At 7/30/03 03:24 PM, mr_trivia wrote:
*mojohojojomo's skateboard rolls across the
sidewalk and hits a guy on a cell phone, who steps
on it and runs into the display window of a Mafia
pizzaria*

*on phone*
"Yes hun"
"No hun"
"'course hun"
"Argh! A skateboard*
*rolls away on board*
"No! Not the maffia pizzeria!!"
*gets shot*

*walks out with his hair greased back* what due you want wif us? we dun nofing wrong. *pulls out an uzi* gif me your walles

At 7/30/03 03:32 PM, michelinman wrote: *walks out with his hair greased back* what due you
want wif us? we dun nofing wrong. *pulls out an
uzi* gif me your walles

*gives wallet to michelinman*
*waits for michelinman to turn around*
*hits michelinman over the head with skateboard*
*steals michelinmans wallet and uzi*
"haha!!!"

At 7/30/03 03:29 PM, Feelfree wrote: *on phone*
"Yes hun"
"No hun"
"'course hun"
"Argh! A skateboard*
*rolls away on board*
"No! Not the maffia pizzeria!!"
*gets shot*

<\italianaccent>yeah, so next time you want a pizza, use the front door.<\italianaccent>
*holsters gun*

WARRIORMAGE! You bastard, we still can't start that war for another two weeks!

At 7/30/03 04:32 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote: WARRIORMAGE! You bastard, we still can't start that war for another two weeks!

Let's start it now.
*Blasts TheShadowOfLenin to bits*

At 7/30/03 04:33 PM, FreezeMan_Wolfwood wrote: Let's start it now.
*Blasts TheShadowOfLenin to bits*

Fewel he has the legendary pie shield, your weak attacks will never damage it:P

At 7/30/03 04:34 PM, Lord_Miroku_Sama wrote:

Fewel he has the legendary pie shield, your weak attacks will never damage it:P

Well said.
By the way were you interested in becoming one of my generals for the coming war?

At 7/30/03 04:44 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote:
Well said.
By the way were you interested in becoming one of my generals for the coming war?

What war? I'm sorry but I haven't posted in a while, so I'm a little lost.

At 7/30/03 04:44 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote: By the way were you interested in becoming one of my generals for the coming war?

Maybe.......what ship would I have command of?

At 7/30/03 04:50 PM, Lord_Miroku_Sama wrote:

At 7/30/03 04:44 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote: By the way were you interested in becoming one of my generals for the coming war?

Maybe.......what ship would I have command of?

Whichever you want, I would prefer it if you commanded the Executioner though, as I will need it for the main assault.

At 7/30/03 04:53 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote: Whichever you want, I would prefer it if you commanded the Executioner though, as I will need it for the main assault.

Oh that's pretty sweet, I'd be glad to help>:)
*Miroku uses Executioner's heat ray to melt Freezeman for attacking Darth Pie*
Can I be Darth Monk?

At 7/30/03 04:47 PM, FreezeMan_Wolfwood wrote:

What war? I'm sorry but I haven't posted in a while, so I'm a little lost.

In Battle Royale me+Warriormage (with our generals) are fighting for control of the universe (Im the bad guy, he's the good guy).
Want to join one of us?

At 7/30/03 04:58 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote:
In Battle Royale me+Warriormage (with our generals) are fighting for control of the universe (Im the bad guy, he's the good guy).
Want to join one of us?

Well since Miroku attacked me and I attacked you I guess I'm with the good guys.
*Takes off running*

**Is standing in the middle of a field and is about to die of starvation because of lack of food for the last 7 MINUTES O_O. Then a hamburger falls out of the sky and lands in his hand. He wonders wether he should eat it or not. He is starving, but it fell out of the sky. Where did it come from. He eventually decides to eat it. Then he takles a fumo wrestler and begins to scream "Mine is the one that has superior cheesecakes to yours!"**

At 7/30/03 05:00 PM, FreezeMan_Wolfwood wrote: Well since Miroku attacked me and I attacked you I guess I'm with the good guys.
*Takes off running*

You cannot escape Darth Monk fewel>:)
*Executioner fires main array deep frying Freezeman*

At 7/30/03 05:13 PM, Lord_Miroku_Sama wrote: You cannot escape Darth Monk fewel>:)
*Executioner fires main array deep frying Freezeman*

