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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 09:41 PM

At 4/18/06 08:08 PM, seventy-one wrote:
At 4/18/06 08:07 PM, -MuTe_EcHo- wrote: Gandalf how come I cant click profile under your name?
He didn't create a profile thus he doesn't have one. He's what is called a vagrant, and should appear white on the "Who's online now" list.

I always wondered what "Vagrant" is. Thank you.


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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 09:41 PM

Give her an ultimatum: either she has the kid and gives it up for adoption (the father of the child being a good candidate), or break up with her. It's her child, and you cant really force her to kill it or give it away- as unfortunate as the situation is, you have no claim to the child. You can keep the kid if youre okay with it, but personally, i'd have to break up with her because i could never have the same relationship with her again (not to mention sex, since she fucked my dad)

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 09:55 PM

if u are old enough gandalf then u should move to a new state or country and leave your whole family behind. how can u stand the shame. if ur own dad did this then imagine if the rest of ur family did somthing this shamful or worse. start a new life all by your self and start a new family. this is my advice i mean what else can u do? but first confront ur girl and ur dad then leave the family. its not ur kid so dont worry about the child. this is honestly what i would do in ur situation. and as for friends. worlds full of them buddy.

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 10:01 PM

Push her down the stairs, it's a free abortion and there's nothing she can do about it.

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 10:03 PM

Are you married yet? Or just bf and gf with a baby?


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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 10:11 PM

So you dated your mom and then were surprised your dad had sex with her?

zing!


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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 10:16 PM

I say you just get rid of the baby once its born.


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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 10:18 PM

This might work?

It worked for me anyways...TOP SECRET
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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 10:29 PM

Some of these help are just imagination. You can't really do anything (unless put a poison in your girlfriend's food or something like that, but that's impossible). Your father could have at least deshonor and shame on him and o his family. And if he doesn't has, then he's a *****. Same thing with your girlfriend.

PS: Sorry if I offend you but your girlfriend and your dad make me sick. Especially your dad.

And if you want my opinion (that is once again impossible), Kill them all. They are people that don't deserve to live.

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 10:31 PM

shit dude.... that pretty well sucks... i don't know WHAT I'd do...

damn.... >_<

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 10:31 PM

So has anyone ever read the story of Oedipus?

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 10:33 PM

At 4/18/06 10:11 PM, JoS wrote: So you dated your mom and then were surprised your dad had sex with her?

zing!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! oh damn that's a good one!! >_<

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 10:34 PM

Now many many years ago when I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed

Oh I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own granpa
It sounds funny I know,
But it really is so
Oh I'm my own grandpa

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life
My daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him br'ther
Of the widow's grown-up daughter who was also my stepmother

Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
Because altho' she is my wife, she's my grandmother too

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
For now I have become the strangest case I ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 10:35 PM

Um... Try to get your GF to give an abortion.

I'd try that, then I'd probably have to talk her into giving one. But, ah it's worth a shot. That's probably your best bet.

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 10:35 PM

you got owned so fucking bad


Ever wonder if your mom kissed you goodnight after she gave your dad a blowjob? Well, you do now.

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 10:36 PM

Once your girlfriend gives birth, kill her and your dad for having sex, then, raise your half brother and your son to be unattracted to girls so this may never happen to you or their girlfriends in the future.


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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 10:37 PM

That's easy. Have sex with your mom, so you'll be doing the same thing to your dad that he did to you.

No seriously though, murder your dad.

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 10:40 PM

this sounds like just another episode of Maury.
the results are in. Gandalf_the_Grey, when it comes to 3 month old [insert name] you are...
NOT the child. I suggest you scream and run back stage crying and yelling into the microphone.


I dropped out in the third grade, and spent all my time at the arcade.

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 10:40 PM

It's obvious the only reason this whole thing happened was because Gandalf_the_Grey could not pleasure his gf enough.

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 10:41 PM

forgive them both dont abort the child thats murder if you do that then i must place an irish curse on you. and my curses work for example i once cursed a guy back in 2001 and the result was septamber 11

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 10:44 PM

Damn dude...that sucks. What i would do is act cool with your GF and dad until the baby is born. Talk to them about it and make them think its all alright. Then when the baby is born, take him and james, tell your GF to go fuck herself(or ur dad...) and then go to ur dad and kick his ass. If u dont feel like kicking your own dads ass(i would) then just yell ur ass off at him and fuck up his car atleast. Then take the two kids and go leave with your mom. But whatever u do dont fuck your second kid...er...your dads kid and get a abortion or put him up for adoption. Just take him and james and act like they were ur own kids and start a new life. And never speak to your dad or Gf again.

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 10:47 PM

i rekon you should just not see both of them all together, and brake up with your girlfriend and have anything to do with your dad....
thats what i think you should do

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 10:50 PM

Thats pretty wierd i would break up with ur Gf if shes sleeping with your dad...But be a good brother to your new brother...

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 10:54 PM

3some?


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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 10:56 PM

What the fuck? Call the police, don't ask the dumbasses on NG.

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 10:58 PM

no fucking abortion!!!!!!!!! ! adoption fine

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 11:12 PM

Forgive your gf raise the child like your own the go fuck up your dad and/or his car and house

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 11:15 PM

holy shit! i thought you said my DOG had sex with my girlfriend, until I saw that sha was pregnant, i'lold

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 11:17 PM

At 4/18/06 10:56 PM, JuiceBox_Clock wrote: What the fuck? Call the police, don't ask the dumbasses on NG.

What on earth would the police do about it?

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Response to My dad had sex with my girlfriend! Apr. 18th, 2006 @ 11:19 PM

At 4/18/06 11:17 PM, -Fudge- wrote:
At 4/18/06 10:56 PM, JuiceBox_Clock wrote: What the fuck? Call the police, don't ask the dumbasses on NG.
What on earth would the police do about it?

wank and eat their donuts