD, you missed on about a 2 page discussion of something Andrea did (that I'm not going to mention, unless otherwise told I could) that brought up the discussion of if Andrea is a lesbian. She thinks she is, but Andrea is still young, so it's possible for her to change.

I'm not of those who believe you can become homosexual or heterosexual. In fact it's prooven that gay people have a part of the brain thats different, so thats one of the many proofs that gay people were born that way and that it can't change. Anyway, I'm not of those who try to bang girls who are 6 years younger than me... and I doubt that I will ever meet any of you guys in real life, so at most there is e-sex :P

so who wants to cyber ??? I want some sex for my e-pen0r !!!1111

At 11/25/07 05:29 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 11/25/07 04:59 PM, TheThing wrote:

At 11/25/07 03:44 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

Yeah, that is kind of creepy. But, for those not in the NGDD, you missed on about a 2 page discussion of something Andrea did (that I'm not going to mention, unless otherwise told I could) that brought up the discussion of if Andrea is a lesbian. She thinks she is, but Andrea is still young, so it's possible for her to change.

I'm not of those who believe you can become homosexual or heterosexual. In fact it's prooven that gay people have a part of the brain thats different, so thats one of the many proofs that gay people were born that way and that it can't change.

Oh yeah, I agree that people are born gay. Whether their brain is wired different, or they're introduced the wrong hormones when their fetuses, or whatever, you don't wake up one morning and say "I'm gay". What I meant was that she may think that she's a lesbian right now, but most people don't really know what they are sexually until they're in high school.

Anyway, I'm not of those who try to bang girls who are 6 years younger than me...

I am ;)

and I doubt that I will ever meet any of you guys in real life, so at most there is e-sex :P. so who wants to cyber ??? I want some sex for my e-pen0r !!!1111

No thanks. I may be a pedophile, but I'm not gay.

At 11/25/07 09:31 PM, TheThing wrote:

At 11/25/07 05:29 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

Anyway, I'm not of those who try to bang girls who are 6 years younger than me...

I am ;)

oh... and since your 14... than you bang 8 years old girls... right? I have to ask you a question... how do you... you know... introduce your... in that... tiny... thing... ???

and I doubt that I will ever meet any of you guys in real life, so at most there is e-sex :P. so who wants to cyber ??? I want some sex for my e-pen0r !!!1111

No thanks. I may be a pedophile, but I'm not gay.

I don't swing that way neither, and I also don't bang my rivals !!! >:(

I really like better receiving nude pictures from my friends (girls... just so you know)

At 11/26/07 12:29 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: I really like better receiving nude pictures from my friends (girls... just so you know)

Share immediately.

At 11/26/07 01:09 AM, RSQViper wrote:

At 11/26/07 12:29 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: I really like better receiving nude pictures from my friends (girls... just so you know)

Share immediately.

In fact I just can't do this without getting send to jail, cause these girls are not legal, and I wasn't when the pictures were taken... and also I can't backstab my friends by doing that :O

but I love the whole "pics or it didn't happen" concept!

At 11/25/07 03:44 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: lol, if you want each time something new just go on the internet, I don't have a "porn folder".
And I also can masturbate more than 600 times a year, but its kind of pointless to masturbate 8 times a day... cause there is just nothing coming out... at the end.

Speak for yourself, I'm still fertile...(more said than needed to know)

Fucking right, there is just nothing guys can use that is similar to the real feeling of a vagina, except for that thing in the movie American Pie... haha priceless !!!

Yeah, but making 2 pies every day, two much work...

There isnt really a chance for a guy to have sex with a lesbian... due to the fact that she doesn't like guys. Also she's 13 and I believe (sorry I didn't check all your profiles) that you guys are all older than me, except for TheThing, and it still feels kind of weird to me when 20 years old guys try to seduce 13 years old girls.

Statuary or not, what matters is if she is in the age of consent, everything beyond that is details.

At 11/25/07 04:59 PM, TheThing wrote: Actually, a latex glove and some lube works pretty well. Not that I would know. But you are right; girls have it easier.

Yeah, about that...A bit suspicious for a guy to go ahead and buy latex gloves :P Also (Not even close)

Actually, she's 12. She's not even out of middle school yet.

MAN, we are still young at HEART!

Yeah, that is kind of creepy. But, for those not in the NGDD, you missed on about a 2 page discussion of something Andrea did (that I'm not going to mention, unless otherwise told I could) that brought up the discussion of if Andrea is a lesbian. She thinks she is, but Andrea is still young, so it's possible for her to change.

4 words man: We. Will. Change. Her.

At 11/25/07 09:31 PM, TheThing wrote: I am ;)

I know that type of people, the very definition of assholes, no offense.

No thanks. I may be a pedophile, but I'm not gay.

Amen.

At 11/26/07 01:45 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: In fact I just can't do this without getting send to jail, cause these girls are not legal, and I wasn't when the pictures were taken... and also I can't backstab my friends by doing that :O

but I love the whole "pics or it didn't happen" concept!

Dude, between us, if the cops searched any of our computers 99.9% of NG would share a prison block. So no one is going to tell anything, and yes, pics or your lying through your teeth (send them through pm if it makes you feel better)...

And that, is a direct order from a superior, you wouldn't want to disappoint me, now would you?

(God I love pulling rank)