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The Real Life Game!!!

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 13:24:30


At 6/10/03 01:20 PM, -Z- wrote:
'Right, sorry about that, I had to get some muscle and skin implants...damn crocodiles. Cost me a fortune. You really can't get the pa...'

*Looks around*

'Hold on, why's everybody holding their eyes? Did I miss something?'

Yeah, look up.

*-Z- looks up, and Sunstar kicks him and he falls back into the crocodile pit*

What a nice day...

*Blood flies in every direction*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 13:28:45


At 6/10/03 01:24 PM, Sunstar wrote: Yeah, look up.

*-Z- looks up, and Sunstar kicks him and he falls back into the crocodile pit*

What a nice day...

*Blood flies in every direction*

'Gaaaaah! Curse you!'

*Dies in the most horrible way possible. Unless you count covering your genitalia in fish past and dipping them in a pool of hungry pirahna's, but we'll overlook that*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 13:40:59


So we're near crocodiles now. *sticks crocodile on big metal pin* I wonder how crocodile tastes. *crocodile bites in Warriormage's arm* AAAAAAAGHH! GET IF OFF GET IF OFF!


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 13:44:12


At 6/10/03 01:40 PM, warriormage wrote: So we're near crocodiles now. *sticks crocodile on big metal pin* I wonder how crocodile tastes. *crocodile bites in Warriormage's arm* AAAAAAAGHH! GET IF OFF GET IF OFF!

*points and laughs at warriormage*
oh.. *ahem* sorry.. I'd help you but i'm too lazy

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 13:47:55


*Starts laughing*

Now I can commece opperation, 'Universal Explosion', staring with planet Earth!

*Creates Nova Bomb*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 13:48:46


At 6/10/03 01:44 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/10/03 01:40 PM, warriormage wrote: So we're near crocodiles now. *sticks crocodile on big metal pin* I wonder how crocodile tastes. *crocodile bites in Warriormage's arm* AAAAAAAGHH! GET IF OFF GET IF OFF!
*points and laughs at warriormage*
oh.. *ahem* sorry.. I'd help you but i'm too lazy

WHAT!?! *screams some more* DAMN YOU!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS...... *keeps on flapping with arms wildly* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!! *runs off whilst bumping into Anime_Goddess, causing her to fall in the swamp*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 13:50:09


At 6/10/03 01:47 PM, Sunstar wrote: *Starts laughing*

Now I can commece opperation, 'Universal Explosion', staring with planet Earth!

*Creates Nova Bomb*

Since noone going to stop me, I'll just blow up the planet!

*Throws Nova Bomb at Earth*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 13:51:40


At 6/10/03 01:48 PM, warriormage wrote: WHAT!?! *screams some more* DAMN YOU!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS...... *keeps on flapping with arms wildly* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!! *runs off whilst bumping into Anime_Goddess, causing her to fall in the swamp*

*but is able to grab a vine, so I help myself out of the swamp*
*shoots those damn crocodiles*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 13:53:05


Finally, now that the crocodiles are dead I'm safe again to do this:
*slashes vine with sword*
and this
*intercepts nova bomb with Void spell*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 13:57:48


At 6/10/03 01:53 PM, warriormage wrote: Finally, now that the crocodiles are dead I'm safe again to do this:
*slashes vine with sword*

Uhh.. and I'm out of the swamp.
*quickly runs away before warriormage can do any harm*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 14:08:18


At 6/10/03 01:57 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/10/03 01:53 PM, warriormage wrote: Finally, now that the crocodiles are dead I'm safe again to do this:
*slashes vine with sword*
Uhh.. and I'm out of the swamp.
*quickly runs away before warriormage can do any harm*

Bloody hell, stop avoiding my attacks!
*picks Anime_Goddess up and throws her in the swamp*
*starts throwing dead crocodiles at her*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 14:14:16


At 6/10/03 02:08 PM, warriormage wrote: Bloody hell, stop avoiding my attacks!
*picks Anime_Goddess up and throws her in the swamp*
*starts throwing dead crocodiles at her*

*sighs* fine then.. I'll stay here in the swamp...
*pokes the dead crocodiles*
*mumbles* so much for shooting these st00pid crocodiles *mumble*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 14:20:06


At 6/10/03 02:14 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/10/03 02:08 PM, warriormage wrote: Bloody hell, stop avoiding my attacks!
*picks Anime_Goddess up and throws her in the swamp*
*starts throwing dead crocodiles at her*
*sighs* fine then.. I'll stay here in the swamp...
*pokes the dead crocodiles*
*mumbles* so much for shooting these st00pid crocodiles *mumble*

*grabs a shotgun*
*grabs a chair*
*sits on chair with shotgun whilst keeping a close eye on Anime_Goddess*
I won't let you leave. You'll stay right there, if you get hungry you can eat the crocodiles. If you get thirsty, you can try the swamp water. But you'll be going nowhere.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 14:21:08


*Planet blows up*

But now I'm back to FreezeMan, so I'm melting. =(

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 14:28:38


At 6/10/03 02:20 PM, warriormage wrote: I won't let you leave. You'll stay right there, if you get hungry you can eat the crocodiles. If you get thirsty, you can try the swamp water. But you'll be going nowhere.

