If you get married to your GF, that makes the child your brother, as he's your father's son. This makes your wife your mother, and seeing as you're married to your wife, you're your own dad.
That would own.
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At 4/18/06 08:04 PM, WadeFulp wrote:
Listen to Wade Fulp He Is The Master
Keep posting or he'll give you the gas
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poisen your dad and punch your gf in the stomoch so the baby dies cause when that kid finds out he's/she's gunna be pretty fucked up that his grandad is his/her dad and his/her dad is his fucking brother or just lie to him/her for all his/her life but remember he's/she's never gunna have your eyes.
At 4/18/06 07:50 PM, Gandalf_the_Grey wrote:
wtf do i doo????? help :((((((((
Go on Jerry Springer, he'll help.
cause she must of been really drunk to fuk a 50 year old or no offence but she must be some kind of slut.
Gandalf_the_grey, you seriously need to see a shrink and talk about this to him/her, they'll make you feel better and know how you should handle this
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At 4/18/06 10:56 PM, JuiceBox_Clock wrote: What the fuck? Call the police, don't ask the dumbasses on NG.
True it could be classed as rape
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lol, if u stay with ur gf then u will technically fucking ur own mum
At 4/22/06 06:18 AM, GrimDragon wrote: lol, if u stay with ur gf then u will technically fucking ur own mum
Wrong. His mom is a different person. He'd be fucking his half-brother's mom.
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Okie dokie.. it sounds like you're still sitting on what to do here so here are my thoughts.
KIDDO 1: First off, get the damn DNA tests.. for the kid that is already born. She may kick up a fuss saying it's yours but you need to be sure. Especially if this kid isn't yours (of course you may not like what you find so be careful). If you love this child and don't care then don't do it but if you want to humiliate your girlfriend have the test. Also if the kid isn't yours via DNA she can have your details taken off the birth certificate and all fatherly rights to this kid of yours removed.
Be warned that if you do leave your girlfriend and the kid is yours she'll probably get custody (unless you can put a strong fight up against her) and get you paying child support. Sorry, but that's the way the cookie crumbles in a lot of places (on the other hand she can probably get your dad to pay it as well if she plays her cards right).
DADDY: According to your posts your dad doesn't give a damn.. cut him out of your life. Don't bother talking to him when you need money either because it sounds like he probably won't give a crap. Sorry.
G/F: Your girlfriend can do whatever she wants with the baby. It's her body and her baby (not yours) so not matter how much you want her to have an abortion.. it's not so much your issue.. you can apply pressure to her but you can't force her to do anything regarding it.
And if all else fails.. talk to her friends.. as many as you can find of hers and engage with some sympathy sex with them and sue your G/F for emotional distress. ^_^
either one of the 3 is true 1) he hates you 2) she hates you 3) both
At 4/22/06 06:18 AM, GrimDragon wrote: lol, if u stay with ur gf then u will technically fucking ur own mum
No he won't that doesn't make any sense at all.
put the kid up for adoption.. or let ur dad take care of it.. its his kid.
Im dissapionted! All these (moderatly) king newgroundians hear the word "sex" and go crazy!
As for you and your problem, I don't know what to say. Get an abortion, a DNA test, anything, but don't leave your girlfriend. That will only lead a a singe and missrible life. Who knows, mabe you can be strong and get over it and live a happy life! Do what you think is right, but whatever you do, don't leave her! You will live a life of utter dispiar if you do. My advice is this: try and overcome it. Be happy that you have a new brother! Be happy that you have James! Be happy that you have actually got a girlfriend! Just whatever you do, try and be positive! I know its hard coming to grips with the fact that you dad had sex with her, but all good men can forgive, just like you should. Try and overcome it, so you and your family may live a very happy life! I hope I have helped you my freind.
If a man that always tells the truth comes up to you and says that another man always tells lies, and the man who always lies come up to you and says "I'm lying", then is he?
Dude , thats some serious stuff.
Quit your Girlfriend , she's a bitch for having sex with your father .
Stay away from your father , he's an asshole for having done something this stupid to his sun.
If your girlfriend gets drunk like that you shouldn't be with her. Plus, stay the fuck away from your dad!!! He is crazy!
tell ure dad hes a dick and then chop ures gfs head off and get the baby out then sow it on agen the f off 2 australia
OK, I was very wrong in my last post. I have just read a little bit more, and I am horrified at what happened. Brake up with her. Now. But be cuatious! This situation needs to be handled with care. Try and slowly back out of the relationship, and hopefully she will understand. Try and just be freinds, and occasionaly come in and say hi to your kid. If your lucky, maybe even become the kids godfather, if your that close with him. Try and stay away from your dad, beacuse he will do nothing but try and fix it while making it worse by flooding your mind with horrible memories. All in all, you don't deserve this pain. Your father should be sent to prision for doing that! It is him who should be feeling the pain, not you. But as I said before, try and overcome it!
If a man that always tells the truth comes up to you and says that another man always tells lies, and the man who always lies come up to you and says "I'm lying", then is he?
At 4/18/06 07:58 PM, -Jose- wrote:At 4/18/06 07:50 PM, Gandalf_the_Grey wrote:Go on Jerry Springer.
wtf do i doo????? help :((((((((
lol yeah its a typical jerry thing
deeeerp
simple... waste 'em both kill 2 birds wif 1 stone
You never had a girlfriend to begin with,
Doesn't want an abortion? Kick the bitch in the stomach and show her how it's done.
P.S. I think all this is an attention hoax, yet the concept was humorous.
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At 4/22/06 09:31 AM, FeeL_Os_oFf wrote: Doesn't want an abortion? Kick the bitch in the stomach and show her how it's done.
P.S. I think all this is an attention hoax, yet the concept was humorous.
Dude, WADE FULP replied, and you gotta be preety good at hoaxing to get past him!
unless hes a retarded monkey smoking crack while having buttsex!!!!!!!
If a man that always tells the truth comes up to you and says that another man always tells lies, and the man who always lies come up to you and says "I'm lying", then is he?
Seriously, if I were you I'd cut my losses and take my one child and just leave. Your girlfriend has disrespected you terribly, by not only cheating on you but with your own father and birthing his child. Even if you did have a paternity test later and it proved to be your child, it's still a horrible thing that she had sex with your father. And as if she just got drunk and it happened. Either she was drunker than any drunk I've ever met, or it was a pre-existing urge/temptation.
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