But who said I was FreezeMan? I'm Wolfwood in this topic. XP

At 7/30/03 05:17 PM, FreezeMan_Wolfwood wrote:

At 7/30/03 05:13 PM, Lord_Miroku_Sama wrote: You cannot escape Darth Monk fewel>:)
*Executioner fires main array deep frying Freezeman*

But who said I was FreezeMan? I'm Wolfwood in this topic. XP

muhahahaha! a silver bullet to the heart shall kill you then.
*shoots silver bullet into wolfwood, who meerly brushes it off* *runs*

At 7/30/03 05:20 PM, mojohojojomo wrote:
muhahahaha! a silver bullet to the heart shall kill you then.
*shoots silver bullet into wolfwood, who meerly brushes it off* *runs*

You retard! I'm not a werewolf!
*Takes Cross Punisher and wacks mojohojojomo upside the head*

At 7/30/03 05:24 PM, FreezeMan_Wolfwood wrote: You retard! I'm not a werewolf!
*Takes Cross Punisher and wacks mojohojojomo upside the head*

grrr! now i was going lightly on you, but now youve made me angry, and you leave me no choice. im going to have to.... run faster!
*sprints away over fields and hills*

**Realizes the sumo wrestler is very fat, then he jumps off and runs away. He shoots avril lavigne in the head, then he shoots good charlotte in the head. then he shoots blink 182 in the head. then he shoots every gay band who thinks they are punk but are actually really gay. Then he throws some pop rocks in his mouth and smiles. Then he finds a turtle and climbs on and races a hare.**

At 7/30/03 05:29 PM, mojohojojomo wrote: grrr! now i was going lightly on you, but now youve made me angry, and you leave me no choice. im going to have to.... run faster!
*sprints away over fields and hills*

Hmmmmm the running is strong ith this one.
Come Mojohojojomo join the dark side, we've got yummy pies;)

At 7/30/03 05:48 PM, Lord_Miroku_Sama wrote: Hmmmmm the running is strong ith this one.
Come Mojohojojomo join the dark side, we've got yummy pies;)

must... fight... pies...
*prays that they dont have donut pie, as he is doomed other wise*
gotta... make do with... cereal bars...

At 7/30/03 06:13 PM, mojohojojomo wrote: must... fight... pies...
*prays that they dont have donut pie, as he is doomed other wise*
gotta... make do with... cereal bars...

*Darth Monk eats a donut pie right in front of Mojohojojomo*
MMMM these sprinkles are delicious, too bad Mojohojojomo doesn't want any:P

DONUT PIES DONUT PIES DONUT PIES mmmmm. I like em when they are all... donuty. I'll take a donut pies. I'll MAKE a donut pie. can I have one????????? With sprinkles? I am dark. look at my symbol. Grrrrr. Granted, i am only level 2, which kinda sucks, but NOT FOR LONG!

At 7/30/03 06:37 PM, playswithsquirrels wrote: can I have one????????? With sprinkles? I am dark. look at my symbol. Grrrrr. Granted, i am only level 2, which kinda sucks, but NOT FOR LONG!

Well you have to join the dark side of the coming war and be okayed by Darth Pie.

At 7/30/03 03:36 PM, Feelfree wrote:

At 7/30/03 03:32 PM, michelinman wrote: *walks out with his hair greased back* what due you
want wif us? we dun nofing wrong. *pulls out an
uzi* gif me your walles

*gives wallet to michelinman*
*waits for michelinman to turn around*
*hits michelinman over the head with skateboard*
*steals michelinmans wallet and uzi*
"haha!!!"

yous gonna pay for dat one you bimbo get er boys *watches as ten thousand troops march out of the pizzaria and head after feelfree*

At 7/30/03 06:52 PM, Lord_Miroku_Sama wrote: Well you have to join the dark side of the coming war and be okayed by Darth Pie.

OKAY! Can do little buddy. How long is the war going to last?

im with the pie. im darth brooks. what warship do i get. *shadowoflenin points to a sailboat* *mutters sonofabitch under his breath*

At 7/30/03 06:59 PM, playswithsquirrels wrote: OKAY! Can do little buddy.

*Darth Monk holds out hand and squirrel person falls over choking*
Don't call me little buddy skipper>:(

How long is the war going to last?

It may last for all eternity but let it be known that we the Empire shall never be defeated for we have a secret weapon yet to be revealed...........mwahahahahahahahahahaha