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Huge goddamned spider

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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 07:10:27


At 5/1/09 07:07 AM, CowBoyEmo wrote:
...what the fuck! That is just fucking creepy dude, I mean I never thought anything could get that big. I thing that thing should have health bars...

lol, yeah man. they are scary fuckers. they can live over 10 years and just get bigger and bigger and bigger... i found this pic of a soldier who got bit... this was the wound 9 days after.
WARNING!
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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 07:13:01


At 5/1/09 07:10 AM, Cyprus wrote:
At 5/1/09 07:07 AM, CowBoyEmo wrote:
lol, yeah man. they are scary fuckers. they can live over 10 years and just get bigger and bigger and bigger... i found this pic of a soldier who got bit... this was the wound 9 days after.
WARNING!
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...shit. That looks like someone ripped the flesh off or something...ew


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 07:14:25


At 5/1/09 07:10 AM, Cyprus wrote: lol, yeah man. they are scary fuckers. they can live over 10 years and just get bigger and bigger and bigger... i found this pic of a soldier who got bit... this was the wound 9 days after.
WARNING!
NASTY!

Fuck man,it's lunch time in my time zone, for god's sake.


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 07:17:49


C'mon round up some of his little spider buddies, and play some Russian roulette.


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 07:27:51


At 5/1/09 07:10 AM, Cyprus wrote: lol, yeah man. they are scary fuckers. they can live over 10 years and just get bigger and bigger and bigger... i found this pic of a soldier who got bit... this was the wound 9 days after.

So yeah, Camel spiders actually don't have any venom. Or atleast mainstream biologists have concluded that. So That wound is not from a camel spider.


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 07:29:27


At 5/1/09 07:10 AM, Cyprus wrote: lol, yeah man. they are scary fuckers. they can live over 10 years and just get bigger and bigger and bigger... i found this pic of a soldier who got bit... this was the wound 9 days after.
WARNING!
NASTY!

My skin is fucking crawling after seeing that pic lol.


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 07:38:36


At 5/1/09 06:59 AM, Cyprus wrote:
At 5/1/09 05:29 AM, Jonners wrote:
Oh please video that and i will love you forever! (Well, until the video is finished and i forget who you are...)
Obviously someone didn't read the thread before posting...anyhow..
That was pretty interesting. That spider is nothing compared to what I had to deal with in Iraq tho.
Get bit by one of these your swimmin up shit creek.

If you look close you can see that theres a hand infront of the camera holding them, so the spiders aren't that big really.
They are still fucking scary.
Infact I remember hearing that they are actually scorpions.

Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 08:18:05


Smash it with a hammer.

Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 08:24:13


Why didn't you burn the spider?
I put a spider into a lit candle.
It made such an entertaining crackling noise.


No, you.

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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 08:26:34


I hate spiders, especially if they're monstorous, hairy, and gross. I couldn't even bring myself to look at the picture because I know that it'd ruin my day.

Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 08:38:53


OOH SPIDER TOPIC :D:D:D:D

Yeah so, I have a pet spider, cute little dude. Sucks when people kill spiders, all it takes is a few minutes holding one and you're cured for life. Give me the biggest spider in the bath and i'll pick it up and carry it outside.

Web spiders still piss me off though.

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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 08:47:57


At 5/1/09 08:38 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: OOH SPIDER TOPIC :D:D:D:D

Yeah so, I have a pet spider, cute little dude. Sucks when people kill spiders, all it takes is a few minutes holding one and you're cured for life. Give me the biggest spider in the bath and i'll pick it up and carry it outside.

Web spiders still piss me off though.

It's human nature to be afraid of spiders, it's not necessarily a good thing to be "brave" enough just to pick up any spider you see, that just increases your chances of being bitten by a venomous one. In saying that im not too afraid of spiders and i think it would be cool to have a pet spider, you pet is awesome.

Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 08:50:38


Aw a man's man. squealing and running in terror...when ever i see a terrifying bug and can't find the energy to scream i'll call on you lmao.

Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 08:58:02


Eat it.

Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 09:10:41


take a lighter, a can of aerosol (or however you spell that) and burn that motherfucker alive


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 09:40:35


awwww its cute

keep it as a pet, train it to attack intruders


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 09:54:39


Just saw the video. You did the right thing. I'd have pulled its legs off and let it starve :P


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 10:05:29


At 5/1/09 04:37 AM, leeteet wrote: Wow. Frozen spiders, never seen that before. Awesome.

Lurk more.

Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 10:08:31


Looking at all these pics of spiders has made the top of my head tingle. Seriously.


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 10:31:41


That was a cool way to kill it. Loved the video too... nice casual drop into the bin ;P


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 10:34:19


At 5/1/09 10:31 AM, NEVR wrote: That was a cool way to kill it. Loved the video too... nice casual drop into the bin ;P

I think the matter of fact kicking of the drawer shut was the cherry on top of the pwnd arachnid sunday.

Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 10:34:19


At 5/1/09 01:12 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote: Forget about you and the spider. What about the poor quarter!?

Yeah, that coin is more in terror then you probably are! What about the coin? Set it free. The coin, that is.


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 10:52:20


At 5/1/09 08:38 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: I have a pet spider

You had me worried, I was up to page 3 on a topic about spiders and I hadn't seen that pic yet.


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 10:56:09


At 5/1/09 10:34 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
At 5/1/09 10:31 AM, NEVR wrote: That was a cool way to kill it. Loved the video too... nice casual drop into the bin ;P
I think the matter of fact kicking of the drawer shut was the cherry on top of the pwnd arachnid sunday.

The slam of the drawer gives out a nice proverbial "fuck you" to the entire arachnid population.

They will, however, probably be amassing their forces against him now, though. He may have to watch out for that one. Spider revenge....


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 10:57:15


Ugh i fucking hate them.. i face atleast 3 of those fucks each summer.. i even got a homemade weapon too kill them because i can't come close to them without freaking out..

Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 10:58:34


At 5/1/09 05:25 AM, MrDark01234 wrote:
At 5/1/09 01:29 AM, Dragonberry wrote:
At 5/1/09 01:14 AM, slowz wrote: Ha? Spider? Thats not a spider. Now this is a Spider!
Y'ain't seen nothing yet.
Silly, Pholcidae longlegs may be a bit creepy, but you learn to see them as normal fucking animals after you learn they can't even bite.

So you're telling me that if you looked up and saw that you WOULDN'T completely lose your shit and try to burn your house down?


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 11:02:17


At 5/1/09 08:38 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: all it takes is a few minutes holding one and you're cured for life.

Until one bites you because you're holding it wrong. This has got to be the silliest thing I've ever read, holding them doesn't cure you, it just makes you less of a pussy.


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 11:26:19


Hmm...you can freeze stuff with a dust container. Learn something new every day I suppose


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 11:30:58


At 5/1/09 07:38 AM, KitsuneNoir wrote:
Infact I remember hearing that they are actually scorpions.

No, they are not. But yes, theu are not real spiders. They're, I tought, of the solifuga class (sunspiders). A bit similar as that daddy-long-legs are a different species of the arachnids. (or how the biologists refer to them)


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 11:35:22


At 5/1/09 10:56 AM, NEVR wrote: The slam of the drawer gives out a nice proverbial "fuck you" to the entire arachnid population.

They will, however, probably be amassing their forces against him now, though. He may have to watch out for that one. Spider revenge....

Oh shit...

What if the frozen spider isn't really dead and is actually stalking RageVI as we speak?!?

You know like if it was just placed in suspended animation when he froze it...