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I was just assaulted...

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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 21:34:40


That really does suck. I don't think anything like that would happen between my brother and I... We pretty must just argue.

It'd be nice if you had a camera to show the wound, though.


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 21:49:45


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-10 22:15:58


that's really strange why would your brother would attack you

I was just assaulted...


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 05:38:10


At 11/10/07 09:17 PM, MarioBro64 wrote: What did your brother do? Hit,kick,stab,etc?

Yup. Mainly swing up to down but sometimes do other things like throughing a punch or swing side to side.

At 11/10/07 09:05 PM, TacoFreak wrote: I belive you but how did you dodge all of those hits..

It must be because i'm one of the few physically fit users on newgrounds.

At 11/10/07 08:25 PM, Bloodman101 wrote: So how olds your bro?

18


and is/does he have ADHD or any other mental problems?

No, this was the first time he ever showed any sign of mental detoration....

At 11/10/07 09:36 PM, Needle-In-Haystack wrote: Get off the computer and MASTURBATE. NOW.

Lol I wish I could. (Damn doctors won't leave me alone with my computer for 10 seconds!)

At 11/10/07 10:15 PM, haloman221 wrote: that's really strange why would your brother would attack you

I don't know, and don't pic spam.


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 05:49:10


why must you people be so impatient? i deal with this kind of crap everyday, and yet i'm cool about it.


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 05:59:34


Your brother needs anger management training I guess.

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 06:36:07


damn, that's hard. move far away, i guess.

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 06:40:10


Hit your brother with a coat hanger or something, that'll keep him in line.

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 07:24:36


When he gets back, tell him you've taken his room.
That'll teach the man.

Also, older or younger?
Problems? Drugs etc. etc...

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 18:45:52


At 11/11/07 07:27 AM, H-K-S wrote:
At 11/11/07 06:36 AM, dennie wrote: damn, that's hard. move far away, i guess.
At 11/11/07 06:40 AM, Ass-Crumb wrote: Hit your brother with a coat hanger or something, that'll keep him in line.
At 11/11/07 05:59 AM, MazeMindedApathy wrote: Your brother needs anger management training I guess.
At 11/11/07 05:49 AM, Takeshima wrote: why must you people be so impatient? i deal with this kind of crap everyday, and yet i'm cool about it.
At 11/11/07 07:24 AM, SuperFlonic wrote: When he gets back, tell him you've taken his room.
That'll teach the man.

Why must you all feel the need to be somewhat immature? This was not a joke in any way, plus for those asking questions stop being lazy faggots and reread all my postes in this thread!

Also, older or younger?

18, i'm 17.

Problems? Drugs etc. etc...

None that I am aware of.


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 18:51:43


DUDE I HATE YU AND ALL BUT I FELL MEGA SRRY FOR YU!!!!!!!! i'm so sad for ya dude,


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 18:56:48


At 11/11/07 06:51 PM, smicothegreat wrote: DUDE I HATE YU AND ALL BUT I FELL MEGA SRRY FOR YU!!!!!!!! i'm so sad for ya dude,

Um...........thank you?

Anyway my wound is all patched up and cleaned now, unfourantly i'm going back to school on tuesday (Monday is viterans day.) I expect lots of people moving to the side in the hallway and muttering at school for the next month or so.

As far as I can tell i'll be living on my own considering I make a considerable amount of money from my job, i'm old enough to live on my own if I want and my parents left me behind a rather large bank account when they died.


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 19:06:44


At 11/11/07 06:56 PM, smc316 wrote:
At 11/11/07 06:51 PM, smicothegreat wrote: DUDE I HATE YU AND ALL BUT I FELL MEGA SRRY FOR YU!!!!!!!! i'm so sad for ya dude,
Um...........thank you?

Anyway my wound is all patched up and cleaned now, unfourantly i'm going back to school on tuesday (Monday is viterans day.) I expect lots of people moving to the side in the hallway and muttering at school for the next month or so.

As far as I can tell i'll be living on my own considering I make a considerable amount of money from my job, i'm old enough to live on my own if I want and my parents left me behind a rather large bank account when they died.

um, uhh............... DAMN. ok yer life seem sgood cept for yer situation, but man dude, i just want yu to know, i'm sincere, and hope yu don't get that at school i got it, had to punch a guy out. didn't get into trouble doh, cus of the sidjiation


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 19:09:52


Dude, that "kinda" sucks. What country do you live in anyways??


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 19:13:55


That's terrible. I'm really sorry to hear that, too. Anyway, I hope you get better. :)

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 19:33:36


At 11/11/07 07:09 PM, Gedveikur wrote: Dude, that "kinda" sucks. What country do you live in anyways??

"Kinda"? Tell me at least one situation YOU have had thats worse than that. ALso I live in the US.


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 19:42:08


Axe-attack?

Man, what a twisted fuck.

I don't think I've ever even been stabbed, let alone hit with an axe.

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 19:46:15


wow... something like that would scar u for life... did it?


