At 6/20/03 04:17 PM, MALforpresident wrote:

At 6/20/03 01:54 PM, warriormage wrote:

*walks over to warriormage...points and laughs*
haha, old people suck

*trips warriormage and laughs histarically*

*stands up slowly*
*starts beating MALforpresident with cane*
I'll teach you some respect boy! I was voting on movies here and stuff already when your dad was still in diapers!
*keeps on beating*

At 6/21/03 11:12 AM, warriormage wrote:

*stands up slowly*
*starts beating MALforpresident with cane*
I'll teach you some respect boy! I was voting on movies here and stuff already when your dad was still in diapers!
*keeps on beating*

*steals cane*
Yoink!
*runs off dragging MALforpresidents battered body*
Hmmm, I wonder if this one will taste as good in a pie....

At 6/21/03 11:17 AM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote:

At 6/21/03 11:12 AM, warriormage wrote:

*steals cane*
Yoink!
*runs off dragging MALforpresidents battered body*
Hmmm, I wonder if this one will taste as good in a pie....

*falls on ground*
*moans in pain*
How dare you disrespect an old man? At least I still have some money.........

*thinks to self*
*bangs head on the wall*

*a herd of fat, drunk, grey-bearded men stampede through the streets* Watch out, it's the Running of the Hemmingways!

At 6/21/03 11:35 AM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *thinks to self*
*bangs head on the wall*

Don't do that!
*pulls Anime_Goddess away from wall*
You'll damage the wall! It's a perfectly good wall! Now it's all red with blood. *sigh* Another wall gone to waste, how sad.
*puts candles in front of wall*
*lights candles*

At 6/21/03 11:38 AM, warriormage wrote: *puts candles in front of wall*
*lights candles*

*watches warriormage chanting*

At 6/21/03 11:24 AM, warriormage wrote:

*falls on ground*
*moans in pain*
How dare you disrespect an old man? At least I still have some money.........

Aha!
*runs back, beats warriormage with stick, steals money, uses money to buy huge piecrust and starts baking MALforpresident*

*Walks into the room grumbling about no one understanding fancy words that obviously out smart n00bs like the lock crew (Damn them for quoting shakespear! No originality!) but are never really apriciated* 'Damn fools, when will they learn?'

*craves for some ice cream*

*Hands Anime Goddess a nice ice cream whilehe opts for a big huge..mahooosively long pogo stick to bounce about the room on, occationaly falling over from jumping too high*

At 6/21/03 01:24 PM, Darth-Clock wrote: *Hands Anime Goddess a nice ice cream*

*licks ice cream whilst playing in cement*

*Gets off pogo and suddenly goes all kung fu like and starts using the Incredible crow technique on anyone in his way (Excluding anyone thats in the following list: People above me level wise, above me in age e.c.t) potentialy knocking them out or even killing them while screaming like a mad mongol* 'Foor the Khan!'

At 6/21/03 01:33 PM, Darth-Clock wrote: *Gets off pogo*

*watches darth-clock enjoying himself barging through*
*is now stuck in cement*

*Draws his light sabre and cuts Anime Goddess out shaking his head in a half humoured half dissaopinted way* 'Cement is dangerous substance.... I find your lack of common sense.... arrousing...' xD Rofl.

At 6/21/03 01:40 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:

*is now stuck in cement*

Heh heh
*Starts eating MALforpresident*

At 6/21/03 01:42 PM, Darth-Clock wrote: *Draws his light sabre and cuts Anime Goddess out shaking his head in a half humoured half dissaopinted way* 'Cement is dangerous substance.... I find your lack of common sense.... arrousing...' xD Rofl.

*writes note to self* never play in cement
*goes off to run over harry potter fans with a bulldozer*

At 6/21/03 01:47 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *writes note to self* never play in cement
*goes off to run over harry potter fans with a bulldozer*

*rides a pony*

*Jumps on a copper bike and rides off to WHSmiths, just to plant a bomb there and blow it up* Burn! Burn! Burn my children of fire burn them all away! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! *Evil glee in eyes burn just like that fire... wait... it's getting a bit close...*

At 6/21/03 02:00 PM, Darth-Clock wrote: *Jumps on a copper bike and rides off to WHSmiths, just to plant a bomb there and blow it up* Burn! Burn! Burn my children of fire burn them all away! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! *Evil glee in eyes burn just like that fire... wait... it's getting a bit close...*

*commands cabbiteyes to piss on the fire*
*watches darth-clock burn*

At 6/21/03 02:00 PM, Darth-Clock wrote: *Jumps on a copper bike and rides off to WHSmiths, just to plant a bomb there and blow it up* Burn! Burn! Burn my children of fire burn them all away! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! *Evil glee in eyes burn just like that fire... wait... it's getting a bit close...*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! You could damage precious pie!

*Relaxes as he burns* 'Hey! I'm not burning pie.. I'm cooking it!' *Hands out pretty darn well cooked pie (In good way) to everyone as he feels a tingling sensation on his skin*

At 6/21/03 02:03 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! You could damage precious pie!

*herd of Hemmingway impersonators trample on pie*

At 6/21/03 02:08 PM, Darth-Clock wrote: *Relaxes as he burns* 'Hey! I'm not burning pie.. I'm cooking it!' *Hands out pretty darn well cooked pie (In good way) to everyone as he feels a tingling sensation on his skin*

*eyes gleam with power of the seven pies*
you...you...you.....YOU OVERCOOKED THE PIE
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Unleashes power causing Darth-clock to vapourise into microscopic chunks of chicken*

(I am known as PieClock in your world you know!)

Mmmmm I'm tastey. *Uses the force to regoin himself together, and apologises for his strange habbit of going insane* Now I must find something to entertain myself... hmmm... some 'educational flash' might do if you know what I mean ;)

*stares at my evil kitty*

*beats TheShadowOfLenin because he keeps saying he is an almightly pie that is alpowerful* stop... it.... now... mor...on!

Hey, I'm back! I can't be bothered looking at the previous like 25 pages I've missed, so is the lobby okay?

what did people donate?

*just come walking by, sees the flames, turns around and sees a girl this beautifull that she seems like a Goddes(yes i'm talking bout you anime_goddes), walks up to her and says: 'hey, how u doin'?' , does some kind of crappy magician trick and gives her 12 rozes*

At 6/21/03 04:11 PM, 1 wrote: Hey, I'm back! I can't be bothered looking at the previous like 25 pages I've missed, so is the lobby okay?

what did people donate?

*Rips off an arm and a leg and donates them*

An arm and a leg.