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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! 2006-06-06 16:04:02

At 6/6/06 04:02 PM, evil_jesus31 wrote: i suggest go fing your mum

i mean find

hope it works out dude


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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! 2006-06-06 16:10:01

1) fireworks in the uterus
2) blackmail-your dad hes forever in your debt, mabey even millions in debt.
3) guns-they solve everything-yay
4) rat poison
5) raise your kid until hes a teenager then disown him-this will crush everyone involved.


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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! 2006-06-06 16:20:03

Hgih five your dad and say "SCORE!"

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! 2006-06-06 16:22:00

Raise your first born tobe a killing machine (like Jason)

or sue that GFfucker you call your dad

or send her to the hospital and fake that she has cancer so the baby will be killed by cellular poison... and anyways why ask us sick NGers for advices?


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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! 2006-06-06 16:31:27

Murder is your best option. Do it.

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! 2006-06-06 16:33:05

At 6/6/06 04:31 PM, The_Anti_Christ_616 wrote: Murder is your best option. Do it.

STFU newbie make your son a killing machine and let him do it! (it would make a killer movie with 10 sequels :))


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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! 2006-06-06 16:34:02

man. thats gross. a 22 year old having sexings with a 54 year old. NASTY! Beat your Dad up, Dump your GF and keep the kid and raise it as your own. but don't ever tell about that until he's older, or he might become a bit mind-fucked.

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! 2006-06-06 16:35:47

no let him watch some Friday the thirteenth and tell him thats what youre gonna be like when u grow up (hint! hint!)


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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! 2006-06-06 16:59:36

this is just plain sick.its not just your dads fault, its ur gfs as well. id say dump ur gf,let here have the baby and raise it with ur dad, never see either of them again for 5 years or so and move far away from them both.start a new life somewhere.block all contact from them and when you think your ready have a talk to them. stfu people hes taking this very hard so at least try to be suportive and if you cant be suportive, go chat on another thread.

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! 2006-06-06 17:03:30

to be serious for once i would probs have killed myself... but thats just me so if not i would move to another country bloc kall contact and never care about theyre lives... oh and stay in touch with your mother who is probably heartbroken...


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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! 2006-06-06 17:14:16

So thats it, my 54 year old dad is becoming a father again and im becoming a brother of my gfs child...

damn, that's so weird

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! 2006-06-14 12:34:00

Well, you could pass it off as your kid since it's your dad and you have the same genes that he does.


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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! 2006-06-14 12:44:43

Get aids, that'll show her!


If in any way you disagree with this post, understand that you're a cunt.

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! 2006-06-14 12:46:46

give your dad a fuckin cookie, hes a pimp

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! 2006-06-14 12:53:56

Take the child you already have with her, break up with her, ex-comminucate your dad and move to italy with your mom and the kid. Let the dad raise the new one.


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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! 2006-06-14 12:56:26

this thread made me laugh


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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! 2006-06-14 13:19:15

At 4/18/06 07:50 PM, Gandalf_the_Grey wrote: Last saturday she told me that she had gotten drunk one day with my dad and "accidently" ended up in bed with each other. She was too ashamed to tell me when i found out that she was pregnant and just played along as if the child was mine, which i foolishly believed.
But wtf do i do? i cant let her have this child i just cant! but she wont have an abortian!!

look, thet's just wrong, you can't just put up with that
firstly, report your father to the authorities, what he did is against the law
secondly, if she gives birth to that child, he/she will be an abomination, and will probably figure out the truth sooner or later, which will probably end in suicide
thirdly, get married, you already have one kid
fourthly, comfort your girl, it won't be easy for her to get the abortion.
fith, disown your father, you'll probably feal better
sixth, if you two wind up getting divorced, i'll skin ya, i see to much of that shit here in the United States.


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Why So Serious?

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! 2006-06-14 13:29:58

NEW SOLUTION

okay, here's how you do it, you get your girl and your dad in the same room

look directly into your girl's eyes and ask her if she loves you, if her response is too if-y
DUMP HER, she can be with your dad

find another girl and too be sure this doesn't happen again, live closer to your mom


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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! 2006-06-14 13:35:50

Probably your best bet is to break up with your gf keep your first child dont tellhim/her what happened until he/she is old enough if their are custody problems you should be able to win easily. and if you want to this stuff is good enough for oprah or dr phil.

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! 2006-06-14 13:55:02

At 4/18/06 07:59 PM, Gandalf_the_Grey wrote: At 4/18/06 07:53 PM, Xint wrote:??
but if i leave her she will no doubt track me down and ask for child support.
FFSSSSSSS

you cant pay child support if is not your child and seriously take custody of your other child and let her keep the demon spawn

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! 2006-06-14 13:58:18

At 4/18/06 07:51 PM, DestroyerOfMan wrote: KIll your father, he's a dick.

Riiight on! he's a sick bastard!


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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! 2006-06-14 14:18:26

At 4/18/06 07:51 PM, DestroyerOfMan wrote:

beat your dad up with a bat

or tell your gf to get an abortion or youll leave her

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! 2006-06-14 14:22:12

The child is not yours, leave. >:(


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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! 2006-06-14 14:29:50

hmm if it was me...id chop them up and put them in bin bags..but its not me...
id go for your sons guardianship and leave them to the new child and leave...being drunk is no excuse remember anyways the money she'll have to pay for child care will help if you need to find a separate flat or whatever...also get a restraining order on your dad he sounds like an ass


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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! 2006-06-19 08:00:00

Well, i guess this really sucks.
Didn't happen with me though, but the discision of bringing this on NG wans't a very good one.
Even though, i do believe this story is real, this topic has been online for long enough, but good luck with your GF, me hopes it will work out between the bitch and your dad.

(Attached thingy is you with a bat and your dad)

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! 2006-08-02 19:12:48

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