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I was just assaulted...

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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 20:32:17


Shame he didn't kill you.


Grey power.

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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 20:34:20


At 11/11/07 08:32 PM, Ceti wrote: Shame he didn't kill you.

The sad thing is if he did I doubt anyone here would ever notice I was gone.


Make war, not love.

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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 20:35:44


He just wanted to have violent sex


I'm back....

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 20:36:10


you know what might cheer you up? freakaoid! ! !

I was just assaulted...


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 20:36:55


I like many others, I'm sure, while feeling sympathy, don't believe this. I would ask that in some way shape or form that you prove this. I don't mean to insult you, but proof would surely convince many people.


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 20:37:18


At 11/11/07 08:35 PM, Kahuna wrote: He just wanted to have violent sex

Oh shit I think hes being serious


I'm back....

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 20:40:56


At 11/11/07 08:36 PM, killerjeff wrote: you know what might cheer you up? freakaoid! ! !

Yes because useless unfunny picture spam helps cheer everyone up.

At 11/11/07 08:37 PM, Kahuna wrote:
At 11/11/07 08:35 PM, Kahuna wrote: He just wanted to have violent sex
Oh shit I think hes being serious

This was a true story.

At 11/11/07 08:36 PM, DarthRaver wrote: I like many others, I'm sure, while feeling sympathy, don't believe this. I would ask that in some way shape or form that you prove this. I don't mean to insult you, but proof would surely convince many people.

Now what would you have me do for proof? Hmmmm? I own no cmaera and there isn't a newspaper for around here so its not like I can show you a newspaper article.


Make war, not love.

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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 20:46:37


I would bet a bright young individual like yourself just might be able to come up with something.


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 20:47:55


Lulz, you got pwned. N00B


Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

- George Carlin

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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 20:58:06


probaly he did it for. . . a reason?


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 21:08:28


At 11/11/07 08:58 PM, killerjeff wrote: probaly he did it for. . . a reason?

I doubt it, I think he might just sort of cracked.

At 11/11/07 08:46 PM, DarthRaver wrote: I would bet a bright young individual like yourself just might be able to come up with something.

What?

At 11/11/07 08:47 PM, CNRHKick wrote: Lulz, you got pwned. N00B

Irony, Noob.


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 21:12:10


well. sence your alive, lets party


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 21:16:01


At 11/11/07 09:12 PM, killerjeff wrote: well. sence your alive, lets party

Party hard gentlemen.

I was just assaulted...


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 22:54:30


At 11/11/07 09:45 PM, Xanthom wrote: Bah get over it, my mother put her dick up my ass once and I'm not complaining.

I believe that is called a failed attempt at humor towards a real thing that happened to me.


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 22:55:09


HOLY SHIT youre brother does have major issues.... damn, will you be ok?

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 22:56:29


too bad

is your brother ok


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 22:56:47


this didn't happen.

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 22:59:37


At 11/11/07 10:55 PM, blackheartkairi wrote: HOLY SHIT youre brother does have major issues.... damn, will you be ok?

Probably, lived through worse.

At 11/11/07 10:56 PM, 10000000000000000000 wrote: is your brother ok

He is in the slammer now.

At 11/11/07 10:56 PM, peyoteclock wrote: this didn't happen.

Yes, yes it did.


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 23:00:53


At 11/11/07 10:59 PM, smc316 wrote:
At 11/11/07 10:56 PM, peyoteclock wrote: this didn't happen.
Yes, yes it did.

no, no it didn't.

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 23:12:04


At 11/11/07 08:34 PM, smc316 wrote:
At 11/11/07 08:32 PM, Ceti wrote: Shame he didn't kill you.
The sad thing is if he did I doubt anyone here would ever notice I was gone.

lol, yea....


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 23:18:14


did he? did he touch you inapropriately?


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 23:20:11


how i'm an attention whore, i make up dramatic stories on the internet with changing details.

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 23:57:52


I canoe it, it was his bro.


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-12 00:00:42


At 11/11/07 08:30 PM, smc316 wrote:
At 11/11/07 08:19 PM, CautionTape wrote: Why did you tell him to fuck off?
Because he refused to let me go upstairs and get bandages for my bleeding hands. Actually read the thread before posting like a fag.

Your brother sounds like a fucking retard. Is he a lobotomy patient? Hopped up on drugs? No? I'm still backing the idea that you should hit him with a coat hanger, or with a sock full of pennies or something.

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-12 00:37:37


My greatest sympathy for you, sir. I know that if I was in a situation like that, I would be scarred for the rest of my life, or at least live a large portion of my life in total paranoia. I'd lose all trust of the world, because after all, if your own brother tries to kill you... how many other people would plan to kill you as well?


Don't forget to catch up on your schoolwork:

Day 1:History Math Science

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-12 00:51:52


Do a Barrel roll.


At 4/22/09 12:38 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Raped by hongkong. NEXT.

Yeah, that was one champion of a post, wasn't it? -Zerok

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-12 01:10:32


Suck it up, you are 17 years old.

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-12 01:57:59


Well i guess one thing is learned here... that will teach your dumb fucking ass to tell ur brother fuck you now wont it?

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-12 11:29:01


At 11/11/07 11:20 PM, peyoteclock wrote: how i'm an attention whore, i make up dramatic stories on the internet with changing details.

Sounds like you.

At 11/11/07 11:18 PM, killerjeff wrote: did he? did he touch you inapropriately?

No.

At 11/11/07 11:21 PM, FBIpolux wrote: I wonder why anyone would want to kill you.... really.... >.>

I must be a monster and all the people who want to kill me are angry villagers carrying pitchforks.

At 11/12/07 12:37 AM, LethalCarrot wrote: if your own brother tries to kill you... how many other people would plan to kill you as well?

Good point, i'm fucked then.

At 11/12/07 01:10 AM, EpicFail wrote: Suck it up, you are 17 years old.

Epic fail of a post.

At 11/12/07 01:57 AM, Skilla wrote: Well i guess one thing is learned here... that will teach your dumb fucking ass to tell ur brother fuck you now wont it?

I guess I learned one thing here -- Skilla needs better spelling and grammar.

At 11/12/07 01:29 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Well you must have sounded like a total cunt, Because I've wanted to kill a lot of people over the way they talk to me before.

Thats coming from you. Irony much?

At 11/11/07 10:55 PM, blackheartkairi wrote: HOLY SHIT youre brother does have major issues.... damn, will you be ok?

Hey its you! You made a newgrounds account after all huh mizuki? I pmed you. = P


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-13 20:48:19


What? That was a stupid reason for almost dying.