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OH MY GOD! I got like 16 windows. My name was Jenny264. EVERYONE asked for ASL. lol. one wanted a webcam, email, etc.

I didn't think it would work but SHIT!
for some reason it wont let me copy & paste. just select all.

My friend got one which I thought had an epic ending

Big_Thick_Rigg_Rek: hello how r u?
VirginChocolate12: im guud how r u
Big_Thick_Rigg_Rek: im doing ok just a litttle bit horny lol
VirginChocolate12: lol me 2
Big_Thick_Rigg_Rek: wat u look like babe
VirginChocolate12: im thin, big boobs nd a tight ass
VirginChocolate12: blonde hair
VirginChocolate12: wut about u big thick rigg?
Big_Thick_Rigg_Rek: mmm black hair green eyes 6ft big thick c ock
Big_Thick_Rigg_Rek: where u from babe
VirginChocolate12: usa u?
Big_Thick_Rigg_Rek: Same
Big_Thick_Rigg_Rek: wat u wearin babe
VirginChocolate12: little white tank top, tight undies
Big_Thick_Rigg_Rek: mmm do u ever phone f uck babe? Im stroking my big thick c ock
VirginChocolate12: no i dnt phone fuck
VirginChocolate12: 2 be honst this is my 1st time talkn 2 sumone like this
Big_Thick_Rigg_Rek: ur p ussy shaved or natural
VirginChocolate12: i shave it
VirginChocolate12: i like it smooth
Big_Thick_Rigg_Rek: do u want to try to phone f uck babe?
VirginChocolate12: no i cant
Big_Thick_Rigg_Rek: ok
Big_Thick_Rigg_Rek: u ever taste c ock before babe?
VirginChocolate12: no i want 2 though
VirginChocolate12: what does it taste like?
Big_Thick_Rigg_Rek: i dont know babe. im not gay. but I have a big c ock for u to taste
VirginChocolate12: Well then, I don't know what fucking cock tastes like either. You'll know a lot sooner than me you fucking internet pervert. You're going to be spending a long time in jail, and there's a whole lot of cock there for your pedophile mouth to suck.

samman132: sup
samman132: asl?
samman132: hhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy
samman132: you there?
VirginChocolate12: no im not, im stroking my %%%%
samman132: that's sexy
samman132: i like that in a person
VirginChocolate12: dude
samman132: yeah?
VirginChocolate12: YOU %%%%%%% %%%%%% GET AWAY FROM ME
samman132: would u like it if I put it in ur poooper?
VirginChocolate12: LUF IT
samman132: and then came in ur mouth and puked in ur butt?
VirginChocolate12: PLX
VirginChocolate12: SLASH NOT
samman132: and then i shit and piss in ur mouth and i eat the shity puke out of ur ass and then made out with u swirlin the piss puke cum and shit
FP73. Your message was truncated for being longer than allowed by the administrator.
samman132: ?
VirginChocolate12: Yeah, I love that.
VirginChocolate12: Can I %%%% on your mothers chest?
samman132: Is that right M-to-the-C.
VirginChocolate12: LOL

At 3/17/08 07:25 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote: samman132: Is that right M-to-the-C.

LOL, that wasen't me, that was my friend who I showed the site to and then he got mad at me on MSN as you yelled M to the C at him XD

this thread is to funny to die ill see if its still pedo infested

At 5/7/07 06:09 PM, Monkey-Boy wrote:

At 5/7/07 06:08 PM, sonicmega wrote:

Hornygrl81: www.omgwow.com

It actually http://www.wowomg.com

that better not be CP

(me)Sexah14: Hey anyone in here a male, that isnt gay?
BigBadRon: Y HALO THAR!

At 5/29/08 05:34 AM, damonky wrote: this thread is to funny to die ill see if its still pedo infested

Oh it is, put your name 'sexygirl1990'. I got so many chat pop ups i had to exit out.

in the first 5 seconds i got 8 pm saying want to cyber i pretended to cyber with one then said weve traced you police are comin the loged out

BADBOY:hey want to watch me wank and cum
(me)SEXYGIRL:im 13
BADBOY: even better
i logged out after that

i spammed 17, female and lonely on the main chat

my comp crashed. somthing about to many windows opening at once

DONT USE THE NAME slapper i got 100 pms saying lets wank

At 5/29/08 05:38 AM, damonky wrote:

At 5/7/07 06:09 PM, Monkey-Boy wrote:

At 5/7/07 06:08 PM, sonicmega wrote:

Hornygrl81: www.omgwow.com

It actually http://www.wowomg.com

that better not be CP

You've never seen meatspin? Lucky.

im hornyslut
HORNYSLUT:wanna se me being bad
HUNGDADDY:ok
HORNYSLUT: go on 2 girls 1 cup .com
HUNGDADDY:ok
(theres a pause)
HUNGDADDY:HOLY SHIT I FUCKING THREW UP YOU FUCKING BASTARD
the best reaction from posting 2girls 1 cup

Mellissa and Snow_Neko both had a crush on BigBadRon.

