maybe ur bro got wasted the other night OR had drugs.

At 11/13/07 08:48 PM, CruzAzul-19 wrote: What? That was a stupid reason for almost dying.

Agreed.

At 11/13/07 09:02 PM, Bloodman101 wrote: maybe ur bro got wasted the other night OR had drugs.

I suppose it IS possiable...

WTF????

Dude seriously, everyone who has an older brother "tries to kill them" mine cut me with a potato knife just yesterday.

At 11/10/07 05:17 PM, smc316 wrote:

At 11/10/07 05:10 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: Well, what - exactly - did he do?

:then while I was in the bathroom putting on some bandages he burst in with a axe

and no heres johnny?

At 11/14/07 04:03 PM, Eggys wrote: a little brother of course....

Hes 18, i'm 17.

At 11/14/07 04:02 PM, rafferty-1875 wrote: and no heres johnny?

Don't be a fag.

At 11/14/07 04:01 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: WTF????

Dude seriously, everyone who has an older brother "tries to kill them" mine cut me with a potato knife just yesterday.

You sad, pittiful excuse for a ng'er.

At 11/14/07 04:01 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: WTF????

Dude seriously, everyone who has an older brother "tries to kill them" mine cut me with a potato knife just yesterday.

theres quite a large leap between potato knife and axe.

At 11/14/07 04:05 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Crazy shit. Hope they lock him up. I got held at knife point once, so I know how you feel somewhat. If he's in jail over Christmas, send him a card with a picture of a roaring log fire on it and the words "Fuck off" inside.

Lol, nice! But on a more serious note, he may end up locked up for 4 - 8 years.

At 11/14/07 04:06 PM, chaw wrote: theres quite a large leap between potato knife and axe.

And theres quite a large leap between a axe and a chainsaw.

At 11/10/07 05:37 PM, smc316 wrote:

At 11/10/07 05:35 PM, CarChaseCityMan wrote: Was it a... Car Chase?

No, just him swinging, me ducking and running, him running and catching up to me and swinging at me, me dodgeing and kicking him in the side and running, etc.

that anime watching paid off then? or maybe watching Chuck Norris? well, im glad you're O.K. Tell him that Soap-on-a-rope is a waste of time and money. thats a good revenge. or just send him a bar of the slipperiest soap ever.

BTW, i know how it feels, my sister used to throw knives at me. Glad her friend accidentally broke her glasses and she refused to get another pair.

At 11/14/07 04:17 PM, demonofthehiddenmist wrote: that anime watching paid off then?

It is possiable.

or maybe watching Chuck Norris?

HHAHAHAHAHAHA no.

:well, im glad you're O.K. Tell him that Soap-on-a-rope is a waste of time and money. thats a good revenge. or just send him a bar of the slipperiest soap ever.

What the fuck are you talking about? Soap?

At 11/14/07 04:05 PM, smc316 wrote: Hes 18, i'm 17.

Your 13

After someone attempts to murder me, the first thing I do is think about Newgrounds.

In all seriousness though, your brother is pretty messed up. Disregarding the mere fact that you're his brother and trying to do harm to you in any way (especially over something trivial such as this) just asserts the fact that he's a loser. No wonder you've always gotten better grades and have had girlfriends. It's because he's a jackass, and you're [probably, maybe] not.

I feel sorry for you

I don't know, just by the sound of you I think I may turn into an axe murderer, and hunt you down....

Ah, quite simply what I have always aspired to do!
Thanks for allowing me to realize my dream and I look forward to killing you in the most gruesome way ever :D

wow some of you guys are complete retarts... what makes you guys think that if something like that really happened, he would tell ng about right after?

At 11/14/07 05:53 PM, blznavy wrote: wow some of you guys are complete retarts... what makes you guys think that if something like that really happened, he would tell ng about right after?

shhhh don't tell them that XD

At 11/14/07 04:01 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: WTF????

Dude seriously, everyone who has an older brother "tries to kill them" mine cut me with a potato knife just yesterday.

Oh sorry dude, I didn't read the post you made saying he chased you with an axe. That's pretty serious.

-My apologies.

ok so what do you want us to do about it? provide protection? save your own ass I'm eating.

At 11/10/07 07:58 PM, smc316 wrote:

Considering I own no camera, let alone a digital one. And I live in the middle of nowhere, the closest newspaper is from two towns over and I doubt they'll mention me in there. What else would you have me do for evidence?

then how the hell did the cops get there, according to you, in five mins?

PLOTHOLEPLOTHOLE DING DING DIIING!!!

At 11/14/07 05:04 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote: Your 13

No, i'm 17.

At 11/14/07 05:57 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Oh sorry dude, I didn't read the post you made saying he chased you with an axe. That's pretty serious.

Uh uh.

-My apologies.

Accepted.

At 11/14/07 06:07 PM, Sawke wrote: then how the hell did the cops get there, according to you, in five mins?

There is a police station realitvely close to where I live, theres a difference between a police station and a newspaper.

PLOTHOLEPLOTHOLE DING DING DIIING!!!

Wow aren't you cool.

At 11/10/07 05:08 PM, smc316 wrote: I really was.... just now I was just attacked by my brother who tried to kill me over me telling him to fuck off, the police have in custody now but i'm still shaken up. And if you must no, this thread is in no way a parody thread or a attempt at humor I was really attacked by my brother over the F word.

well than maby you should do something better than posting it on NG?

At 11/10/07 05:08 PM, smc316 wrote: I really was.... just now I was just attacked by my brother who tried to kill me over me telling him to fuck off, the police have in custody now but i'm still shaken up. And if you must no, this thread is in no way a parody thread or a attempt at humor I was really attacked by my brother over the F word.

thatd be funny as shit if this is on the news and your "brother" is really your sister and she's like 3

At 11/14/07 06:13 PM, smc316 wrote:

At 11/14/07 06:07 PM, Sawke wrote: then how the hell did the cops get there, according to you, in five mins?

There is a police station realitvely close to where I live, theres a difference between a police station and a newspaper.

you also said middle of nowhere.So it's just you in a forest....with a police station just down the road?....that sounds like something out of a crappy horror movie.

At 11/14/07 06:16 PM, Sawke wrote: you also said middle of nowhere.So it's just you in a forest....with a police station just down the road?....that sounds like something out of a crappy horror movie.

No, me in the middle of a very small town. Use your fucking noggin!

Fuck that shit, I would have grabbed a knife while running, actually multiple knifes and started to chuck them at his face while running somehow.

How old is he?

You pussy fuck, why'd you call the cops. Your brother wasn't for real about to chop you with an axe.

At 11/14/07 06:22 PM, Crashman wrote: Fuck that shit, I would have grabbed a knife while running, actually multiple knifes and started to chuck them at his face while running somehow.

I grabbed one or two knives and through them at him but both times I either missed completly or he dodged them completly and wasn't slowed down....

How old is he?

18, i'm 17.

At 11/14/07 06:25 PM, Evan wrote: You pussy fuck, why'd you call the cops. Your brother wasn't for real about to chop you with an axe.

Thats why I have a injury from a axe in my side, huh?

One would think you're more or less shaken up and in shock.

I half disbelieve you as you're posting all of this on NG.

I half believe you since your responses seem logical and more or less realistic.

Detective Prodigy may not be able to get to the bottom of this.

Would you be willing to recite the story over, with like, 8 times the amount of detail?

I laughed so hard when I saw that I know its not funny but, well its hilarious

way to piss off your brother , you need to master your brother, like I have. I just look at him and he flinches