At 7/31/03 01:45 PM, shadowman3001 wrote: *Throws a stale donut-pie (Of doooom!!!) at a window of the Grand Church of The Great Holy Pie. Ahahahahaha! Take that, you pie-faced bastards!

Damn you heretics and your evil donut-pies!!
*sends the Pie-squad to arrest Shadowman3001*
HEATHENS!!!!

Well im a Krispy-kreme donut with an army of my fellow holeys, and i've got connections..

CALLING LUCKY!

HERE BOY COME CLEAN UP THIS DONUT-PIE MESS!!!

At 7/31/03 01:34 PM, warriormage wrote: It is our sacred mission to protect Pie and the
world from such evil things.

I thought it was our sacred mission to mark all know toilets? Or has that been finished already?

At 7/31/03 02:18 PM, Feelfree wrote:

At 7/31/03 01:34 PM, warriormage wrote: It is our sacred mission to protect Pie and the
world from such evil things.

I thought it was our sacred mission to mark all know toilets? Or has that been finished already?

That too, that too......
*publishes book called: "toilets in Europe"*

At 7/31/03 01:39 PM, mr_trivia wrote:

At 7/31/03 01:30 PM, dude666 wrote: didnt i kill you in a dream?

How sholud I know? Am I supposed to mentally probe you?

i think we both know the answer to that

At 7/31/03 02:23 PM, dude666 wrote:

At 7/31/03 01:39 PM, mr_trivia wrote:

At 7/31/03 01:30 PM, dude666 wrote: didnt i kill you in a dream?

How sholud I know? Am I supposed to mentally probe you?

i think we both know the answer to that

*Police drag dude666 back to the Mental Asylum he escaped from* What size straightjacket do you wear? Small, Medium, or Extra-Crazy?

medium thanks.

At 7/31/03 02:49 PM, dude666 wrote: medium thanks.

*is a security guard*
thats thanks doctor sir to you!
*beats him with a truncheon*

At 7/31/03 01:52 PM, warriormage wrote:

At 7/31/03 01:45 PM, shadowman3001 wrote: *Throws a stale donut-pie (Of doooom!!!) at a window of the Grand Church of The Great Holy Pie. Ahahahahaha! Take that, you pie-faced bastards!

Damn you heretics and your evil donut-pies!!
*sends the Pie-squad to arrest Shadowman3001*
HEATHENS!!!!

You'll never take me alive! *pulls out two tale donut-pies of doom shooters' and begins laying waste to the damned pie-squads*

At 7/31/03 04:13 PM, shadowman3001 wrote:
You'll never take me alive! *pulls out two tale donut-pies of doom shooters' and begins laying waste to the damned pie-squads*

Hey you, stole my idea for donut pies!!
*beats the poop out of him*
no but seriously i get protective over things i ahve done so dont steal them kthnxbie.

The dark side will never faulter to the likes of you rebel scum>:)
*Darth Monk fires the Executioner's main donutpie array blowing the Church of the holy pie to hell*

At 7/31/03 04:47 PM, mojohojojomo wrote: Hey you, stole my idea for donut pies!!
*beats the poop out of him*
no but seriously i get protective over things i ahve done so dont steal them kthnxbie.

(Didn't steal the idea, just a few pies ;))

*takes off clothes* MAN I LOVE PIE OOOOOO LEMON MARANGE *jumps in a pool of pudding* my mommy says I'm special *long silence*

*wakes up, yawns* "man i have been asleep in that gutter for entirely to long 4 whole pages, could use some cheesecake right bout now"

At 7/31/03 05:27 PM, BillofBob wrote: *takes off clothes* MAN I LOVE PIE OOOOOO LEMON MARANGE *jumps in a pool of pudding* my mommy says I'm special *long silence*

shes only saying that because youre about to die!
*sticks a shotgun in his mouth and pulls the trigger...

...only to find thre are no bullets.*
help me.
*runs*

(ok just i like to be proud for inventing donut pie sm3001)

Umm ok, so who wants to join my ranks of l33t pietroopers?
I might need to build a few more warships, but only for the more experienced users.

At 7/31/03 07:46 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote: Umm ok, so who wants to join my ranks of l33t pietroopers?
I might need to build a few more warships, but only for the more experienced users.

I've recruited a few more people, i forgot what their usernames are though.
One of them was playswithsquirrels and he's now Darth Squirrel.

Ok Michelinman, you now command the Obsidian breath, our main scientific research ship.
And squirrel-feelery-guy, you are one of my Captains, you will answer to me and the other generals.

At 7/31/03 08:29 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote: Ok Michelinman, you now command the Obsidian breath, our main scientific research ship.
And squirrel-feelery-guy, you are one of my Captains, you will answer to me and the other generals.

Oh yea and don't forget that Mojohojojomo guy, he's interested in joining due to our using donut pies as a recruiting strategy.
the fewels tried to stop us from using donut pie because they said it was evil so I blew up the Church of the Holy Pie.

Mohojomowhatsit can command the Voidrunner, in charge of surveilance and tactical espionage.
But dont destroy any more piechurches ok? I am the true pie avatar and embody everything the religion stands for, I am effectively their Jesus Christ and will live untill the pie is no more.

