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How to ask a girl for sex

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Response to How to ask a girl for sex 2006-08-21 19:06:57


ur 13 your hand should be your girlfriend

Response to How to ask a girl for sex 2006-08-21 19:07:43


RAPE RAPE RAPE HER STRAIGHT UP THE ASS

Response to How to ask a girl for sex 2006-08-21 19:16:19


At 8/21/06 07:07 PM, NoobsKillingNoobs wrote: RAPE RAPE RAPE HER STRAIGHT UP THE ASS

You don't have a girlfriend, do you? If you do that she'll bitch-slap you back (At least I would do that). Also, I don't see how a 13 year old would be so excited on this topic. Wait a while before you try anything, and be sweet about it. Girls like me actually like having a NICE BOYFRIEND WHO DOESN'T RUSH THINGS.


Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

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Response to How to ask a girl for sex 2006-08-21 19:47:37


At 8/21/06 05:33 PM, Dumbass_Dude wrote: Dude you dont ask her, she gives you a hidden signal and you kiss and slowly unhook her bra and so on so fourth.
I may only be 14 but ive seen enough porn0's to know what im talking about.

Porn is nothing like real sex.

Response to How to ask a girl for sex 2006-08-21 19:49:46


At 8/21/06 07:32 PM, siranco wrote:
At 8/21/06 07:16 PM, RavenQuothNevermore wrote:
At 8/21/06 07:07 PM, NoobsKillingNoobs wrote: RAPE RAPE RAPE HER STRAIGHT UP THE ASS
You don't have a girlfriend, do you? If you do that she'll bitch-slap you back (At least I would do that). Also, I don't see how a 13 year old would be so excited on this topic. Wait a while before you try anything, and be sweet about it. Girls like me actually like having a NICE BOYFRIEND WHO DOESN'T RUSH THINGS.
Your writing is very masculine...

Back on topic though. To answer the question (and not just say ZOMG LIEK YOU ARE ONL:Y 13 LOLOL noob!!!1) You shouldn't "ask" perse, but rather it should just kind of happen. Maybe go make out in a closet somewhere. the adrenaline from doing something "wrong" can often lead to sexual intrigue. The fear of being caught is also a turn on!

...And my writing matters why? If you're like most guys at my school, what my face and tits look like will by far outweigh my writing. Maybe you're not like normal guys, hmm?


Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

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Response to How to ask a girl for sex 2006-08-21 19:49:50


At 8/21/06 05:37 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: touched my girl in the tits

lmfao.

Response to How to ask a girl for sex 2006-08-21 20:05:46


Real men never have to even ask, and I'm not talking about rape. But for real, you're just 13. Masturbation is probably just as well, because you're only gonna last, like, 30 seconds anyway.

Response to How to ask a girl for sex 2006-08-21 20:09:36


At 8/21/06 05:33 PM, Dumbass_Dude wrote: I may only be 14 but ive seen enough porn0's to know what im talking about.

Oh share with us your wisdom guru

Response to How to ask a girl for sex 2006-08-21 20:10:50


You don't really ask..Just smooth into it.

Tell her she smells like ponies. She'll be all over you.


Click here and we'll become good friends.

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Response to How to ask a girl for sex 2006-08-21 20:11:44


Show up with a puppy in your pants.

Response to How to ask a girl for sex 2006-08-21 20:12:15


Hahah. Wow man. If your relationship isn't going anywhere. Sex isn't gonna help. Try and talk about it...or take it slower.

Response to How to ask a girl for sex 2006-08-21 20:18:29


At 8/21/06 05:33 PM, Dumbass_Dude wrote: I may only be 14 but ive seen enough porn0's to know what im talking about.

Win.

Response to How to ask a girl for sex 2006-08-21 20:19:34


Renzu's guide to fucking your bitch

For the following activity, you will require: A girlfriends
The ability to move
Nails
Rope
A metal pole
A car
A penis

When she's not looking, slowly unzip her pants. Then ask her to jump with you. This should cause her pants to fall down. Then quickly rip off her panties and bang her like a nail. If she tries to stop you. Nail her arms and legs to the groundz. If anyone else is around, bust them over the head with a metal pole, tie them up and drive them off a pier. THERE YOU GO, YOU'RE NO LONGER A VURJHINE.Renzu's guide to fucking your bitch


haha, hey

Response to How to ask a girl for sex 2006-08-21 20:22:26


And now.... the award for the scariest post in the world whose creator should be beat to death by to fat guys in thongs is....................

THIS ONE!!!

Response to How to ask a girl for sex 2006-08-21 20:32:23


Also, anyone who refers to their grilfriend as "their bitch" does not deserve sex.

Response to How to ask a girl for sex 2006-08-21 20:37:03


No....Just no... Kids these days. Wait 3 more years. and christ sex wont fix any relationship ever. period.


The Doctor: I've been alone ever since, but not anymore. Don't you see, all we've got is each other.

The Master: Are you asking me out on a date?

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Response to How to ask a girl for sex 2006-08-22 08:48:07


At 8/21/06 06:42 PM, ElMaster wrote: Invite her to your bedroom and watch TV on your bed.

Ahahaha, shit man, everyone always has their fucking sarcastic answers or their philosophical ansers or their cautionary answers.

This here is the REAL answer.

Except sometimes a movie can work a bit better. Just make sure it's not a really good movie.


Dead.

Response to How to ask a girl for sex 2006-08-22 08:57:34


At 8/22/06 08:48 AM, Elfer wrote:
At 8/21/06 06:42 PM, ElMaster wrote: Invite her to your bedroom and watch TV on your bed.
Ahahaha, shit man, everyone always has their fucking sarcastic answers or their philosophical ansers or their cautionary answers.

This here is the REAL answer.

Except sometimes a movie can work a bit better. Just make sure it's not a really good movie.

And I think on that note, it's time to close this thread.
Before my neck gets sore from all the saddened head shaking I've had to go through.


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