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I was just assaulted...

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I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 17:08:47


I really was.... just now I was just attacked by my brother who tried to kill me over me telling him to fuck off, the police have in custody now but i'm still shaken up. And if you must no, this thread is in no way a parody thread or a attempt at humor I was really attacked by my brother over the F word.


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 17:09:25


Well your brother is messed up.


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 17:09:59


this is hard to beleave but if true your brother has issues


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 17:10:07


This is a very sad day.


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 17:10:22


Well, what - exactly - did he do?


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 17:11:02


And he would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 17:11:45


At 11/10/07 05:10 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: Well, what - exactly - did he do?

Yea, did he rape you?

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 17:12:22


My ex gf got attacked by her brother once, so she kicked him in the balls, and he was pissing blood for a while.

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 17:15:00


fuck that fucker for fucking hating the fucking fuck word


Indeed I still love you...

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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 17:17:42


At 11/10/07 05:10 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: Well, what - exactly - did he do?

We were stacking wood for the winter and during the last load my hands were bleeding from splinters, he blocked me fore leaving our basement and told me to get my ass back to work and that to suck it up like a man.

I told him since my hands really were bleeding and hurting if he could finish it up(Their were only 15 or so logs left.) and he said no and started yelling and cursing at me, I mangaed to dart past him up stairs saying "FUck off" and then while I was in the bathroom putting on some bandages he burst in with a axe and tried to kill me after about 10 minutes straght of me running around our house and yard with him behind carrying a axe I mangaed to throw a book at him directly in his face that caught him off guard, I pushed him out of the room and locked the door behind me, I called 911 and he broke in the room and then he started chasing me again for around 5 minutes till the cops arived and captured him.


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 17:24:09


At 11/10/07 05:08 PM, smc316 wrote: And if you must no, this thread is in no way a parody thread or a attempt at humor I was really attacked by my brother over the F word.

That makes it even funnier.


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 17:26:16


wow...that's fucked up.

how long is he goin' away for?


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 17:27:08


i'm sorry to hear that i hope he dies or drops the soap


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 17:27:13


At 11/10/07 05:17 PM, smc316 wrote:

I mangaed to throw a book at him directly in his face that caught him off guard, I pushed him out of the room and locked the door behind me, I called 911 and he broke in the room and then he started chasing me again for around 5 minutes till the cops arived and captured him.

HEREEEEEES JOHNNY!

Heh...sorry.

At least that's an assault of the list...it's bound to happen to everyone at some point.

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 17:27:34


Bad day then?

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 17:31:01


At 11/10/07 05:26 PM, DevilsSin666X wrote: wow...that's fucked up.

how long is he goin' away for?

No clue, considering it was mabye 50 minutes ago.

At 11/10/07 05:27 PM, Darkblazer wrote: Bad day then?

YOU THINK?!


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 17:31:59


At 11/10/07 05:08 PM, smc316 wrote: I really was.... just now I was just attacked by my brother who tried to kill me over me telling him to fuck off, the police have in custody now but i'm still shaken up. And if you must no, this thread is in no way a parody thread or a attempt at humor I was really attacked by my brother over the F word.

You should've grabbed his cock.


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 17:35:00


At 11/10/07 05:17 PM, smc316 wrote: then he started chasing me again for around 5 minutes till the cops arived and captured him.

Was it a... Car Chase?

If not, then I hate this thread.

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 17:37:17


At 11/10/07 05:35 PM, CarChaseCityMan wrote: Was it a... Car Chase?

No, just him swinging, me ducking and running, him running and catching up to me and swinging at me, me dodgeing and kicking him in the side and running, etc.


If not, then I hate this thread.

Well you should be getting pissed about now.

At 11/10/07 05:31 PM, spilledblood wrote: You should've grabbed his cock.

People like you should die in a fire.


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 17:38:40


Whoh... Were you and your brother close? I couldn't imagine what would push him off the deep edge like that, but I'm glad that at least your whole and un-axed.


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 17:46:23


At 11/10/07 05:38 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote: Whoh... Were you and your brother close? I couldn't imagine what would push him off the deep edge like that,

No, we actually hated each other. Plus since he has always got straght F's and I always got straght A's and hes never had a gf before as I had 6 probably assited in the fact he wants me dead.

but I'm glad that at least your whole and un-axed.

Well actually one of the swings I got injured in my side, but it was so shallow(It would have sliced my stomach in half but I moved to the side and dodged 85% of the blow.) that is couldn't affect my movements and that I'm not in any pain now.


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 17:49:41


At 11/10/07 05:37 PM, smc316 wrote:

If not, then I hate this thread.
Well you should be getting pissed about now.

And I am. >:(

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 17:52:52


At 11/10/07 05:49 PM, CarChaseCityMan wrote:

Useless post is useless, as well as pissing me off.


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 17:56:25


At 11/10/07 05:52 PM, smc316 wrote:
At 11/10/07 05:49 PM, CarChaseCityMan wrote:
Useless post is useless, as well as pissing me off.

Err, ok...

Chill the fuck out, bra...

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 18:01:23


Wow your brother is screwed up, he should atleast go somewhere just to get back to normal, but that sucks man.

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 18:02:34


At 11/10/07 05:52 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: Damn man thats fucked up, I hope you'll be alright.

Psylogically I'll be more depressed than normal for a few weeks then bounce back, as for the injury it isn't affecting me in any way other than slight pain and that its bleeding. It will heal up completly in a month.

At 11/10/07 05:56 PM, CarChaseCityMan wrote:
Chill the fuck out, bra...

Sure, I was almost just impaled by a axe.

No its cool.

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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 18:04:43


At 11/10/07 06:02 PM, smc316 wrote:
At 11/10/07 05:56 PM, CarChaseCityMan wrote:
Chill the fuck out, bra...
Sure, I was almost just impaled by a axe.

No its cool.

Hell, if you're on Newgrounds right now, you should be calmer...

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 18:06:16


Nice, you called the police on your brother. Talk about family connection, because this one doesnt have any.

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 18:07:32


At 11/10/07 06:04 PM, CarChaseCityMan wrote: Hell, if you're on Newgrounds right now, you should be calmer...

Their patching my wound while i'm lying down newgroundsing and talking to friends on AIM on my laptop. It will take a half hour.


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 18:09:35


At 11/10/07 05:46 PM, smc316 wrote: Well actually one of the swings I got injured in my side, but it was so shallow(It would have sliced my stomach in half but I moved to the side and dodged 85% of the blow.) that is couldn't affect my movements and that I'm not in any pain now.

I'm not entirely sure how you can make an estimation like that but, whatever

I think it's funny how less than an hour after you almost die you post about it on newgrounds

And also that you've been supposedly wounded and are not going to the hospital.

Asking for an infection are we?