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At 4/18/06 11:19 PM, Coolblue305 wrote:At 4/18/06 11:17 PM, -Fudge- wrote:wank and eat their donutsAt 4/18/06 10:56 PM, JuiceBox_Clock wrote: What the fuck? Call the police, don't ask the dumbasses on NG.What on earth would the police do about it?
*Wank using their donuts and then eat them.
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One good thing about this; get him to pay child support if the child is indeed fathered by him, you get extra cash and he gets raped through his wallet.
At 4/18/06 08:04 PM, WadeFulp wrote:
Or you could leave you GF, keep your existing child with you, and your Dad can help support his new son or daughter which would be your half brother. Your son would also be half brothers this child. So your son would by your half brother's half brother.
thats what i was gonna say!
Take your child and cut ties with those 2! If its your dads child he can look after it an ur gf obviously inst fit to be a parent, if i was u i would leave the country aswell to get away, come to asutralia its nice, warm and cheap! :D
At 4/18/06 07:54 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: I assume you're not married?
Leave her and she can put up with two kids whilst you're fine
too bad his wages will be garnished.
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well then that child wont be yours. you can chose to ether take care of it like a son or totally neglect it.
it wont be your responsibility.
how about after she has the baby, put it up for adoption.
you may be able to sue your father.
if my gf did this, i probebly would loose trust in her. it would take alot of time and effort from her to gain it back.
maybe she just doesnt care about this relationship enough. there are mistakes and then there are MISTAKES
and she made 2.
one was getting drunk and fucking your father.
two was not telling you about it.
so thus i would say....put it up for adoption. make it clear too. if she argues, tell her that she should have though about this before she screwed your father.
I'm surprised no one has asked this, but is your dad Gandalf the White?
If so, you're fucked.
wow if my dad and my gf did that.. id be so discusted I couldn't look at either of them again..Id probably also be really pissed and leave for good..screw them if they did that and take your son out of there..let her have the other one.
You do realize that your dad just pwned you hard. Not only did he fuck your girlfriend, he's also bring you a little brother into the family... through your girlfriend. That's like the ultimate double pwn.
At 4/18/06 11:17 PM, -Fudge- wrote:At 4/18/06 10:56 PM, JuiceBox_Clock wrote: What the fuck? Call the police, don't ask the dumbasses on NG.What on earth would the police do about it?
His girlfriend is perfect for this gig. These cops will go fifty bucks a head to beat her into submission and then gang fuck her. We can set her up in one of these back street motels, hang pictures of Jesus all over the room, then turn these pigs loose on her... Hell she's strong; she'll hold her own.
she's a whore. take YOUR kid and get the fuck out... dont let ur son be raised by that slut and if ur dad ever comes near u... shoot him... and ur gf for that matter too. and then write whore on her gravestone.
At 4/19/06 03:47 AM, Srobertb wrote: I'm surprised no one has asked this, but is your dad Gandalf the White?
If so, you're fucked.
gandalf the white and gandalf the grey are the same.
it is just that after gandelf the grey battles the monster and die, he becomes gandalf the white.
leave her, she's a whore. theres a saying, "once a cheater, always a cheater." disown your father, he's a filthy prick...any normal parent would leave there childs partner alone. take your son and start over somewere else, make sure you take her to court and prove her to be an unfit mother to the child. you already have a pretty good case....maybe. as for any feelings you have for her, its only left over after a while it will go away... relationships dealing with getting back together after one cheats almost always end up ten times worse then finding out that the person you loved lied and cheated on you.... this i can say from personal experience. if you do get back together with her your gonna have alot of emotional shit to deal with...the constant lack of trust and such...it's going to add a whole new level of drama to the relationship.
gandalf the white is more powerful dickhead. he like leveled up or someshit. actually i think the guys lucky that his dad wasnt froddo!
If by some sick twisted way this were actually true, Gandy (can I call ya Gandy?), I would try to be realistic about it. Is a justice system going to allow some promiscuous whorebag to have custody? I doubt it. Take your kid, disown your dad, gtfo of the country and go find a nice Latina woman or man or whatever.
At 4/18/06 07:53 PM, Coolblue305 wrote: have buttsex with your dad LOL!
honestly dont know, just stay the fuck away from both of them!!
ok well... whatever you do, don't fuck HIS girlfriend... and maybe take it to jerry! he'll fuck it up a bit for you, maybe you can get in a fight with him!
Quitting drugs, drinking, and sex doesn't make you live longer- it just feels longer.
what about an after birth adoption? give the child away try to forget about it, sad but it is a way out.
Or, raise the child as your own, don't tell him/her your dad is there dad, or do the same just tell them, only 3 REASONABLE things i can think of. Or Jerry Springer or some other relationships person.......
illicit makes a damn good signature.
Guys i appreciate your suggestions but theres a few things that i cant do which is why im so fucking frustrated.
1. she doesnt want to give the child up for adoption she actually wants to have it
2. i cant run away with James since he is still my gf's son. So id have to take it to court and make it public about my family being fucked up.
3. i cant buy a gun since they are not worth the bullet and punching in the stomach.... might work but still way too violent for me : / :/ : /
Btw my gf tried calling me today and left about 3 messages telling me to go talk to her! i just cant think of a reason to talk to her since ill probaly just smack her face in, ok so i am abit violent but still, fucking hell!
like omg your the first person that can scare me by just a bit of text o.O
Brake up with that bitch.
Get out. You're still young. You're not married. Who gives a shit about the kid? She put that on herself.
And beat the shit out of your dad.
At 4/19/06 12:49 PM, Gandalf_the_Grey wrote: Btw my gf tried calling me today and left about 3 messages telling me to go talk to her! i just cant think of a reason to talk to her since ill probaly just smack her face in, ok so i am abit violent but still, fucking hell!
You have a legit reason at least. I mean really wtf.
And just like that....he was gone...