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The Real Life Game!!!

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-01 14:14:14


*Is now suddenly confused about who's who and on who's side*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-01 14:16:25


At 8/1/03 02:11 PM, mr_trivia wrote:
At 8/1/03 02:03 PM, warriormage wrote:
At 8/1/03 02:01 PM, mr_trivia wrote:
At 8/1/03 10:34 AM, mr_trivia wrote:

I'm not religious, so I'll just sit back and watch. Because you're my commanding officer in Battle Royale, I'll lend you 20 battalions of my PieTroopers(5 of them are Cyborg/Android battalions). Try not to get my troops decimated, warriormage!

I don't need the battalions, let them stay in Battle Royale. The SCA there needs them for defense.

Fine then, you sit there and watch. But don't come crying to me when DonutPies have taken over and all true Pie has been destroyed. But I have got heathens to "show the light".
*continues with the Pie Inquisition*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-01 14:20:38


*escapes from Mental Asylum*

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!!

*runs away into woods*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-01 14:24:22


At 8/1/03 02:20 PM, dude666 wrote: *escapes from Mental Asylum*

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!!

*runs away into woods*

Ooohh, I have a nice idea.
*grabs shotgun*
It's time to Nut-Hunting.
*runs of in forest to pursue Dude666*

As for the religious war, me had enough of that. This isn't battle royale. You can keep the Executioner and stuff.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-01 14:29:51


At 8/1/03 02:16 PM, warriormage wrote: I don't need the battalions, let them stay in Battle Royale. The SCA there needs them for defense.

Fine then, you sit there and watch. But don't come crying to me when DonutPies have taken over and all true Pie has been destroyed. But I have got heathens to "show the light".
*continues with the Pie Inquisition*

I'll stand guard in Von Braun City and make sure Luna doesn't fall. *teleports to the pie factory in Von Braun City*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-01 14:36:50


*looks back and sees warriormage*

*starts running faster*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-01 14:38:45


At 8/1/03 02:36 PM, dude666 wrote: *looks back and sees warriormage*

*starts running faster*

*shoots*
*hits a tree close to Dude666*
This nutty runs good, I will enjoy this hunt.
*starts running faster too, occasionally firing at Dude666*
You can't run forever nutty!


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-01 15:00:28


*climbs up tree*

woooo! look at me! I'M A MONKAY!!

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-01 15:04:52


At 8/1/03 03:00 PM, dude666 wrote: *climbs up tree*

woooo! look at me! I'M A MONKAY!!

There you are!
*shoots Dude666 out of tree*
Now to make a trophy of him, his skull like in predator or should I stuff him?
*thinks*
I think I'll take his skull.
*starts working at Dude666's head till all the flesh is gone*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-01 15:16:21


*becomes a ghost*

har har! now you cant hurt me!

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-01 15:20:03


At 8/1/03 03:16 PM, dude666 wrote: *becomes a ghost*

har har! now you cant hurt me!

*Ghostbusters come in and capture dude666*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-01 15:29:24


damn.

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-01 15:32:04


ghostbusters equipment is too out of date so when they try to catch him the stuff blows up realeasing all the ghosts things back into existence


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-01 15:45:19


At 8/1/03 03:32 PM, DoomseekerSandman wrote: ghostbusters equipment is too out of date so when they try to catch him the stuff blows up realeasing all the ghosts things back into existence

That no problem.
*uses ghosts to make ghost Pies*
Hmmmmm, ghost Pie!
*tries to eat ghost Pie*
*fails to do so because Pie is completely transparant*
Too bad you can't eat ghost Pie :(.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-01 16:11:19


Fair enough, we will keep the war to the Battle Royale.
There we will lay waste to your puny forces.
Also we have the pie shield and sword as previously stated a while ago when Freezeman_Wolfwood attacked Darth Pie.
I'm in possession of the pie sword and he has the pie shield.

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-01 17:08:13


i have had a preak through! i combined a pie with a pig and made a pork pie! im a genius.
*eats pork pie*
mmmm, genius...

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-01 17:13:04


At 8/1/03 05:08 PM, mojohojojomo wrote: i have had a preak through! i combined a pie with a pig and made a pork pie! im a genius.
*eats pork pie*
mmmm, genius...