I have to go now, I want to watch a program about people who get jars and spoons and stuff stuck inside them......American TV is so bizzarre......

At 7/31/03 09:00 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote: Mohojomowhatsit can command the Voidrunner, in charge of surveilance and tactical espionage.
But dont destroy any more piechurches ok? I am the true pie avatar and embody everything the religion stands for, I am effectively their Jesus Christ and will live untill the pie is no more.

I have to go now, I want to watch a program about people who get jars and spoons and stuff stuck inside them......American TV is so bizzarre......

actually i'll be a pientist. a pie scientist. after all i did inent the donut pie. and i just invented the piesicle. revolutionairy frozen pie techology. we even got on a model 2004B stick. pretty impresive, huh?

At 7/31/03 09:00 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote: But dont destroy any more piechurches ok?

Well that infidel Warriorimage was pretending to be some kind of holyman saying that our donut pies were sacreligious, i only destroyed the place so his preaching could not corrupt others.

AARGH!! MY CHURCH!! Pietican will have revenge for this!
*brings out some holy Pie relics*
*teleports self onto Executioner*
*starts killing the heathens and blowing stuff up with the relics on the Executioner*

At 8/1/03 05:08 AM, warriormage wrote: AARGH!! MY CHURCH!! Pietican will have revenge for this!
*brings out some holy Pie relics*
*teleports self onto Executioner*
*starts killing the heathens and blowing stuff up with the relics on the Executioner*

This is a religious war?

At 8/1/03 05:08 AM, warriormage wrote: AARGH!! MY CHURCH!! Pietican will have revenge for this!
*brings out some holy Pie relics*
*teleports self onto Executioner*
*starts killing the heathens and blowing stuff up with the relics on the Executioner*

The executioner has a special shield that prevents teleportattion, it's fueled from the power of the seven pies.
That means it's far more powerful than any of your relics leaving you to "Accidently" teleport yourself into space.
Anyways now that you're in space>:)
*Executioner turns around so engines face Warriorimage*
Full speed>:)
*Warriorimage gets burnt to a crisp and falls back to Earth*

*is confused*
"I must've clicked the wrong link, I'm in battle royale!"
*scrolls up*
"Wait a sec.. This is still The real life game, is it?

At 8/1/03 10:53 AM, Lord_Miroku_Sama wrote:

At 8/1/03 05:08 AM, warriormage wrote:

The executioner has a special shield that prevents teleportattion, it's fueled from the power of the seven pies.
That means it's far more powerful than any of your relics leaving you to "Accidently" teleport yourself into space.
Anyways now that you're in space>:)
*Executioner turns around so engines face Warriorimage*
Full speed>:)
*Warriorimage gets burnt to a crisp and falls back to Earth*

*uses the faith in the Great Core Pie to safely land on Earth*
AAARGH! The Heathens are abusing our holy relics! How dare you use the power of seven Pies!!! The Great Core Pie will denie you all Pie for all eternity for this!!
*uses Pie-shield disrupter to disrupt the shield of the Executioner*
Damn you for making me do this.
*launches many Pie-missiles of Doom*
*watches as Pie-missiles hit the engines of the Executioner and as the Executioner falls into Earths atmosphere and is being burned to ashes*
The Great Core Pie will judge thee.....

At 8/1/03 10:34 AM, mr_trivia wrote:

At 8/1/03 05:08 AM, warriormage wrote: AARGH!! MY CHURCH!! Pietican will have revenge for this!
*brings out some holy Pie relics*
*teleports self onto Executioner*
*starts killing the heathens and blowing stuff up with the relics on the Executioner*

This is a religious war?

Why won't you answer my question?

At 8/1/03 02:01 PM, mr_trivia wrote:

At 8/1/03 10:34 AM, mr_trivia wrote:

At 8/1/03 05:08 AM, warriormage wrote:

This is a religious war?

Why won't you answer my question?

Sorry, me not saw.

Yes, it IS a religious war. Join me in my holy fight! Join the crusades of Pie! They are fouling Pie by combining it with donut, it is evil!!!
They are blasphemers, HEATHENS I TELL YOU!!! SPAWN OF THE ONE WHO HATES PIE!!!!

At 8/1/03 02:03 PM, warriormage wrote:

At 8/1/03 02:01 PM, mr_trivia wrote:

At 8/1/03 10:34 AM, mr_trivia wrote:

At 8/1/03 05:08 AM, warriormage wrote:

This is a religious war?

Why won't you answer my question?

Sorry, me not saw.

Yes, it IS a religious war. Join me in my holy fight! Join the crusades of Pie! They are fouling Pie by combining it with donut, it is evil!!!
They are blasphemers, HEATHENS I TELL YOU!!! SPAWN OF THE ONE WHO HATES PIE!!!!

I'm not religious, so I'll just sit back and watch. Because you're my commanding officer in Battle Royale, I'll lend you 20 battalions of my PieTroopers(5 of them are Cyborg/Android battalions). Try not to get my troops decimated, warriormage!