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At 4/18/06 07:50 PM, Gandalf_the_Grey wrote: stuff

Well, you have to remember that this isn't your fault, its your father's (and your gf's, but your dad should know better than her.) Anyways, once the baby arrives, everything will be weird (you've probably figured that out) because your first child's little half brother will also be his uncle, and other complicated stuff like that. If you are finacially doing well, I would leave, just get out of the situation and start a new life--take your first born with you.

beat the living shit out of your dad. Then call your whore girlfriend and tell her to get a fucking abortion unless she wants a fuckin freak child. Come on that kids life is gonna suck anyway. He'll be picked on for having his grandfather being his dad.

i suggest go fing your mum and live with her and leave without a trace without telling anyone and take your other child.

hope it works out dude

That could only happen in America.
Your father shouldn`t have done that.
I mean, having sex with your son`s girlfriend? What does he think with?
Oh, yeah, that`s right. His dick....
I think you, your dad, and you gf should have a serious conversation.
And I don`t think she should have his baby. because my opinion of that is: I think it`s gross. And seriously it IS gross. Think about it.....
-Slayerliz.

At 6/6/06 04:02 PM, evil_jesus31 wrote: i suggest go fing your mum

i mean find

hope it works out dude

1) fireworks in the uterus
2) blackmail-your dad hes forever in your debt, mabey even millions in debt.
3) guns-they solve everything-yay
4) rat poison
5) raise your kid until hes a teenager then disown him-this will crush everyone involved.

Hgih five your dad and say "SCORE!"

Raise your first born tobe a killing machine (like Jason)

or sue that GFfucker you call your dad

or send her to the hospital and fake that she has cancer so the baby will be killed by cellular poison... and anyways why ask us sick NGers for advices?

At 4/18/06 07:50 PM, Gandalf_the_Grey wrote:

now i ask

WTF DO I DO??


wtf do i doo????? help :((((((((

Get your girfriends mom pregnate.

At 6/6/06 04:20 PM, ArseOnToast wrote: Hgih five your dad and say "SCORE!"

Or that.

Murder is your best option. Do it.

At 6/6/06 04:31 PM, The_Anti_Christ_616 wrote: Murder is your best option. Do it.

STFU newbie make your son a killing machine and let him do it! (it would make a killer movie with 10 sequels :))

man. thats gross. a 22 year old having sexings with a 54 year old. NASTY! Beat your Dad up, Dump your GF and keep the kid and raise it as your own. but don't ever tell about that until he's older, or he might become a bit mind-fucked.

no let him watch some Friday the thirteenth and tell him thats what youre gonna be like when u grow up (hint! hint!)

this is just plain sick.its not just your dads fault, its ur gfs as well. id say dump ur gf,let here have the baby and raise it with ur dad, never see either of them again for 5 years or so and move far away from them both.start a new life somewhere.block all contact from them and when you think your ready have a talk to them. stfu people hes taking this very hard so at least try to be suportive and if you cant be suportive, go chat on another thread.

to be serious for once i would probs have killed myself... but thats just me so if not i would move to another country bloc kall contact and never care about theyre lives... oh and stay in touch with your mother who is probably heartbroken...

So thats it, my 54 year old dad is becoming a father again and im becoming a brother of my gfs child...

damn, that's so weird

Have a long, boring, serious, pointless talk with your dad and convince him to convince your girlfriend to convince her baby to die.

At 4/18/06 07:55 PM, Purple_Slurpie wrote: Have sex with her mom, get revenge.

and be prepared for a ass whoopin

Well, you could pass it off as your kid since it's your dad and you have the same genes that he does.

Get aids, that'll show her!

give your dad a fuckin cookie, hes a pimp

This is both of their faults, Your gf and your dads. Your dad has defiled your property while your gf has been unfaithful you want to leave her but you want to see your first child. Hmm... I would fight for child control and leave with your kid. Everyone else will know what they've done when they see an old man with an 18-20 year old girl.

Take the child you already have with her, break up with her, ex-comminucate your dad and move to italy with your mom and the kid. Let the dad raise the new one.

this thread made me laugh

At 4/18/06 07:50 PM, Gandalf_the_Grey wrote: Last saturday she told me that she had gotten drunk one day with my dad and "accidently" ended up in bed with each other. She was too ashamed to tell me when i found out that she was pregnant and just played along as if the child was mine, which i foolishly believed.
But wtf do i do? i cant let her have this child i just cant! but she wont have an abortian!!

look, thet's just wrong, you can't just put up with that
firstly, report your father to the authorities, what he did is against the law
secondly, if she gives birth to that child, he/she will be an abomination, and will probably figure out the truth sooner or later, which will probably end in suicide
thirdly, get married, you already have one kid
fourthly, comfort your girl, it won't be easy for her to get the abortion.
fith, disown your father, you'll probably feal better
sixth, if you two wind up getting divorced, i'll skin ya, i see to much of that shit here in the United States.

NEW SOLUTION

okay, here's how you do it, you get your girl and your dad in the same room

look directly into your girl's eyes and ask her if she loves you, if her response is too if-y
DUMP HER, she can be with your dad

find another girl and too be sure this doesn't happen again, live closer to your mom

Probably your best bet is to break up with your gf keep your first child dont tellhim/her what happened until he/she is old enough if their are custody problems you should be able to win easily. and if you want to this stuff is good enough for oprah or dr phil.

At 4/18/06 07:59 PM, Gandalf_the_Grey wrote: At 4/18/06 07:53 PM, Xint wrote:??

but if i leave her she will no doubt track me down and ask for child support.

FFSSSSSSS

you cant pay child support if is not your child and seriously take custody of your other child and let her keep the demon spawn

At 4/18/06 07:51 PM, DestroyerOfMan wrote: KIll your father, he's a dick.

Riiight on! he's a sick bastard!