"I also made a new creation, it's called the liver pie!"
*tastes liver pie*
"Yuck"

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-01 17:17:33


At 8/1/03 05:09 PM, Freakish_Beast wrote: WTF, where the hell did this stupid topic come from, HOLY SHIT 111 pages.i might leave the bbs because of this stupid topic.

Don't let us stop you......


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-01 17:23:43


At 8/1/03 05:13 PM, Feelfree wrote:
"I also made a new creation, it's called the liver pie!"
*tastes liver pie*
"Yuck"

*evil cackle*
im a a far superior pientist than you
*evil cackle*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-02 18:03:17


At 8/1/03 05:23 PM, mojohojojomo wrote:
At 8/1/03 05:13 PM, Feelfree wrote:
"I also made a new creation, it's called the liver pie!"
*tastes liver pie*
"Yuck"
*evil cackle*
im a a far superior pientist than you
*evil cackle*

*trows rest of liver pie at mojohojojomo's head for cackling in an evilish way*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-02 18:09:04


At 8/1/03 05:23 PM, mojohojojomo wrote:
*evil cackle*
im a a far superior pientist than you
*evil cackle*

I have made the greatest pie by far! I present to you... The NG Pie!
*Eats it*
Mmm... Pie. =)

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-02 18:19:50


At 8/2/03 06:09 PM, FreezeMan_Wolfwood wrote:
I have made the greatest pie by far! I present to
you... The NG Pie!
*Eats it*
Mmm... Pie. =)

And, ehm.. What would exactly be in the NG Pie? One of the Fulps? LOL

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-02 18:25:00


At 8/2/03 06:19 PM, Feelfree wrote: And, ehm.. What would exactly be in the NG Pie? One of the Fulps? LOL

NEVER! I would never do that!
*Takes out a Sherbert Pie* >:)
Mmm... another pie.
Want a slice?

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-02 18:25:18


Osama And his chicken ranch folk walk in,
Osama introduces his ranch freinds,
why here's betsy my half women hald goat german wife,
and old ralphy who we keep shooting but never goes down,
and the chickens all 321 of them!
*looks down at 1 of the chickens*
on the topic of pie's hmm chicken pie.....
*censored*
*censored*
mmm good pie ha ha mere mortals you can-not stop osama and his chickens in a pie contest
IT CANNOT BE DONE!! MWA HA HA *strokes bierd*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-02 18:28:03


At 8/2/03 06:25 PM, Osamabitathatchicken wrote: mmm good pie ha ha mere mortals you can-not stop osama and his chickens in a pie contest
IT CANNOT BE DONE!! MWA HA HA *strokes bierd*

Who cares. I have a Sherbert Pie. =P
*Meow comes from Pie*
Hehehe...
*Eats pie, quickly*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-02 18:39:41


ha ha sherbot pie thats enough to make my chicken pie laugh ha de ha and yes it does laugh and moves.....:O

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-02 18:41:35


my post is at the top of page 111!!111!1!!!! lol.

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-02 18:42:38


At 8/2/03 06:39 PM, Osamabitathatchicken wrote: ha ha sherbot pie thats enough to make my chicken pie laugh ha de ha and yes it does laugh and moves.....:O

I hope Tom doesn't read that post...
*Starts imagining Tom beating Wolfwood upside the head with a chair*
Help me...

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-02 21:02:00


At 8/1/03 02:03 PM, warriormage wrote:
Yes, it IS a religious war. Join me in my holy fight! Join the crusades of Pie! They are fouling Pie by combining it with donut, it is evil!!!
They are blasphemers, HEATHENS I TELL YOU!!! SPAWN OF THE ONE WHO HATES PIE!!!!

Hey, I didn't invent donut pie so please cease to attack my warships even if they do offend your religion (Which incidentally I am the god of).
Do you not remember my holy teachings? All pie is good no matter what form it comes in, to wish to destroy the donut pie is blasphemy in itself. In effect YOU are the heathen for befouling my sacred words, the power of the seven pies shall destroy your soul for defying it.

Also Miroku has my blessing to use the sheild of the seven pies as he sees fit.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-08-02 23:45:20


At 8/2/03 09:02 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote: Also Miroku has my blessing to use the sheild of the seven pies as he sees fit.

AWWWWWWWWWWW fucking sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet>:D
*Warriorimage fires his ships superlasers directly at Miroku and they reflect off the mighty pie shield and destroy Warriorimage's ships*