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The Real Life Game!!!

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-01 19:31:24


At 7/1/03 07:29 PM, cow_cheese wrote: *nope still cant think of anything to say*

*hands cow_cheese a script* Will this help?


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-01 20:11:58


At 7/1/03 07:31 PM, mr_trivia wrote:
At 7/1/03 07:29 PM, cow_cheese wrote: *nope still cant think of anything to say*
*hands cow_cheese a script* Will this help?

Hey I need a script, too.

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-01 20:16:25


At 7/1/03 08:11 PM, Nicholas_D_Wolfwood wrote:
At 7/1/03 07:31 PM, mr_trivia wrote:
At 7/1/03 07:29 PM, cow_cheese wrote: *nope still cant think of anything to say*
*hands cow_cheese a script* Will this help?
Hey I need a script, too.

*returns with the sewage workers and hands Nicholas_D_Wolfwood a script(not covered in sewage)*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-01 20:20:44


At 7/1/03 07:23 PM, Saggi wrote: *takes flashskater and force feeds him the shit*

*Mouth full of shit saying: "Hmm... not bad!"*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-01 21:11:32


At 7/1/03 12:44 PM, warriormage wrote:
At 7/1/03 12:38 PM, mr_trivia wrote: *throws diet pills into the uber anus, causing it to lose its appetite and close its uber black hole*
Very nice, but it seems the uber anus left something behind.
*points to huge pile of shit*
Now who's going to clean that up?
*walks away quickly*

*sewage workers finally clean up giant pile of crap*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-01 21:18:38


*pops out of no where*
any body whant some cheese.
*disappers*


You lost your way and now you find you gave up your life you surrender your mind you arent who you wanted to be your just a reflection of society

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-02 04:28:18


*Collects some of the remaining shit*
*uses the shit to complete voodoo doll made from twigs*
*puts voodoo doll somewhere to dry*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-02 04:35:51


At 7/2/03 04:28 AM, warriormage wrote: *Collects some of the remaining shit*
*uses the shit to complete voodoo doll made from twigs*
*puts voodoo doll somewhere to dry*

*steps on doll* hehe, huh??? shit!

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-02 04:38:35


At 7/2/03 04:35 AM, sirevil1024 wrote:
At 7/2/03 04:28 AM, warriormage wrote: *Collects some of the remaining shit*
*uses the shit to complete voodoo doll made from twigs*
*puts voodoo doll somewhere to dry*
*steps on doll* hehe, huh??? shit!

AGH! My doll! You asshole!
*waves with fist in air*
*starts throwing rocks covered with shit at SirEvil*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-02 04:49:49


At 7/2/03 04:38 AM, warriormage wrote:
AGH! My doll! You asshole!
*waves with fist in air*
*starts throwing rocks covered with shit at SirEvil*

(thats got to be one of the funniest things I've ever said)
never throw stuff or shoot at me, you'll always miss

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-02 04:54:53


At 7/2/03 04:49 AM, sirevil1024 wrote:
At 7/2/03 04:38 AM, warriormage wrote:
AGH! My doll! You asshole!
*waves with fist in air*
*starts throwing rocks covered with shit at SirEvil*
(thats got to be one of the funniest things I've ever said)
never throw stuff or shoot at me, you'll always miss

Alright then.
*picks up large rock covered with shit*
*walks to SirEvil*
*Smashes rock in SirEvil's face*
There, I didn't throw it.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-02 06:10:53


*has played this game for years on aim and msn but never read this topic*
*thinks its funny but will probably never really play cuz its so hard to read so many pages*
*is very sorry and luffs you all*

k thx bai

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-02 06:12:46


At 7/2/03 06:10 AM, j3nnica wrote: *has played this game for years on aim and msn but never read this topic*
*thinks its funny but will probably never really play cuz its so hard to read so many pages*
*is very sorry and luffs you all*

k thx bai

You don't have to read all the pages, I never do. *grins evilly*
It's part of my evil plan.
*starts laughing maniacally*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-02 06:16:02


At 7/2/03 06:12 AM, warriormage wrote: You don't have to read all the pages, I never do. *grins evilly*
It's part of my evil plan.
*starts laughing maniacally*

but what if someone does something to you and you dont see it? like what if i stole your wallet and then you didnt know?

