yup, the secret weapon is.........................................................................
...my little sailboat. hahaha

At 7/30/03 07:05 PM, Lord_Miroku_Sama wrote:

At 7/30/03 06:59 PM, playswithsquirrels wrote: OKAY! Can do little buddy.

*Darth Monk holds out hand and squirrel person falls over choking*
Don't call me little buddy skipper>:(

HA... HA, hehe. Alright, can do... sir? So, can I join or not?

At 7/30/03 07:32 PM, playswithsquirrels wrote: HA... HA, hehe. Alright, can do... sir? So, can I join or not?

Well I guess so, you will be known as Darth Squirrel.

HaHa, I am Darth Squirrel, I'm going to eat your soul! Oh wait, thats Evil Dead. My Schwartz is bigger than yours! Damn, Spaceballs. HaHA! I give up. **Eats a donut pie** MMMmmm, donut pies, I love, I will never leave you. Anybody fuck with me, and you'll get your ass beat!

What's a donut pie? Are you combining two different pastries to create a more delicious one?

DonutPie!?! How dare you! That's blasphemy! Pie must not be fouled by combining it with a donut, it will affect it's purity!!! IS NOTHING SACRED IN THIS WORLD ANYMORE!????!!?
*grabs all donutpies*
I will destroy these foul blasphemous creations
*starts throwing all the donutpies into an oven, burning them all to ashes*
It is done, there shall be no more blasphemy.

At 7/31/03 11:16 AM, warriormage wrote: DonutPie!?! How dare you! That's blasphemy! Pie must not be fouled by combining it with a donut, it will affect it's purity!!! IS NOTHING SACRED IN THIS WORLD ANYMORE!????!!?
*grabs all donutpies*
I will destroy these foul blasphemous creations
*starts throwing all the donutpies into an oven, burning them all to ashes*
It is done, there shall be no more blasphemy.

*mr_trivia's Lunar Pietroopers storm the DonutPie bakeries across the Solar system* I've got you covered, sir.

Darth Brooks appeares in his sailboat. MWUHAHAHAHA

At 7/31/03 11:34 AM, michelinman wrote: Darth Brooks appeares in his sailboat. MWUHAHAHAHA

*fires torpedo at sailboat*

*the sailboats legendary pie shield deflects the torpedo* fewel do you really think our secret weapon sailboat would destroy easy?

At 7/31/03 11:16 AM, warriormage wrote: DonutPie!?! How dare you! That's blasphemy! Pie must not be fouled by combining it with a donut, it will affect it's purity!!! IS NOTHING SACRED IN THIS WORLD ANYMORE!????!!?
*grabs all donutpies*
I will destroy these foul blasphemous creations
*starts throwing all the donutpies into an oven, burning them all to ashes*
It is done, there shall be no more blasphemy.

*makes another batch just to irratate warriormage*
Blasphemy? no, my fewelish firend, soo 'twill be a whole other religion! muhahahahh!
*chokes*

At 7/31/03 11:41 AM, mojohojojomo wrote:

At 7/31/03 11:16 AM, warriormage wrote:

*makes another batch just to irratate warriormage*
Blasphemy? no, my fewelish firend, soo 'twill be a whole other religion! muhahahahh!
*chokes*

What? You dare question the Grand Church of The Great Holy Pie!?! That's it.
*starts anm Inquisition for the Pie Church*
All blasphemers will be tortured and burnt at the stake.
*summons some gaurds to carry away Mojohojojomo for torture and an execution later on*
*destroys the new batch*

At 7/31/03 11:46 AM, warriormage wrote: What? You dare question the Grand Church of The Great Holy Pie!?! That's it.
*starts anm Inquisition for the Pie Church*
All blasphemers will be tortured and burnt at the stake.
*summons some gaurds to carry away Mojohojojomo for torture and an execution later on*
*destroys the new batch*

<\starwasrsripoff> By striking me down, you will only make me more powerful than you can imagine. <\starwarsrippoff>

At 7/31/03 11:41 AM, mojohojojomo wrote: *makes another batch just to irratate warriormage*
Blasphemy? no, my fewelish firend, soo 'twill be a whole other religion! muhahahahh!
*chokes*

You couldn't have made another batch. My Pietroopers destroyed every Donutpie bakery in the Solar system. Where did you make this new batch? Alpha Centauri?

nope, my little sailboat blew that place up too.

At 7/31/03 12:30 PM, michelinman wrote: nope, my little sailboat blew that place up too.

Your little sailboat blew up Alpha Centauri?

the pie alliance already announced it was the secret weapon.

The Grand Church of The Great Holy Pie will now begin the trial of Mojohojojomo.
*5 minutes pass by behind closed doors*
Mojohojojomo has been found guilty of blasphemy, for this he will burn.
*puts Mojohojojomo on the stake*
*sets the stake and Mojohojojomo on fire*
That will teach you and your blasphemy! At least till you respawn....

*Sits in a bunker surrounded by steaming donut pies, glad that I stocked up*

At 7/31/03 01:15 PM, shadowman3001 wrote: *Sits in a bunker surrounded by steaming donut pies, glad that I stocked up*

*mr_trivia's Pietroopers storm in and destroy the remaining donut pies*

The donuts, people, aren't we forgetting somthing?

"You'll never take them all! Donut-pies shall live on in all their rightful glory! You just wait!"

At 7/31/03 01:18 PM, mr_trivia wrote:

At 7/31/03 01:15 PM, shadowman3001 wrote: *Sits in a bunker surrounded by steaming donut pies, glad that I stocked up*

*mr_trivia's Pietroopers storm in and destroy the remaining donut pies*

didnt i kill you in a dream?

As the Donutpies and the pies idiotically battle to their ends, the donutholes hide in a underground quarters divising their plan...

Of donuglobe domination!

Mwa hahahahahaha!

At 7/31/03 01:22 PM, shadowman3001 wrote: "You'll never take them all! Donut-pies shall live on in all their rightful glory! You just wait!"

Don't you realize it? Donut-pies are nothing but blasphemy! Those are unholy! IT IS EVIL!!! You have been fooled by The One Who Hates Pie, the donut-pies MUST be destroyed! It is our sacred mission to protect Pie and the world from such evil things.
*destroys all donut-pie recipes so that none can make a new one*

At 7/31/03 01:30 PM, dude666 wrote: didnt i kill you in a dream?

How sholud I know? Am I supposed to mentally probe you?

*Walks onto where ever the hell you people are and starts eating a tuna sandwhich and drinking some milk*

As you wish, the Holey donuts will join with the pies in their sacred duty to rid of the Donutpies.

*Throws a stale donut-pie (Of doooom!!!) at a window of the Grand Church of The Great Holy Pie. Ahahahahaha! Take that, you pie-faced bastards!

As the donutpie of doom hit the Grand church of pies, the minister of Holey donuts was in the building writing The Peace Treaty of Donuts and Pies.

But luckily the Donutpie of doom flies straight through the donuthole!