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Thats right, a fuckin armadillo broke into my office today. Some dumbshit left the door open, and the little bastard ran right in! WTF? And then, because its the state animal, we cant kick him out! DAMMIT! So our boss made us leave because there was a risk of him attacking us, and THE CHEAP BASTARD MADE US CLOCK OUT. I lost 3 hours pay waiting for the damn animal control to come and then get the smelly turd out of there! DAMMIT!

And for you disbelieving pics or it didnt happen bastards, I have 3 pics that I will upload separately.

Thats me realizing that there is an armadillo, I tried to kick at the bastard to get him out of my cubicle!

You rike almadirro?

yup, thats an Armadillo alright

At 3/7/08 06:03 PM, MercatorMap wrote: its the state animal, we cant kick him out!

what?

Armadillos aren't in Iraq.

That's the most redneck thing I've heard in my life.

At 3/7/08 06:04 PM, LordZeebmork wrote: You rike almadirro?

Go back to school

HAHAHA oh shit.
Thats pretty funny.
I always thought Armadillos were neat little animals.
I would try to be-friend it, and then make it attack people. :3

Bahahahahahaha
That is so classy.

Theres another pic of the little bastard scuttling accross the floor...

You should have "accidentally fallen" on it, or "accidently dropped a box" on the bastard. Though I suppose the fine or whatever that could have happened wouldn't have been worth it.

Stop and think how awesome this is.

I almost caught one of those once, when I was little.

At 3/7/08 06:08 PM, MetalDart wrote: Stop and think how awesome this is.

Awesome? I lost 75 dollars because of that smelly bastard!

One of my female coworkers holding her hands up and screaming.

Is it just me, or does it look like he put a rubber toy on the floor and took a shaky picture of it?

But, then again, I don't think that a wild animal would stop and pose for the camera.

At 3/7/08 06:05 PM, MercatorMap wrote: Theres another pic of the little bastard scuttling accross the floor...

it looks soo cool i wanna roll it up and let it down the stairs.

all i have here are scorpions and rattlesnakes the're not that fun looking.

How big is your cubicle?

At 3/7/08 06:12 PM, Haynesyb0y wrote: How big is your cubicle?

5 feet by 5 feet.

I predict +5 pages and/or sig meme

At 3/7/08 06:05 PM, DemonX123 wrote:

At 3/7/08 06:04 PM, LordZeebmork wrote: You rike almadirro?

Go back to school

No! Almadirro are honorabre animar. Almadirro powelfur and stlong rike ninja.

At 3/7/08 06:05 PM, MercatorMap wrote: Theres another pic of the little bastard scuttling accross the floor...

That "little bastard" has taken your job

At 3/7/08 06:14 PM, LordZeebmork wrote:

At 3/7/08 06:05 PM, DemonX123 wrote:

At 3/7/08 06:04 PM, LordZeebmork wrote: You rike almadirro?

Go back to school

No! Almadirro are honorabre animar. Almadirro powelfur and stlong rike ninja.

Amadirro have the wirr of a warrior.

That armadillo is the win, I lol'd at it.

"Fuckin Armadillo Broke Into Office"

This is so fucking retarded...

Someone in your office doesn't like Dime bars very much, evidently. And is 'quite thick' as a result.

At 3/7/08 06:23 PM, DeathWeapon wrote: Someone in your office doesn't like Dime bars very much, evidently. And is 'quite thick' as a result.

What does that mean?

I'd pick it up and name it Henry.

that chick has bad taste in pants.... and shoes.

At 3/7/08 07:09 PM, camobch0 wrote: that chick has bad taste in pants.... and shoes.

Maby shes a man-chick?