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My sexy action-packed bbs story

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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-16 18:40:49


At 5/16/06 05:55 PM, -Syth- wrote: should i expect the rest of the sotry within the nxt... 10 mins or go to bed?

Eh... Ten minutes is pushing it. You might as well go to bed.


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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-16 18:44:21


At 5/16/06 06:40 PM, -Tantalus- wrote:
At 5/16/06 05:55 PM, -Syth- wrote: should i expect the rest of the sotry within the nxt... 10 mins or go to bed?
Eh... Ten minutes is pushing it. You might as well go to bed.

I'll be up later tonite

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-16 23:49:55


At 5/16/06 06:40 PM, -Tantalus- wrote:
At 5/16/06 05:55 PM, -Syth- wrote: should i expect the rest of the sotry within the nxt... 10 mins or go to bed?
Eh... Ten minutes is pushing it. You might as well go to bed.

o boy i cant wait also i LOVE this story u somebody should really make a flash about this also i vote for this to be the bbs post of the year

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-17 00:19:07


At 5/16/06 04:17 PM, -Clone- wrote:
At 5/15/06 09:51 AM, Girdude wrote:
At 5/14/06 11:23 PM, TheTrueMrJack wrote: B, lest I beat you with a large catfish!
c or I'll beat you with a large baseball bat
B both yall quit or I'll beat ya both with my half man half machine dick!

Hey at least mine doesn't hurt you. However, beating people with fish is really fucking funny.

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-17 17:55:49


At 5/17/06 03:53 PM, SL4U6HT3R wrote:
At 5/17/06 12:19 AM, TheTrueMrJack wrote: beating people with fish is really fucking funny.
except it stops being funny when you pass 10 yrs. old...

lol BURNED


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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-17 19:41:20


Adam looked down at the unconscious boy lying on the floor, then up at Krunk again. "We're not gonna kill him, are we?" he asked. Krunk stared at Adam for a moment. "You're not pussin' out on me now, are ya, boy?" Adam averted his gaze. He knew he would have to kill. It was kill or be killed in this hostile world of the People's Militia.

Staring at the unconscious Kyle, Adam searched desperately for something to hate. The boy was obviously a nerd, a loser, and likely had no friends in this world. And it was likely not a soul would miss him. And yet... in the back of Adam's mind, images of Natasha's now dead and bloody friends began popping up.

Looking back up at Krunk, he asked, "What about his parents? Won't they say something to the police when they don't find him?" Krunk stared solemnly at Adam. "Dey won't even know he's gone. I'm goin' ta have an old security guard buddy of mine drag them out of tha building. Dey'll get a note from Big 'N' Salty saying that he arrived, everything's fine." Adam surveyed the unconscious boy's face one last time. Shutting his eyes, Adam said, "Fine. Let's kill him."

Krunk half-smiled, half-frowned as he locked the bathroom door and put a "Restroom Under Maintenance" sign on the door. Grunting with the exertion, he dragged the boy into a nearby stall. Krunk drew a knife from his pocket. Adam turned away. He knew what Krunk was going to do. It was perhaps worse for Adam that he refused to watch. The sound of the sharp knife cutting out chunks of sinewy flesh was unbearable. Krunk had to flush nearly every five minutes to get rid of some of the blood and pieces of body parts. Nearly twenty minutes later, the toilet rang with one resounding flush. "You can turn 'round, now, boy," said Krunk indifferently. Adam turned around to the sight of Krunk wiping up one last splotch of blood with a sponge. Kyle was gone.

Even though Adam knew exactly what had happened, he was still too shocked into silence to say anything at all. It was at this point, Adam realized that the entire militia was nothing but a pack of cold-blooded murderers. Krunk did not seem even slightly effected by what had happened. Putting his hand on Adam's shoulder, Krunk said, "I'm sorry, boy... But it had ta be done." Adam still said nothing as Krunk removed his hand and hit a button on his watch.

A small picture of a black man appeared on the screen. "Yo Krunk! I took care uv tha problem. I left tha kid's tickets in customs. Dey know ta give it ta you. Peace." Krunk simply nodded and hit the button again.

Krunk motioned to Adam. "Let's go." They both walked calmly out of the bathroom, Krunk removing the sign as he left. Walking quickly, Krunk led Adam to customs. With little hassle, Adam soon had his ticket. When they made it back to gate 13A, Krunk handed Adam his tickets. Shouldering his carry-on bag, Adam stood ready to depart. Krunk said, "Look, just make it through free more days. When tha time is right, Natasha will give you ekzactly what you need ta take care of Big 'N' Salty. Good luck, boy. I know we'll be seeing each otha again soon." Adam simply smiled and nodded. There was no need for further dialogue. Adam ran to the ticket lady, and, after handing her his ticket, boarded the plane. Adam found his seat and nestled in, ready for a four-hour plane ride.

Does Adam...
A) Masturbate on the plane
B) Read up on Kyle Olims from the folder Vance gave him
C) Try to message Natasha through his PSP


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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-17 19:49:21


C) message natasha on his psp. -Tantalus- you rule

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-17 20:03:40


damn it I don't know what to choose! why didn't you just put an all of the above?GRRRR A then C then B


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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-17 20:30:58


omfg this sh!t was repeated like 45gazzilion times by the same guy

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-17 20:44:34


At 5/17/06 08:30 PM, shake911 wrote: omfg this sh!t was repeated like 45gazzilion times by the same guy

....... What?


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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-17 20:58:30


Although B is the logical choice, I am curious as to what would happen if he fapped. So I choose....

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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-17 21:02:23


A is for Assrape.

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-17 21:03:05


Why am I not surprised everyone wanted Krunk to kill him?

Anyways, Choice A) for comic relief.


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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-17 21:05:29


A!!!


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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-17 21:46:32


i choose a :)

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-17 21:59:17


A because it needs to be funny again.

But you do have terrific writing skills.


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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-17 22:28:39


A is for testiclar cancer

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-17 22:30:19


It's been a while since we've seen any fapping.. Im all for having a good story but we gotta keep that element in tact. Does he still have splinters in his penis at this point?

A.

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-17 22:45:42


Every time you don't vote A, God kills a kitten.

please, think of the kittens.

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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-17 23:11:06


B. Learn what the poor little kid was like so he can act like him.

Why'd he have to die. Not necisary.

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-17 23:26:27


At 5/17/06 11:11 PM, extremegamer2491 wrote: Why'd he have to die. Not necisary.

He had to die because people voted it that way.


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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-18 00:38:56


This just gets better and better. I say A.

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-18 02:33:39


All is good,so could you make Adam do 'em all?

But if ya don't so make it Athen.

-Tantalus- I love you.<3 :D Your story is awsome.^^

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-18 03:43:34


i love you and your story <3

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-18 05:02:09


AAAAAAAAAA then c


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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-18 05:06:13


C! <- thats to short so heres some useless words...


I put the FUN in dysfunctional.

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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-18 14:41:58


I vote A!

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-18 15:16:03


why the fuck is there always masturbation in the choices?????
othervise than that C!!


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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-18 15:22:11


i actually like this story.You should make a flash movie out of this.I choose B

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-05-18 19:46:38


dude u are a sweet story writer.....................do A then my second choice is C then my last choice is B