Hi! My name is hotsluttyteengirl and I want to go to the park then to Wendy's.

<insert cock joke>

I possibly got the greatest lol ever.
I'm sexygrl91.

horny-m-onwebcam: hii
sexygrl91: hey
horny-m-onwebcam: hows u
sexygrl91: gd thxs
sexygrl91: nd u?
horny-m-onwebcam: gd th
horny-m-onwebcam: msn?
sexygrl91: dnt have
horny-m-onwebcam: yahoo?
sexygrl91: cyber?
horny-m-onwebcam: yes
sexygrl91: u start
horny-m-onwebcam: webcam?
sexygrl91: maybe later
horny-m-onwebcam: open pls
horny-m-onwebcam: %u0131 want see your boobs
horny-m-onwebcam: you wantsee my dick?
sexygrl91: only if you'll see mine.
horny-m-onwebcam: yes
sexygrl91: gay!

i almost got banned from it

THIS IS MY BEST crap cap lock im superslut
PAULINDAUK:what makes you different then a ordinery slut super slut?
SUPERSLUT: its cause i go every way
PAULINDAUK: cool wana cyber?
SUPERSLUT:ok im wearing black lignerie afeeling yourpants i put my face to your crotch unzip your pants and pull out a FUCKING LAZORR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND SHOOT YOU WITH IT IM A GUY YOU GOT A BONER FROM A GUY LOLOLLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL
i then loged out

sorry for tripple post but this is great i think he actully started jacking off
420everyday: me 2
_slutlookingforsex: asl?
420everyday: 1 m us
420everyday: 21
_slutlookingforsex: im 20 femLE UK
_slutlookingforsex: i love american guys
420everyday: im horny
_slutlookingforsex: me to i gettin wet
_slutlookingforsex: lets cyber
420everyday: u dressed
420everyday: tell me wht u look like
_slutlookingforsex: im in black bra and matching panties
_slutlookingforsex: long black hair
_slutlookingforsex: and d cup
420everyday: do u shave
_slutlookingforsex: and you?
420everyday: u sound %%%%%% hot
_slutlookingforsex: yes
420everyday: im 6 4 200 long blonde hr blue eyes good bod big %%%%
_slutlookingforsex: o thats so sexy im getting really wet
_slutlookingforsex: what would you do to me
420everyday: tell me wht u r doing
_slutlookingforsex: im rubing myself thinking off you
420everyday: u like anal too
_slutlookingforsex: hell yeah
420everyday: cuz id love to fell my %%%% slipping into your tight %%%
_slutlookingforsex: o that will be great
420everyday: u wanna get me off play with your %%%%% and tell me wht u wna do to me
_slutlookingforsex: i want to suck your dick
420everyday: do it its %%%%%% hard 4 u baby
_slutlookingforsex: im gettin wet im getting my vibro
420everyday: vibe that %%%%%% %%%%%
_slutlookingforsex: im getting my LAZOR AND IM GONA BLOW YOUR HEAD OF THEN IM GONA FIND SOME ONE THATS NOT GOT A TINY DICK
420everyday: ?????????????????????????????????

I didnt have the heart to kill the dudes off, so i ended up getting raped by one :(

At 5/29/08 01:04 PM, Siblau wrote: I didnt have the heart to kill the dudes off, so i ended up getting raped by one :(

lol gust say youre gonna kill them in some way

My last line describes it perfectly

ayrshireboy: im just about to stick my hand
ayrshireboy: up it and play with ur pus sy
hot_girl2: mm thats nice
ayrshireboy: i can feel how wet u r
ayrshireboy: im pulling ur nickers down
ayrshireboy: so i can kneel in front of u
hot_girl2: and suck my gigantic cawk
hot_girl2: i believe, that you just got OOOOOWNED OOWND OWNEEED

I'd rather not talk to pedos, I'm starting to get them on AIM now

At 5/29/08 03:23 PM, Eggys wrote: I'd rather not talk to pedos, I'm starting to get them on AIM now

why did you give them it

At 5/29/08 03:35 PM, damonky wrote:

At 5/29/08 03:23 PM, Eggys wrote: I'd rather not talk to pedos, I'm starting to get them on AIM now

why did you give them it

sorry nfor double post but pointing out the inuendo

This was so hilarious.

