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Huge goddamned spider

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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 11:36:22


You killed it I'm sad. It looked like it would make a nice pet.

Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 11:38:43


You killed it?

What the fuck did it do to you? It's more scared of you remember. Not hard to find a cup and a piece of paper, capture it then get it outside to safety.

Remember spiders kill those disease spreading flies! They are saints, even if they are scary looking saints!


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 11:39:52


At 5/1/09 11:35 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Oh shit...

What if the frozen spider isn't really dead and is actually stalking RageVI as we speak?!?

You know like if it was just placed in suspended animation when he froze it...

The little bastard will probably just wake up in 20 years time... really, REALLY, pissed.

And at that point it'll have a shitheap of futuristic technology to employ against him, too :/


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 11:41:06


You can't kill them by drowning though. (look out for spider pic)


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 11:45:29


A few years ago I was hanging out in my back yard. I was looking along the rims of the windows from the house. There was a hole and I saw a couple of legs poking out, I thought wow a big spider (maybe 2 inches long) I poked it with a twig and a wolf spider over 6-7 inches fucking flew out and ran across my backyard into the grass.

They look like these:

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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 11:45:58


At 5/1/09 01:10 AM, RageVI wrote: This thing is literally trying to leap out of the container and kill me, guys. I'm seriously sticking my neck out here to get these shots.

In god we trust, the coin says....and a fucking big spider next to it...that does not go together.

save us jebus!

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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 11:56:53


At 5/1/09 01:58 AM, RageVI wrote:
At 5/1/09 01:50 AM, galatea1 wrote: Oh for the love of jeebus....
You'll get over it...

Anyway, I sent this thing back to where it came from. Hell.

I recorded a video for your viewing pleasure

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UngFt0whV v0

Holy shit thats a keep ^^

ure my spider killing hero

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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 13:28:25


At 5/1/09 08:38 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: OOH SPIDER TOPIC :D:D:D:D

Web spiders still piss me off though.

Awesome mexican red-knee!! Mine is a Chilean Rosehair...good "starter" spider. After my daughter was born, I gave my red-knee to my sister and my aggressive tarantulas to our zoo.

Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 13:30:00


I would hate to find one of those in my house.

Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 13:34:30


At 5/1/09 11:39 AM, NEVR wrote:
At 5/1/09 11:35 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
The little bastard will probably just wake up in 20 years time... really, REALLY, pissed.

And at that point it'll have a shitheap of futuristic technology to employ against him, too :/

LOL when one of my tarantulas would become ill, I'd freeze them as a form of euthanasia. Except my California Brown tarantula that my cat caught. That one needed to be euthanised quickly to get it out of it's pain so I dropped a brick on him. That brick was never moved again and I wouldn't be suprised if it is still in that yard exactly where I dropped it.

Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 13:39:55


some of the pictures... jesus. I normaly just throw it in a bush


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 13:40:28


After reading through this thread I keep thinking one of these big fucks are going to jump on my head.


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 13:46:06


Aha nasty.

Heres a couple things I done to spiders:

Drowned it in cough medicine (was dramtic! felt sorry for the poor fella)

I was about to iron my shirt and it was on the ironing board so i ironed its legs.
I left it in a cup for my mum to see cause I thought it was dead.
About 5 hours later she freaked out saying it was still alive hah.

So if your going to use th iron make sure its fully dead.

PEACE!


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 13:46:32


At 5/1/09 01:21 AM, RageVI wrote: Obligatory close up

Aaaaawwwwww.

Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 13:47:25


At 5/1/09 01:28 AM, 36Holla wrote:
At 5/1/09 01:21 AM, RageVI wrote: Obligatory close up
D'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw! So cute!

Crap, I was going to say that. I could stay here seeing that close up for hours, it's just amazing!

Also guys, look at this Brazilian banana spider. It's even cuter than the brown recluse that RageIV showed.

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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 13:48:18


u should throw the spider into the sun


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 13:48:44


At 5/1/09 01:47 PM, ThePigeonMaster wrote:
At 5/1/09 01:28 AM, 36Holla wrote:
At 5/1/09 01:21 AM, RageVI wrote:

Also guys, look at this Brazilian banana spider. It's even cuter than the brown recluse that RageIV showed.

Those things are cool!! They are members of the orb weaver class and as such, spin the prettiest webs!!

Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 13:49:44


release it

thats an easy way out


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 13:50:40


At 5/1/09 01:48 PM, Foustus wrote: u should throw the spider into the sun

oh shit yea sry I was too late
but good death better than wat i thought for sure


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 13:55:36


At 5/1/09 01:14 AM, slowz wrote: Ha? Spider? Thats not a spider. Now this is a Spider!

OH SHIT!!!
I do hope to whatever god there is, that the image was photoshopped...

That thing needs cleansing fire...

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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 14:00:44


For all of those who are unhappy about me killing the spider, I think you'll be more understanding once you hear my argument:

Fuck spiders.


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 14:00:53


At 5/1/09 06:59 AM, Cyprus wrote:
At 5/1/09 05:29 AM, Jonners wrote:
Oh please video that and i will love you forever! (Well, until the video is finished and i forget who you are...)
Obviously someone didn't read the thread before posting...anyhow..
That was pretty interesting. That spider is nothing compared to what I had to deal with in Iraq tho.
Get bit by one of these your swimmin up shit creek.

Oh, god wat is that thing, that's straight out of a nightmare
congrats to u man, that looks like las plagas from Res. 4 and 5


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 14:05:16


Holy shit balls captan thats a nasty motherfucker, watch out he'll kill you!


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 14:06:34


Spiders suck.

... Pictures?


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 14:10:59


At 5/1/09 02:00 PM, RageVI wrote: Fuck spiders.

That's quite the argument and I agree with it wholeheartedly. Several people have referred to your spider as a Wolf and others as a brown Recluse. Which one is it, do you know?

Also, did you check to see if it came back to life after thawing out?

Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 14:16:32


At 5/1/09 02:03 PM, Ejit wrote:
ultimate internet badass #1

You're kidding, right? Out of all the things I could possibly do to try and be an internet badass, it's because I expressed a lack of care of spiders? Riiight.

At 5/1/09 02:10 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
That's quite the argument and I agree with it wholeheartedly. Several people have referred to your spider as a Wolf and others as a brown Recluse. Which one is it, do you know?

I'm pretty sure it was a wolf spider.

Also, did you check to see if it came back to life after thawing out?

I've done this before, and they never do. I don't really feel like fishing through trash to find out, though.


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 14:21:37


At 5/1/09 02:16 PM, RageVI wrote:

I'm pretty sure it was a wolf spider.

It's a wolf spider of the family Lycosa.

Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 14:28:51


Hey Rage, can i use that compressed air on your balls, then put them in a jar?

LOLOLOL

Bringing back old shit.

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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 15:02:23


At 5/1/09 01:58 AM, RageVI wrote:
At 5/1/09 01:50 AM, galatea1 wrote: Oh for the love of jeebus....
You'll get over it...

Anyway, I sent this thing back to where it came from. Hell.

I recorded a video for your viewing pleasure

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UngFt0whV v0

Aww just because spiders are scary, they dont really do any harm.
Couldnt have just thrown it outside? Actually I cant really say anything i splat spiders instant I see em, but freezing it after we showing us all the photos, seemed more sad somehow :P


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Response to Huge goddamned spider 2009-05-01 15:34:09


How do you people manage to get pictures of these spiders?

Oh, you just use pictures you found on the Internet for size scale. Silly me.


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