Just let it crawl on your hand and then walk outside and let it go.

At 5/1/09 01:31 AM, RageVI wrote: Another shot.

I'm about done with this thing. I think I've decided on its fate, too. I have a can of compressed air, which I will turn upside down to instantly freeze this mofo. It's only the most human (fun) thing to do.

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Spray some wd40 on it, take pictures of each step, and burn it alive. Take lots of pics.

At 5/1/09 01:31 AM, RageVI wrote: Another shot.

I'm about done with this thing. I think I've decided on its fate, too. I have a can of compressed air, which I will turn upside down to instantly freeze this mofo. It's only the most human (fun) thing to do.

PAHAHAHAHA yeah if you don't mind blowing the thing across whatever surface you have it on first. That wont do shit unless its pinned down, otherwise it will just be blown away.

Speaking of pinned kill it the same way i killed one just like it, trap its leg in a sink drain with the plug, turn on the hot water and have fun.

These spiders are pretty big and i wouldnt want to meet any of them in a dark place! just kill them!

Oh for the love of jeebus....

I'm actually afraid of spiders.

At 5/1/09 01:14 AM, slowz wrote: Ha? Spider? Thats not a spider. Now this is a Spider!

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
I used to have spiders like that in my house... opened a closet door one day and one about the size of my HAND was sitting right there.
Needless to say, I soiled myself in fear.

At 5/1/09 01:29 AM, Dragonberry wrote:

At 5/1/09 01:14 AM, slowz wrote: Ha? Spider? Thats not a spider. Now this is a Spider!

Y'ain't seen nothing yet.

I would seriously die of a heart attack if I saw that in RL. Fuck. Fucking. Spiders. lol

At 5/1/09 01:50 AM, galatea1 wrote: Oh for the love of jeebus....

You'll get over it...

Anyway, I sent this thing back to where it came from. Hell.

I recorded a video for your viewing pleasure

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UngFt0whV v0

There are only a handful of truly dangerous spiders in this world that warrant true terror. This one, the Sydney Funnel Web, is one of them. This one will actually attack without provocation, has fangs strong enough to penetrate leather and has venom that rivals a cobra. Unlike most spiders, it is the male that is the most aggressive. This spider, unlike American spiders, is easily capable of quickly killing a strong, healthy adult. It is found only in certain parts of Australia.

Really though, what fucking state.

At 5/1/09 01:58 AM, RageVI wrote:
I recorded a video for your viewing pleasure

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UngFt0whV v0

I honestly do not know whether to laugh or cry...that is so sad; and yet, spidercicle!!!

At 5/1/09 01:58 AM, RageVI wrote:

At 5/1/09 01:50 AM, galatea1 wrote: Oh for the love of jeebus....

You'll get over it...

Anyway, I sent this thing back to where it came from. Hell.

I recorded a video for your viewing pleasure

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UngFt0whV v0

LoL I love how you left in the part where you dropped that fucker in the trash bin

I would'nt have even touched the fucker, period. lol

thanks for the nightmears, fuck spiders

Wow. Frozen spiders, never seen that before. Awesome.

bahahahahaha.
You funny americans, here in australia we fight the fuckers off my the dozen.
No, not really, that's just a massive stereo type.
Although we do have spiders, I don't see many around.
But still that's a pussy spider, I've caught red backs, white back's, even a funnel web once, just for teh lulz.

At 5/1/09 01:14 AM, slowz wrote: Ha? Spider? Thats not a spider. Now this is a Spider!

Fuck. Tits.

If I'd found that, I'd burn the house down.

At 5/1/09 01:58 AM, RageVI wrote:

At 5/1/09 01:50 AM, galatea1 wrote: Oh for the love of jeebus....

You'll get over it...

Anyway, I sent this thing back to where it came from. Hell.

I recorded a video for your viewing pleasure

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UngFt0whV v0

You killed it with compressed air?
WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY?

At 5/1/09 01:21 AM, RageVI wrote: Obligatory close up

Oh hai.

At 5/1/09 01:29 AM, Dragonberry wrote:

At 5/1/09 01:14 AM, slowz wrote: Ha? Spider? Thats not a spider. Now this is a Spider!

Y'ain't seen nothing yet.

Silly, Pholcidae longlegs may be a bit creepy, but you learn to see them as normal fucking animals after you learn they can't even bite.

I hate spiders, but for some reason the pictures make it look so cute.

It's got that shiny eye thing and all.

I'd kill it. With my fist :] I'm manly like that.

At 5/1/09 01:31 AM, RageVI wrote: Another shot.

I'm about done with this thing. I think I've decided on its fate, too. I have a can of compressed air, which I will turn upside down to instantly freeze this mofo. It's only the most human (fun) thing to do.

Oh please video that and i will love you forever! (Well, until the video is finished and i forget who you are...)

You should train it and let it become your pet,
so you can fight crime!

At 5/1/09 01:14 AM, slowz wrote: Ha? Spider? Thats not a spider. Now this is a Spider!

That's one way to find out if you have arachnophobia O_o

As for that spider. Big deal i've seen bigger ones arround my house (during the summer there's garden spiders bigger than that) . The largest i've seen (and caught) had a leg span of arround 3 1/2 inches. Wish i'd have thought to get a pic' of it. You can bet the next time i will get a pic'.

At 5/1/09 05:29 AM, Jonners wrote:

Oh please video that and i will love you forever! (Well, until the video is finished and i forget who you are...)

Obviously someone didn't read the thread before posting...anyhow..
That was pretty interesting. That spider is nothing compared to what I had to deal with in Iraq tho.
Get bit by one of these your swimmin up shit creek.

At 5/1/09 01:10 AM, RageVI wrote: This thing is literally trying to leap out of the container and kill me, guys. I'm seriously sticking my neck out here to get these shots.

Better watch out for that quarter.

At 5/1/09 06:59 AM, Cyprus wrote:

At 5/1/09 05:29 AM, Jonners wrote:

Oh please video that and i will love you forever! (Well, until the video is finished and i forget who you are...)

Obviously someone didn't read the thread before posting...anyhow..
That was pretty interesting. That spider is nothing compared to what I had to deal with in Iraq tho.
Get bit by one of these your swimmin up shit creek.

...what the fuck! That is just fucking creepy dude, I mean I never thought anything could get that big. I thing that thing should have health bars...

At 5/1/09 06:59 AM, Cyprus wrote: That spider is nothing compared to what I had to deal with in Iraq tho.

Yeah, it just so happens to be I've seen that picture floating around the internet many, many times :)

Also, take a closer look, it's two :D