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 19:50:47


At 11/11/07 07:46 PM, HippieSlayer23 wrote: wow... something like that would scar u for life... did it?

Considering it was two days ago its a bit to early to tell now isn't it? Besides with my history i'm getting a bit used to life or death situations and dramatic expirences. I'll probably not be dpressed in a week, then after that i'll just hold a grudge towards my brother for the rest of my life.


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 19:54:06


At 11/11/07 07:50 PM, smc316 wrote: i'll just hold a grudge towards my brother for the rest of my life.

Learn a martial art, develop a terminal illness, become a travelling doctor, fight your brother to the death.

This situation just reeks of The Silver Saint.

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 19:56:57


At 11/11/07 07:54 PM, Gendo wrote:
At 11/11/07 07:50 PM, smc316 wrote: i'll just hold a grudge towards my brother for the rest of my life.
Learn a martial art,

I actually am a blue belt in tai quan doe, but there is little someone can do againest someone with a axe. It looks much easier in the movies, tv and anime than it rerally is.


This situation just reeks of The Silver Saint.

Agreed.

At 11/11/07 07:54 PM, Nig-Bot wrote: I DETECT SPAM > > > > > STOP POSTING IN THIS TOPIC OR YOU WILL BE BANNED

Back seat modding are we?


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 20:03:14


At 11/11/07 07:56 PM, smc316 wrote: I actually am a blue belt in tai quan doe, but there is little someone can do againest someone with a axe. It looks much easier in the movies, tv and anime than it rerally is.

That's why you need to learn Hokuto Shinken.

One "Tensho Hyakuretsu Ken" would have been all you'd need to crush the axe to dust and cause grievous injury to your crazy brother.

Agreed.

The OVA coming out late this year is going to be amazing.

I can tell.

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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 20:05:56


At 11/11/07 08:03 PM, Gendo wrote: One "Tensho Hyakuretsu Ken" would have been all you'd need to crush the axe to dust and cause grievous injury to your crazy brother.

Quoted for the fucking truth!

Agreed.
The OVA coming out late this year is going to be amazing.

Theres gonna be a ova? Where the hell have I been?!


I can tell.

I bet!

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Moar liek "Obvious shitty troll".

Moar liek "Obvious alt".


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 20:06:18


Why did you get arrested over the word fuck?

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 20:10:22


At 11/11/07 08:06 PM, CleansingFlame wrote: Why did you get arrested over the word fuck?

How about you read the thread and find out it was actually my brother who was arrested and it was because he attacked me with an axe over the word fuck. Lazy faggot.


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 20:12:48


lolz, my little brother is like that, luckily I'm physically superior and can restrain him most of the time.

we had a fight over who got to use the phone once, he hit me with a jones soda bottle on the back of my neck : <. lolz

I have more self control, so I pushed him away and restrained him until he promised to calm down. I'm 17, he's 14. but damn I can't imagine him comin' at me with an axe O_O. you're a lucky sonova gun, your bro actually coulda killed you.


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 20:19:08


Why did you tell him to fuck off?

Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 20:19:19


false


I dont much give you respect kind sir

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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 20:19:35


your lucky that I was not your brother or I would of . . .

first snapped your back so you would be paralized, then I would take the biggest knife then cut around your throat all the way to your lower back, then open the gash up, and cut your flesh off, into a steak shape, then I would twist your limbs in to a 360% angle, then I would turn you around and cut your stomach open then slice down and around to take out your internal organs and cut your small intesten, open then your bladder aswell. then I would cut all the flesh off of you below your rib cage. so there would be only a spine left, then I would twist the spine till it breaks off.

then I would stab your skull five times with a fork, after that I would grab you by the jaw then throw you down hard, after all that I would grab a large stone and smash your head in until it turns into mush. then I would turn on the stove and burn my own hand, and stab my self in the knee cap and go to a ditch and fill the ditch with blood, as I cry my self to sleep. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .


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Response to I was just assaulted... 2007-11-11 20:30:35


At 11/11/07 08:19 PM, CautionTape wrote: Why did you tell him to fuck off?

Because he refused to let me go upstairs and get bandages for my bleeding hands. Actually read the thread before posting like a fag.

At 11/11/07 08:19 PM, killerjeff wrote: your lucky that I was not your brother or I would of . . .

You are realitvely disturbing.

At 11/11/07 08:12 PM, HeliosStar wrote: lolz, my little brother is like that, luckily I'm physically superior and can restrain him most of the time.

Oh yes, your brother comes at you an axe all the time over the f word.


I have more self control, so I pushed him away and restrained him until he promised to calm down. I'm 17, he's 14. but damn I can't imagine him comin' at me with an axe O_O. you're a lucky sonova gun, your bro actually coulda killed you.

We almost never actua;lly fight, let alone come at each other with a weapon. Whatever happened to him, it must have happened over night rather than over the course of a long time.

At 11/11/07 08:19 PM, russface wrote: false

Short, worthless post. Also its true.


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