Well, I guess on my bored days I'll use my time to post some half-assed reviews, like I used to at the now-defunct MVA. Ennui, I know you're the only one still alive that actually knows who I am. Here are the last five films I can remember seeing:
Finally checked out The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, and to be honest, the less people are prompted to hail it as important, the more satisfied I'll be with this somewhat lengthy watching experience. The comparisons to Forrest Gump from several critics are futile, and to be honest, films revolving around a theme - or even a mere idea never end up too great. Even so, Benjamin Button ended up turning out decent in its filmmaking (thanks to David Fincher), and producing human-like acting (thanks to Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett). It also has great characters, so if you're a fan of this stuff, you may enjoy it. As for me, I find it to be a good film that is a half-hour too long.
Also in last year's releases, I also saw Kevin Smith's Zack and Miri Make a Porno. Analyzing this film like the earlier [tl;dr] review would be unnerving. I personally thought the film was hilarious, the cast definitely seemed as if they were having a lot of fun, even though Seth Rogan seems look the same under Smith as he does under Judd Apatow. Also, if anything, this film truly shows how lame pornography is. If there's anything wrong here, it appears (to me, at least), that Smith is getting a tad repetitive with dick and poo jokes, but to be honest, am I going get frustrated over a film that has an non-ironically placed Porno in the title?
Another film I viewed that was a lot of fun was Tim Burton's Sleepy Hollow. I am a huge fan of Depp and Ricci, as well as bizarre legends of pre-19th century America, so it was exciting to see Burton distort the legend's story and elements such as the occult, witchcraft, a giant bleeding tree, and lots of decapitations into the mix. Mind you, it is a disturbing watch, but I found it to be one of the most awesome horror films I've seen. It surprises me to write this, as I've seen a many in that genre.
As for more disgusting fun and depravity, Sid & Nancy was awesome watch documenting one of the most infamous rock stars in history, Sid Vicious. Gary Oldman is incredible in it, as well as Chloe Webb as his insane and drugged-up girlfriend. Everything in the film looks squalid, and the more drugs they take by the end of the film, the more disturbing the film gets. The Criterion DVD includes a 10-minute documentary with the real two, and they are by far two of the most boring "stars" I've seen from the 70s punk culture. I find it a recommended view; even you're not a fan of the Sex Pistols.
Lastly, a classic: L'Avventura. Beautifully shot and edited, it also features some of the most boring upper-bourgeoisie characters I've ever seen in a film. Very slow and, at times, hard to follow, it revolves around a man's girlfriend disappearing on an island, and then gets together with this girl's friend along while, while searching for her. An rewarding watch, but difficult, not just because of the film's nihilism, but also due to its abnormally slow pace.