The video is broken :(

Video has been removed. I guess Youtube is a spider freak.

Just thought...
Here's a pic' of my mutant Black Widow (the blades CAN rip a hole in you):

And yes i've seen a real one up close)

I sugest slowly cutting off it's legs, squeeze it, but don't crush it, then leave it in a air tight container.

I'm a fucking torturer in the making... Sort of...

At 5/1/09 03:43 PM, The-Laugher-Of-Lor wrote: Video has been removed. I guess Youtube is a spider freak.

I was going to remove the video anyway. Youtube material != Newgrounds material

At 5/1/09 03:55 PM, wildfire4461 wrote: Just thought...
Here's a pic' of my mutant Black Widow (the blades CAN rip a hole in you):

And yes i've seen a real one up close)

I was at a cottage in Virgina and right above the doorway was a whole nest of them. We bought a can of bug spray and let it loose. As soon as we did that, a cloud of hundreds of baby black windows started flying in the wind everywhere. It was craptastic.

At 5/1/09 01:12 AM, Grammar-Nazi wrote: Bribe him with the quarter, then make him leave.

Congrats, you win the internet.

At 5/1/09 04:11 PM, RageVI wrote:
I was at a cottage in Virgina and right above the doorway was a whole nest of them. We bought a can of bug spray and let it loose. As soon as we did that, a cloud of hundreds of baby black windows started flying in the wind everywhere. It was craptastic.

I'm picturing RageVI in slowmotion moving around and clouds of black widows swirling around of him while a very artsy piece of music is playing in the background. Just wow.

At 5/1/09 01:16 AM, BrainlessDan wrote: Damn it, now I'm going to think spider are crawling on me.

I'm paranoid when it comes to spiders.

My sentiments exactly.

You know, I do not approve of killing spiders, but I will say this:

That frozen spider is pretty fucking badass.

It wasn't all that big, though. Only slightly larger than a quarter? I mean, I guess that it's pretty big for this time of year, but not in general. You must live up North a ways.

I fed this little lady all summer last summer she was a good pet then one day she just left me...*sigh*

At 5/1/09 04:35 PM, Ejit wrote:

At 5/1/09 02:19 PM, Ejit wrote: david vs goliath

david wins

Ejit, I think you've grossly overestimated how much I care for the video. If I had any concern that it would get removed from Youtube (Despite the hundreds of other videos of bugs being killed on it), I would have uploaded it to my own webspace.

Thanks for the 'goliath' compliment, too

Now go weep over the fallen

At 5/1/09 01:07 AM, RageVI wrote: Yes, I know we've had these threads before.

i love how mods can do whatever they want

giant spiders are God's way of reminding us that we're still his bitch

sorry for the double post but this picture shows her size best i think

Get the goddamned shotgun.

I hate spiders.

Time to make dry-ice cry....
I have a spider encased in glass

Sorry for pic my camra sucks

At 5/1/09 01:07 AM, RageVI wrote: Of course, I did what any real man would do. I screamed like a girl and got the hell out of there.

Please tell me you're sarcastic. Any man would smash the living hell outta this motherfucka.

Damnit rage i was about to eat dinner

At 5/1/09 04:43 PM, Alamadu wrote: sorry for the double post but this picture shows her size best i think

Now you're talking. Those appear in my yard every year, and one day the're about the size of a half dollar, the next day the're legs are 2 inches across and their body is as big arround as my finger. They grow fast.

Aww the vid got removed D=

tho that pic of it frozen was by far one of the coolest pictures i've seen

that was awesome

Aww, hes cute. Let him outside into the wild.

You should let it go in your neighbor's yard.

At 5/1/09 07:01 PM, Tramps wrote: DO NOT GET BITTEN BY A BROWN RECLUSE. THEY FUCK YOU UP, BAAAD.

Below is slightly disturbing image. Mods, delete pic if necessary. Just look here anyway: Google Search: Brown Recluse Bite

What....that is just so fucking nasty..I mean it's supposedly the size of a penny or so, yet it does that! I mean..fucking nasty...

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! THAT SHIT IS FUCKING NASTY!! I almost fucking threw up!

Grab it's Cock?

I say you switch it into a metal container then use a magnifying glass on the container, thus heating the entire thing, practically baking it to death, and the floor is uber hot so it might jump around, causing it to hit more burning walls. The most painful death technique you can do for under a dollar.

You need to feed it to a praying mantis. Watch it devour that ginormous spider. Praying mantises are good bugs to have in your yard, as they eat all sorts of pest bugs.

At 5/1/09 02:24 PM, Ejit wrote:

At 5/1/09 02:21 PM, galatea1 wrote: It's a wolf spider of the family Lycosa.

ffs

you don't sound clever by using latin phrases

if it's a wolf spider, then we already know which genus, family etc it is.

LOL there are many different types of wolf spiders; I was merely stating which family it came from. In other words, the less aggressive family. Why get your panties in a bunch and insult my intelligence because I've stated something in a way that doesn't insult someone's intelligence?

At 5/1/09 03:55 PM, wildfire4461 wrote: Just thought...
Here's a pic' of my mutant Black Widow (the blades CAN rip a hole in you):

And yes i've seen a real one up close)

That's an awesome picture at least.

woah thats huge! also, maybe you shouldnt get rid of it. you could keep it as a pet (maybe feed it?) until it dies. then its safe to flush it down the toilet.

thats what i always do