*steals your wallet*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-02 06:19:48


At 7/2/03 06:16 AM, j3nnica wrote:
At 7/2/03 06:12 AM, warriormage wrote:
but what if someone does something to you and you dont see it? like what if i stole your wallet and then you didnt know?

*steals your wallet*

Then I guess you stole my wallet. But there are other people around too.
*takes wallet back*
*punches j3nnica*
That's for stealing my wallet.

I hope I havent hit the 4 post limit, well, soon me gone anyway.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-02 06:24:58


I still got your creditcard, Wariormage.

The Real Life Game!!!


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-02 06:27:36


At 7/2/03 06:24 AM, D34M0N wrote: I still got your creditcard, Wariormage.

That's not my credit card. I don't take any credit cards with me when I go here.
*steals creditcard
But now it's mine anyway.
*runs away*
You'll never find me!
*hides behind shit covered tree*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-02 06:28:26


At 7/2/03 06:19 AM, warriormage wrote: Then I guess you stole my wallet. But there are other people around too.
*takes wallet back*
*punches j3nnica*
That's for stealing my wallet.

I hope I havent hit the 4 post limit, well, soon me gone anyway.

*rubs nose and cries like a big baby*
ok i see what you mean. so like other people if i decide to do this make sure you stand up for me if i dont see stuff that happens k?

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-02 06:30:00


At 7/2/03 06:27 AM, warriormage wrote: That's not my credit card. I don't take any credit cards with me when I go here.
*steals creditcard
But now it's mine anyway.
*runs away*
You'll never find me!
*hides behind shit covered tree*

*gets an ax and cuts the tree down, so it lands on Warriormage*
Well, it's also not my creditcard, and you said a while ago you lost it.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-02 06:30:44


*laughs at j3nnica* hahaha

"no-body cries in front of me"

"stand up for yourself boy!"

"go get ur credit card of that freak behind the shit cvered tree"

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-02 06:38:54


At 7/2/03 06:30 AM, RoyalRuss wrote: *laughs at j3nnica* hahaha
"stand up for yourself boy!"

J3nnica isn't a boy,stupid.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-02 06:42:38


*RoyalRuss feels ashamed*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-02 06:56:37


At 7/2/03 06:42 AM, RoyalRuss wrote: *RoyalRuss feels ashamed*

Hahaha.
*laughs at RoyalRuss*
Look on profile next time.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-02 09:53:00


*Is very hungry and starts chasing hobo for the sandwich*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-02 11:57:10


At 7/2/03 06:30 AM, D34M0N wrote:
At 7/2/03 06:27 AM, warriormage wrote: That's not my credit card. I don't take any credit cards with me when I go here.
*steals creditcard
But now it's mine anyway.
Well, it's also not my creditcard, and you said a while ago you lost it.

Give that back, It's mine. I use it to jimmy open locked doors.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-02 12:41:36


*Falls from sky into a large crate full of used porn*
AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
*Falls out onto road*
Whew, I am back and with new clothes! The power of the seven pies had transformed me into the NeoMage, with level 15 spells+Necromancy!


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-02 12:47:25


At 7/2/03 12:41 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote: Whew, I am back and with new clothes! The power of the seven pies had transformed me into the NeoMage, with level 15 spells+Necromancy!

*claps*
Congratulations.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-02 13:04:11


At 7/2/03 12:47 PM, D34M0N wrote:
*claps*
Congratulations.

I have a picture but it WONT LET ME POST IT!
STUPID FUCKING PEICE OF CRAP!!!


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-02 13:45:03


At 7/2/03 01:04 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote: I have a picture but it WONT LET ME POST IT!
STUPID FUCKING PEICE OF CRAP!!!

*Changes the whole thread of post, reminding people that this is just a game, and not real life..*

-- Talk about a reality check..

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-07-02 15:20:55


At 7/2/03 01:45 PM, bobwhizzihwbob wrote: *Changes the whole thread of post, reminding people that this is just a game, and not real life..*

-- Talk about a reality check..

*asks bobwhizzihwbob why his name is a palindrome*


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