I have haad my girlfriend for quite a while but we are not getting anywhere. I think sex will be good for both of us.

I just dont know how to pop the question. There always seems to be someone else around and its such a personal question.

Strange thing for a 13 year old to ask...

1. you are 13. just masturbate, you horny little bastard.
2. would anyone want to fuck an ugly thing like your profile pic?

Dude you dont ask her, she gives you a hidden signal and you kiss and slowly unhook her bra and so on so fourth.
I may only be 14 but ive seen enough porn0's to know what im talking about.

At 8/21/06 05:33 PM, Dumbass_Dude wrote: Dude you dont ask her, she gives you a hidden signal and you kiss and slowly unhook her bra and so on so fourth.
I may only be 14 but ive seen enough porn0's to know what im talking about.

HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL OF THE YEAR

At 8/21/06 05:33 PM, Dumbass_Dude wrote: I may only be 14 but ive seen enough porn0's to know what im talking about.

Because porn = Real life

Did you try putting a date rape drug in her drink instead?

Wait until you're 18.

For now, you'll just have to deal with the fact that if you just give them 4 inches, they'll run a mile.

lol@13y/o's.

x1

At 8/21/06 05:34 PM, TehreTard wrote: Did you try putting a date rape drug in her drink instead?

or just hit her over the head with a blank of wood

Well it depends on the girl. You could hint around about it or just be bold and ask her what she thinks about sex. Do you feel her up yet? If not I wouldn't worry about sex. But if you do, you could always slip your hand below and see what happends from there.

Okay just go for a drive down to the bridge to "make out" underneath it. Then when she's not looking slit that bitches throat!

oh wait you wanted to fuck her...

At 8/21/06 05:36 PM, Lord_Sonx wrote: or just hit her over the head with a blank of wood

plank?

At 8/21/06 05:36 PM, Hexinety wrote: Well it depends on the girl. You could hint around about it or just be bold and ask her what she thinks about sex. Do you feel her up yet? If not I wouldn't worry about sex. But if you do, you could always slip your hand below and see what happends from there.

i touched my girl in the tits alot by "accident" in a pool party. :)

Whoa, whoa. If your relationship goes nowhere, then sex will destoy it. You need to revamp your relationship, make sure you engage in active communication. Go out and enjoy life with each other. When your partner tells you shes ready, then its ok. But do not have sex when your status is dormant. It'll rush things and eventually contribute to your downfall.

I thought that 13 years old we're sex gods, why are you asking us so weird questions?

At 8/21/06 05:30 PM, blackplastic wrote:

:I think sex will be good for both of us.

classic =)

LOL you dont ask its a heat of the moment kind of thing.

At 8/21/06 05:37 PM, Shift7089 wrote: Whoa, whoa. If your ...to your downfall.

Stop with all the explanitory answers. He's 13 years old.

x1

You are 13. Fucking wait.

wow im glad i checked out wat this post is like n i fourt the "wen did u first masterbate" thread was weird
LOL

God damnit dumbass just do it!

Buy some condoms
Drink a few heavy things, she must drink even more
Buy condoms
Say you want it

HEUREKA!

and be a macho guy :)

How to ask a girl for sex

trick question!
you just do.. lol
also if u ARE 13, wait a few years till tis legal < in your country..>

you dont wann ahve a pregnant 13 year old do u :P

At 8/21/06 05:38 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I thought that 13 years old we're sex gods, why are you asking us so weird questions?

we are cause thats when guys and girls are both horny

Your 13 and your tiny penis will only tickle your boyfriends ears.

Have the waiter put a condom on her plate of lobster.

At 8/21/06 05:39 PM, DredZeppelin wrote:

At 8/21/06 05:33 PM, Dumbass_Dude wrote: I may only be 14 but ive seen enough porn0's to know what im talking about.

Noob. You don't think real sex is actually like that do you?

we all dont have sex with our sisters dred

All you need to do is flash a $50 bill... or if you want to haggle, casually ask... "how much for a dirty sanchez?"

At 8/21/06 05:44 PM, milinko959 wrote: Have the waiter put a condom on her plate of lobster.

or in the lobster, lol. or even better, make the condom be like binding the lobsters claw.

If you treat your girlfriend only as a sex object, then obviously you won't have a sustaining relationship.

You should grow up and be a gentleman.

At 8/21/06 05:40 PM, IBx1 wrote:

At 8/21/06 05:37 PM, Shift7089 wrote: Whoa, whoa. If your ...to your downfall.

Stop with all the explanitory answers. He's 13 years old.

x1

I'm 13 yo too, but that doesn't stop me from posting mature and helpful answers from time to time.

At 8/21/06 05:37 PM, Shift7089 wrote: Whoa, whoa. If your relationship goes nowhere, then sex will destoy it. You need to revamp your relationship, make sure you engage in active communication. Go out and enjoy life with each other. When your partner tells you shes ready, then its ok. But do not have sex when your status is dormant. It'll rush things and eventually contribute to your downfall.

hes 13..... when ur 13 u dont have serouise relationships yet just do whatever u feel like doing dont be immature communicate alot let her now that u care (or atleast act like it) sooner or later ur girlfreind will either dump u for some gay drama reason and the best thing to do is not take it like a bitch and cry like ive seen some kids do lmao funny pathetic shit....well anyways i guess it depends how long uve been dating.....