I'm oohoohscrewmehard.

young_and_horny_male: hey
oohoohscrewmehard: hey there
oohoohscrewmehard: are you hot
young_and_horny_male: asl?
oohoohscrewmehard: 14/f/UK
young_and_horny_male: i guess. are you hot?
oohoohscrewmehard: Lets cyber
young_and_horny_male: okay
young_and_horny_male: you start
oohoohscrewmehard: We're in a handicap bathroom
oohoohscrewmehard: lot's of space
oohoohscrewmehard: I'm wearing a small bikini. I reach into your pants and slowly massage your cock
oohoohscrewmehard: I open your mouth and french kiss you
young_and_horny_male: i kiss you hard and i rub your %%%%, slowly dragging your top off
oohoohscrewmehard: i take it off and shove my breasts in your face
oohoohscrewmehard: I bend over, signaling for some anal
young_and_horny_male: wow, youre fast
oohoohscrewmehard: you like that?
young_and_horny_male: i take out my rock hard %%%%, and slowly press it into your tight %%% hole, not going all the way in
young_and_horny_male: yes
oohoohscrewmehard: I let out a soft moan
oohoohscrewmehard: It feels so good
young_and_horny_male: hey, do you have pics?
oohoohscrewmehard: I take my panties off and order you to bend over
oohoohscrewmehard: then shove my cock into your ass
oohoohscrewmehard: Then into your mouth
oohoohscrewmehard: and back into your ass
young_and_horny_male: oh man, trannies are hot.
oohoohscrewmehard: then I shit on your chest
young_and_horny_male: yes, give it to me
young_and_horny_male: give me more
oohoohscrewmehard: And shit again on your mouth
young_and_horny_male: more!
oohoohscrewmehard: you choke on my shit, and I leave you there, dead.
young_and_horny_male: ugh, that was great
oohoohscrewmehard: I take out my knife and rip your head off
young_and_horny_male: im gunna cum twice from that
oohoohscrewmehard: and proceed to skin your head
oohoohscrewmehard: then skullfuck you
oohoohscrewmehard: in the eyehole
oohoohscrewmehard: I cum in your skull and leave it on the baby diaper changer
oohoohscrewmehard: I put on my clothes and run out.
oohoohscrewmehard: Fun being with you.
young_and_horny_male: yes, yes it was

FUCK its not working!!

Roshan_x: same time while sucking ur brest my hands go down under ur skirt
Roshan_x: n putting inside ur panty
hot_girl2: *they unzip ur trousers*
Roshan_x: get my tool out
hot_girl2: *your hands find a massive cawk
Roshan_x: i touch ur pu ssy n rub is slowly while suking
hot_girl2: *the cock comes out and hits you*
Roshan_x: u got msn or yahoo ?
Roshan_x: facebook ?
Roshan_x: skype ?
Roshan_x: anything ?
hot_girl2: msn
hot_girl2: but its broken
Roshan_x: come there
Roshan_x: coms on
Roshan_x: shall i call u n %%%% over d fone ?
hot_girl2: only if u like sucking cock
Roshan_x: yes
Roshan_x: ill do wht every u want
Roshan_x: give ur number
Roshan_x: let me make u wild n wet
Roshan_x: u can feel me sucking ur brest over d fone
Roshan_x: come on
Roshan_x: im gonna lick ur pu ssy now
hot_girl2: theres only a cock
Roshan_x: %%%% >
hot_girl2: cawk
hot_girl2: pen is
hot_girl2: coock
hot_girl2: man parts :P
Roshan_x: give me ur number soon
Roshan_x: let us fcuk
hot_girl2: you arent put off that i have a pen is??
Roshan_x: yes
Roshan_x: come on
Roshan_x: give ur number

WHY DIDNT HEE RUN???

i found a perfect wey to mess with them
big_dick4u: hi
girlwhoneedsabigdick: i how big is yours
big_dick4u: a solid 8]
big_dick4u: 8
girlwhoneedsabigdick: thats big
girlwhoneedsabigdick: for a mouse chriest thats tiny
big_dick4u: what?
girlwhoneedsabigdick: its midgit
big_dick4u: ok
girlwhoneedsabigdick: n inches now yourtalking
girlwhoneedsabigdick: 9*
big_dick4u: yes y dick is 8 inchs
girlwhoneedsabigdick: thats tiny
big_dick4u: k
girlwhoneedsabigdick: well im getting my lLAZOR IM GONER BLOWYOU UP YOU MIDGET
big_dick4u: ok

who from ng was on?

i was talking to someone and they totally got me, they were like, then we totally rip into each other with BOTH of our dicks

who was that?\

EVERYONE GET ON, BEWARE OF OTHER NG USERS