I think it's better to stab them, since it saves ammo. The only shitty thing is that it has a higher error rate, since the stab gos into only a small part of the brain. As for the choice - Ice, since its more effective than fire, and they wont kill you so easily (if they're on fire).

okay, since the main consensus seems to be freezing... how about a method or two to get those Zeds into a cooler or freezer?

I guess leave a trail or weak humans to the storage area in a buchery :p

if its in winter, cant we take off the top layer in a lake and giude them into it?

At 10/3/06 11:19 PM, Snype wrote: if its in winter, cant we take off the top layer in a lake and giude them into it?

That would be incredibly stupid, as the time it would take to do such a thing would be extraordinary. During that time, you can be doing more beneficial tasks, such as gathering supplies.

Hmm, what other sort of weapons like this could work:

Acid or somthing volatile? Technically it would melt the Zombie like the napalm, just faster. I have no idea what type of acid, or how it could be made or dispersed, its just an idea.

and last but not least

Lets just invent some LAZERS to slice off their domes!

At 10/4/06 12:20 AM, Team-Awesome wrote: okay, since the main consensus seems to be freezing... how about a method or two to get those Zeds into a cooler or freezer?

How about you get some liquid nitrogen, and bust the top off of the container and watch them freeze instantly. Take your trusty hammer and break its face in (x) . . Or just make a trail of caged rodents . . .[

OH take a rat or a bunny (living) and tie a rope to its leg and drag it into the freezer with the zombies following. Zombies eat anything that lives - they only infect humans.

Acid or somthing volatile?

Acids aren't that dangerous to humans - you would want something Basic (opposite of acid).

The human body is acid resistant, and I think the most that an acid can do (in unpure form) is give you blisters or remove a layer of skin.

Bases can eat away at a person.

Example - if you eat an orange before you go to bed you don't wake up with kanker sores. But if you happen to bite into a bar of soap you will have a mouth full of kanker sores. I know this from experience - it was camp - not much else to do.

Acids hurt humans - but not enought to stop a zombie.

Bases are more dangerous than acids so you should find something like that.

and last but not least

Lets just invent some LAZERS to slice off their domes!

Lazers don't fire like you think they do. A modern lazer is a concentrated beam of light that over heats something. Some lazers CAN put holes in things, but that is a result of burning through.

Take the magnifiying glass for example - when you refract the light through the lense into a concentrated spot that burns leaves and shit you have, in essence made a lazer.

Modern lazers do little more than a magnifying glass, just a bit stronger. And the only way you would get through a skull is if you were to hold it in the same spot for a long time. BUt even then the most that may happen is the brain overheats and melts and oozes everywhere - which would kill a zombie

BUT THEN you get down to the issue of power. . . Lazers require a lot of energy to opperate, and WWZ does a good job of illustrating that. You can't just have a hand pistol that fires lazers, not yet, you need a battery pack even for the smallest of lazers which is not hand sized. So it would be like a flame thrower only with energy . . . and it takes longer to kill something. . . It just wouldn't be practicle

(Sorry I killed your fun)

My dad worked a self-defense plan for boeing military for saudi royalty - he taught me about lazers

Oh I forgot to mention how aircraft lazers work.

When a missle is fired they have their little warhead/payload in the front, right?

The lazer basicly pounds the payload with a series of light beams which causes the payload to over heat and detonate prematurely.

OR

The lazer pounds the missle and overloads the circutry with excess energy from the beam, and cause it to become a dud - it would fall short of its target and not detonate.

Well, well. It appears we have a specialist in here. Mind spilling any other secrets you've been hiding? All this time, and you haven't said a word. I trusted you!

I thought we were e-buddies.

At 10/4/06 01:49 AM, HitTheTarget wrote: Well, well. It appears we have a specialist in here. Mind spilling any other secrets you've been hiding? All this time, and you haven't said a word. I trusted you!

I thought we were e-buddies.

I don't know what you want to know . . ..

if it comes up or if there is something you want to know then ask away - I am usualy a fountain of knowledge. =)

I just keep that aspect to myself

hile you're talking about meat-freezers, there is one thing you might want to keep into consideration: Electricity. Due to the zombies appearing, you might want to use what little power left on more important things than run a meat freezer for a couple of days just so you can easily kill two or three zombies. Not only someone may tamper with the electricity in general, but there will be no one left to run the power-stations. Coal and wood doesn’t burn on it’s own. Even if you got solar power panels and by some miracle the solar power panels gave off enough electricity to run the meat locker alone and even if you managed to some how power the meat locker at night, there are still a thousand better uses for the amount of electricity it takes to run a meat freezer.

At 10/4/06 03:45 AM, F-E-A-R wrote: hile you're talking about meat-freezers, there is one thing you might want to keep into consideration: Electricity.

Oh man you bring up a good point! Shit I didn't even think of that!

Looks like we'll hav eto stick to Liquid Nitrogen (freezing stuff)

At 10/4/06 09:47 AM, NocturnalDaze wrote:

Looks like we'll hav eto stick to Liquid Nitrogen (freezing stuff)

Absolutely! I just wonder if the government will have enough of it created and supplied, or will the outbreak be too swift for them? The military could probably handle the zeds in pairs, one guy for freezing, the other for cranial destruction!

