At 3/23/05 05:22 PM, Tremour wrote:
As much as I'd love to flaunt my hardcore self around the BBS, It's quite apparant that the mod list is currently running at full capacity. Check back in two, maybe three years.
Nuh-uh. You see, mod-anization is a process, with a complex stage procedure. I've included a graph below, which I will now explain step by step:
1) The pre-modded person posts a lot. Spam-whorage masked as intelligence. HORRAY, THIS IS YOU, DIRTYSYKO!
-DOTTED LINE- = modship
2) Years of penis envy eventually induces HUGE E-PEN0R EGO! Hence, mega-posting and mega-bannage for all, including the downtrodden sonofabitches like me... DanMalo is reaching the end of this stage.
3) Ban finger suffers from ban-ache, mods start to contemplate why they visit the BBS, other than to ban and legitimately spam - e.g. bigbadron
4) BAM - huge decline, and we hit stage 4. Mods don't visit. They're too busy backpacking to the deepest regions of Darkest Africa in search of hidden treasure, and all sorts of other philosophical contemplative bullshit. This is the stage olskoo is at now.
5) Celebrity guest apperances. That's right - the shitty mods make occasional returns, get cock-worshipped, and go into hiding again. E.g. Dobio <3