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put the kid up for adoption.. or let ur dad take care of it.. its his kid.

Im dissapionted! All these (moderatly) king newgroundians hear the word "sex" and go crazy!

As for you and your problem, I don't know what to say. Get an abortion, a DNA test, anything, but don't leave your girlfriend. That will only lead a a singe and missrible life. Who knows, mabe you can be strong and get over it and live a happy life! Do what you think is right, but whatever you do, don't leave her! You will live a life of utter dispiar if you do. My advice is this: try and overcome it. Be happy that you have a new brother! Be happy that you have James! Be happy that you have actually got a girlfriend! Just whatever you do, try and be positive! I know its hard coming to grips with the fact that you dad had sex with her, but all good men can forgive, just like you should. Try and overcome it, so you and your family may live a very happy life! I hope I have helped you my freind.

Dude , thats some serious stuff.
Quit your Girlfriend , she's a bitch for having sex with your father .
Stay away from your father , he's an asshole for having done something this stupid to his sun.

If your girlfriend gets drunk like that you shouldn't be with her. Plus, stay the fuck away from your dad!!! He is crazy!

tell ure dad hes a dick and then chop ures gfs head off and get the baby out then sow it on agen the f off 2 australia

OK, I was very wrong in my last post. I have just read a little bit more, and I am horrified at what happened. Brake up with her. Now. But be cuatious! This situation needs to be handled with care. Try and slowly back out of the relationship, and hopefully she will understand. Try and just be freinds, and occasionaly come in and say hi to your kid. If your lucky, maybe even become the kids godfather, if your that close with him. Try and stay away from your dad, beacuse he will do nothing but try and fix it while making it worse by flooding your mind with horrible memories. All in all, you don't deserve this pain. Your father should be sent to prision for doing that! It is him who should be feeling the pain, not you. But as I said before, try and overcome it!

At 4/18/06 07:58 PM, -Jose- wrote:

At 4/18/06 07:50 PM, Gandalf_the_Grey wrote:
wtf do i doo????? help :((((((((

Go on Jerry Springer.

lol yeah its a typical jerry thing

simple... waste 'em both kill 2 birds wif 1 stone

You never had a girlfriend to begin with,

Doesn't want an abortion? Kick the bitch in the stomach and show her how it's done.

P.S. I think all this is an attention hoax, yet the concept was humorous.

At 4/22/06 09:31 AM, FeeL_Os_oFf wrote: Doesn't want an abortion? Kick the bitch in the stomach and show her how it's done.

P.S. I think all this is an attention hoax, yet the concept was humorous.

Dude, WADE FULP replied, and you gotta be preety good at hoaxing to get past him!

unless hes a retarded monkey smoking crack while having buttsex!!!!!!!

Seriously, if I were you I'd cut my losses and take my one child and just leave. Your girlfriend has disrespected you terribly, by not only cheating on you but with your own father and birthing his child. Even if you did have a paternity test later and it proved to be your child, it's still a horrible thing that she had sex with your father. And as if she just got drunk and it happened. Either she was drunker than any drunk I've ever met, or it was a pre-existing urge/temptation.

Why is the general theme along the lines of kill kill kill! I mean this is someones fucked up life and all you guys can think of is making his life worse! You people make me sick! You need as much support as possible from your friends Gandalf. Newgrounds users generally just want to take the piss out of you. Now listen to the loony and have some muffins. Everyone likes muffins!

get even, do her mother lol

Hope fully your dad has AIDS

well im pretty sure telling everyone one the internet was dumb move #2 (the first being allowing your dad to plow your gf)... however i would probably avoid dumb mistake #3 and not take anyones murder advice...i would probably just leave... actually no... i would make sure that first son is yours before he may gain any shoking not you resembling features...like your dads need to plow his sons gf...but anyway congrats on your new brother. i bet you always wanted one... see the glass is half full now...so therefore i leave you with this, avoid dumb mistake #4 and plow her freakin mom...or dad.....whatever floats your boat.....

.....you thought half these people wur being serious?

Lol, they say that you have sex with everyone whose had sex with your partner. Therefore, you've screwed your dad.

How about call the police for a pedophilic abusive father?

scream at your dad and spank him LOL

Punch her in the stomach.

At 4/18/06 07:52 PM, p3nguinator wrote: Break up with your girlfriend and stay away from your dad.

best thing to do, the both of them are dicks

At 4/18/06 07:55 PM, Purple_Slurpie wrote: Have sex with her mom, get revenge.

that would be the shit

3 way?

At 4/18/06 07:50 PM, Gandalf_the_Grey wrote: Thats right, and i only found out a few days ago when my gf final decided to tell me that our second child together actually wasn't mine... but my dads.
We're both 22 and used to go to the same school in england. Together we already have a 1 and a half year old son called James, and i found out that my gf was pregnant with what i thought was our second child about 3 months ago.
Last saturday she told me that she had gotten drunk one day with my dad and "accidently" ended up in bed with each other. She was too ashamed to tell me when i found out that she was pregnant and just played along as if the child was mine, which i foolishly believed.

So thats it, my 54 year old dad is becoming a father again and im becoming a brother of my gfs child...

now i ask

WTF DO I DO??
Ive been trying to calm myself down like hell till today but i just cant believe it! my gf also doesnt want to get an abortian and my father doesnt care one way or another. My parents are devorced btw and my mum lives in italy.

But wtf do i do? i cant let her have this child i just cant! but she wont have an abortian!!

wtf do i doo????? help :((((((((

then just dump the bitch...it's not your kid it's your dad's...not your problem...there's no need to think about this so much...share custody of your kid with her, switching every week...don't believe anything she's gotta say...just share custody with the kid and find yourself another gf...

Have her get an abortion, and tell the judge he raped her.

u lie

Putting the mistaken baby up for adoption is the best solution... assuming you're an ALT! Geez so many attention whores these days.

Wow thats confusing.

first, ask your dad if he would ever do anythign to hurt you
if he says no,
ask if he has ever lied to you, if he says yes
tell him

Yeah like you just fu--in did you mother f---er