Just for thought, I was thinking that a fire hose would be a GREAT weapon if you were to set up camp in a building or something. Think about it, they are EVERYWHERE! The pressure per square inch is far more than enough to blast the zeds far away, if not a hole right through them, or knock their heads off! Now what I do not know is what it takes to keep the water manes running at maximum efficiency. I think it would be a wonderful temporary solution, having shifts outside on the hose, and holding up in a shelter behind it? If you could get your grimey little paws on a fire truck, you have a mobile arsenal! Not to mention axes are aboard, and the fire fighter outfits are thick, perhaps even bite proof?

By the way, I just entered a drawing at that "Video Game Rising" topic in an effort to win a t-shirt. Feel free to have a look at it in the topic.

At 10/3/06 10:05 PM, Snype wrote: I think it's better to stab them, since it saves ammo.

Of course

since the stab gos into only a small part of the brain.

Thats why you wouldnt stab, you would strike with a blunt object.

As for the choice - Ice, since its more effective than fire, and they wont kill you so easily (if they're on fire).

Even so, I think the best thing would be to avoid both things. I mean the bad outways the good with fire, and its inprobable to find a way to magicly freeze zombies. The best way to kill one is the old fashoned way, with a bullet to the head.

At 10/4/06 04:10 PM, MattMan1 wrote:

Even so, I think the best thing would be to avoid both things. I mean the bad outways the good with fire, and its inprobable to find a way to magicly freeze zombies. The best way to kill one is the old fashoned way, with a bullet to the head.

Agreed. And the secondary old fashioned way of bludgeoning them with hard objects.

HERES MY WEPONS AGANT THE ZOMBIES

At 10/4/06 05:44 PM, kyle-bee1 wrote: HERES MY WEPONS AGANT THE ZOMBIES

If you are asking to join, You must write us a few paragraphs explaining what you would do during an outbreak. Please use correct grammar, and be serious. After you have submitted your paragraph, the panal members will evaluate you, and decide if you should be a member.

im back............

At 10/4/06 07:40 PM, blackmantis1 wrote: im back............

What up dawg?

No, seriously, where have you been?

WEEEEELLLLL At first i was grounded because of grades. Then i had to go to a martial arts competition out of state placed 2nd by the way :D. Then random crap happened. Yet, I am still back. Im glad to be back toooo.

hey do you think zombies would be great for free labor?

At 10/4/06 08:53 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: hey do you think zombies would be great for free labor?

Retarded, weak, slow, and a bad habit of devouring fellow employees/overseers.

In other words, no, probably not.

Besides, they have a big odor problem.

At 10/4/06 08:56 PM, HitTheTarget wrote:

At 10/4/06 08:53 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: hey do you think zombies would be great for free labor?

Retarded, weak, slow, and a bad habit of devouring fellow employees/overseers.

In other words, no, probably not.

awww but we could put them in a room harness them put them on a treadmill trying to chase a human carcass (like a gerbal)

Zombies wouldn't make good laborers, because they lack the mental capicity to be trained.

BUT

They are the ULTIMATE super villan henchman for a few reasons.
1) they don't hesitate to attack the enemy
2) They are self recruiting
3) they require little to no maitenance.
4) The look great in all black.

At 10/4/06 11:23 PM, NocturnalDaze wrote:

They are the ULTIMATE super villan henchman for a few reasons.

And they won't ask for things like health care, insurance, veterans benefits, and a competent leader!

At 10/4/06 11:24 PM, HitTheTarget wrote: And they won't ask for things like health care, insurance, veterans benefits, and a competent leader!

RIGHT! I can;t beleive i forgot that.

OH I got DarkOrchestra to come visit us and maybe rejoin us.

SINCE HE IS AN OLD MEMBER we will not make him submit a plan - he already has =)

----NEWBIES do not flame him

I'll kick your ass

There is to be no mention of why he left - he was missunderstood by a certain little golem and it was blown out of proportion.

DarkOrchestra is a great asset to any crew - please welcome him back with me =)

At 10/4/06 11:44 PM, NocturnalDaze wrote:
DarkOrchestra is a great asset to any crew - please welcome him back with me =)

Ahh, straightened it all out? Do tell, do you know when he'll be dropping in? Want to greet, and all that.

Plus, I want to look nice.

At 10/5/06 12:05 AM, HitTheTarget wrote:

Plus, I want to look nice.

Keep your bowtie handy HTT =)

He is still considering it! But it could be anytime now !!!

After reading the last few pages I have this to say:

SJS Zombie Basics :

Zombies are not cannibles, they do not eat there own kind.
Zombies are ignorant, illiterate, and cannot feel pain what so ever.
Zombies feed on human flesh, there is no explanation that if a zombie outbreak occured what and how zeds would react.
If you were infected there is no telling when or how fast the infection spreads so that one heart pump = zed is bullshit. Reason is becuase, there is a possibility people could be immune to the infection, and no one knows how long your immunity system could fight the infection. Therefore the infection time rate would be impossible to be known.
If a zed outbreak did occur, it is most likely that with our modern technology, it wouldn't take more than 2 years to come up with a cure.

sorry for the misspelling.