*pokes one of the crocodile's eye out and chucks it at warriormage* you big bully..

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 14:32:08


At 6/10/03 02:28 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/10/03 02:20 PM, warriormage wrote: I won't let you leave. You'll stay right there, if you get hungry you can eat the crocodiles. If you get thirsty, you can try the swamp water. But you'll be going nowhere.
*pokes one of the crocodile's eye out and chucks it at warriormage* you big bully..

Flattering will get you nowhere. *evil grin*
*crushes eye ball with shoe*
Now dance!
*starts shooting at Anime_Goddess her feet*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 14:32:53


*returns and sees a lot of things happend while he was away*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 14:36:12


At 6/10/03 02:32 PM, warriormage wrote: Flattering will get you nowhere. *evil grin*
*crushes eye ball with shoe*
Now dance!
*starts shooting at Anime_Goddess her feet*

*stays put and yawns* Meh.. don't care

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 14:37:19


I'm ignored...

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 14:38:48


At 6/10/03 02:36 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/10/03 02:32 PM, warriormage wrote: Flattering will get you nowhere. *evil grin*
*crushes eye ball with shoe*
Now dance!
*starts shooting at Anime_Goddess her feet*
*stays put and yawns* Meh.. don't care

*aims directly at foot*
You WILL dance.
*click* uh oh *click click click click*
Now where did I put that ammo?
*stands up whilst slowly backing away*
Erh.....heheh...
*trips over chair*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 14:42:15


At 6/10/03 02:38 PM, warriormage wrote: Erh.....heheh...
*trips over chair*

*quickly runs up to warriormage and beats the life outta him*
*picks up the squished eyeball and forces him to eat it*
.. now that's over and done with..
*hugs* silly head

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 14:54:57


At 6/10/03 02:42 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/10/03 02:38 PM, warriormage wrote: Erh.....heheh...
*trips over chair*
*quickly runs up to warriormage and beats the life outta him*
*picks up the squished eyeball and forces him to eat it*
.. now that's over and done with..
*hugs* silly head

Guess there'll be no more fighting for a while. The eyeball was quite tasty though. *starts looking for more eyeballs in swamp*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 14:58:26


enters the room ...goes to the corner...takes of the dark shades...lits up a smoke....watches as anime_goddess beats the crap out f some guy...

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 14:58:38


At 6/10/03 02:54 PM, warriormage wrote:
Guess there'll be no more fighting for a while. The eyeball was quite tasty though. *starts looking for more eyeballs in swamp*

Go eat your own eyeballs.

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 15:06:14


At 6/10/03 02:58 PM, Sunstar wrote:
At 6/10/03 02:54 PM, warriormage wrote:
Guess there'll be no more fighting for a while. The eyeball was quite tasty though. *starts looking for more eyeballs in swamp*
Go eat your own eyeballs.

i don lik this dude....
*takes the chair beside him...bangs it on the back of his head*..that will keep him kool for a while

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 16:23:10


hey, I'm allowed a 10 minute break from black mage school :)

Cheack out wat I learned!

*everyone gathers round*

*levitates a pencil in the air*

*oooooooooooooooo*

*aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 16:26:50


ROFL i was thinking about making a thread called "newgrounds PNP" (pen and paper)
but i just figured i'd be insulted for my n00bness and the topic would die
*jacking off to the Feedback Research girl*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 17:07:00


*says good night to everyone and goes to bed*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 17:11:14


At 6/10/03 05:07 PM, D34M0N wrote: *says good night to everyone and goes to bed*

Wait! Take this with you!

*Gives him a clock and D34MON walks into his room*

Sucker...

*Everyone hears a liud explosion*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-10 17:27:36


At 6/10/03 03:06 PM, Phoenix_rage wrote:
Go eat your own eyeballs.
i don lik this dude....
*takes the chair beside him...bangs it on the back of his head*..that will keep him kool for a while

Whoa does anyone here need a band-aid?