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My sexy action-packed bbs story

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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-15 22:01:58


B. all the way. through the table WWE style


I'm gonna go back to my room and be awesome.

Desert Punk of the NG /A/|My VA Demo Reel|Audio Portal|

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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-15 22:11:24


Awesome. Awesome...to the max. I have a good feeling about the next post. I choose B!

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-15 22:13:20


D,
I have a bad feelin if he does anythin else

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-15 22:30:28


D. Lay him out, then walk away.

That's what I'd do...

...if I had any physical strength.

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-15 22:35:10


C.) Deck the motherfucker >:(

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-15 22:37:12


d becas im bord


Yummy

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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-15 22:41:04


Yeffing B. BBBB.

B.B. King
Butterfinger BBs
B.
Johnny B. Goode
B.D.'s Mongolian Barbecue.


I'm in ur plane, killin ur snakes.

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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-15 22:42:18


i took all of your stories and put then on microsoft word
did you know your story (so far) is...
15 PAGES LONG!!
9105 WORDS
666 LINES ironic.....
charachters w/ spaces: 49,020
w/o spaces 39,922

W.O.W.

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-15 22:51:14


omfg


Yummy

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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-15 22:52:28


At 4/15/06 10:42 PM, hoops31237 wrote: i took all of your stories and put then on microsoft word
did you know your story (so far) is...
15 PAGES LONG!!
9105 WORDS
666 LINES ironic.....
charachters w/ spaces: 49,020
w/o spaces 39,922

W.O.W.

Sweet. What do I win?


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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-15 22:56:16


A free Handjob from me, lol.


I'm in ur plane, killin ur snakes.

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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-15 23:01:18


OMFG PICK AAAAAAAAAAA LOL

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-15 23:15:39


A, FTW!!!!!


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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-15 23:15:57


At 4/15/06 10:52 PM, _Sisyphus_ wrote:
At 4/15/06 10:42 PM, hoops31237 wrote: i took all of your stories and put then on microsoft word
did you know your story (so far) is...
15 PAGES LONG!!
9105 WORDS
666 LINES ironic.....
charachters w/ spaces: 49,020
w/o spaces 39,922

W.O.W.
Sweet. What do I win?

my respect, and a part in my sig

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-15 23:18:14


At 4/15/06 11:15 PM, hoops31237 wrote:

my respect, and a part in my sig

lol, you don't have a sig.


I'm in ur plane, killin ur snakes.

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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-15 23:23:01


Awesome story so far
B for all1!!!1@!!!@!#1!!#!#!@
BBBBBB


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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-15 23:34:57


B is god.

My sexy action-packed bbs story


I'm in ur plane, killin ur snakes.

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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-15 23:39:23


D,because it's D.

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-15 23:42:53


could someone write a summary of what has happend so far...I don't want to read 15 pages of peoples votes.


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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-15 23:45:00


At 4/15/06 11:42 PM, ganon-dorf wrote: could someone write a summary of what has happend so far...I don't want to read 15 pages of peoples votes.

No.


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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-15 23:46:18


At 4/15/06 09:42 PM, _Sisyphus_ wrote: Does Adam...
A) Pick up a chair and beat the kid senseless
B) Pick up the kid, smash him into a table
C) Deck the motherfucker
D) Lay him out flat on his back, then walk away

B) Do it WWE Style!


yes.

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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-15 23:58:14


At 4/15/06 11:46 PM, KingRJ wrote:
At 4/15/06 09:42 PM, _Sisyphus_ wrote: Does Adam...
A) Pick up a chair and beat the kid senseless
B) Pick up the kid, smash him into a table
C) Deck the motherfucker
D) Lay him out flat on his back, then walk away
B) Do it WWE Style!

hey. I said that first. but you share the same spirit, so its cool


I'm gonna go back to my room and be awesome.

Desert Punk of the NG /A/|My VA Demo Reel|Audio Portal|

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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-16 00:13:32


someone should make this narratod or in flash =B


Yummy

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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-16 00:21:29


yey i finally caught up!!! oh ya c. deck tha muthafuckas ass!


I've been Fab since the re-design,have you?

JUST BECAUSE I LISTEN TO COREY HART :'[

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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-16 00:39:56


A! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaahooooo! This thread is blazin'!

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-16 01:05:19


At 4/16/06 12:13 AM, Matt_Bob_343Spark wrote: someone should make this narratod or in flash =B

That would be great. Like TLOTFNG(Legend of the food nipple grunt) I would have to be done by a very accomplished master of the program though. Luis?

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-16 01:14:11


That kid gets what he has coming to him!

C all the way!

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-16 01:24:37


It was close, but I believe majority was B. At least it was when I checked.

"Let's," Adam said, smiling crazily. The kid got up and circled around the table until he was face to face with Adam. "Ain't you scared, whitey?" he asked. Adam backed up about 2 feet, waving his hand in front of his nose. "Only of your breath, blacky." The kid had had it. He rushed Adam, fist raised, and took a swing. Adam ducked out of the way at the last second and stuck his leg out, causing the kid to trip and fall on his face. Everyone at the table "ooo'ed" and "aaa'ed. Their friend was getting his ass kicked. And by a white boy, to say no less. Before the kid could get up, Adam heaved him bodily by the back of his shirt and threw him into the table where his friends were sitting. Everyone at the table immediately got up and out of the way as their friend came sailing through the air and snapped the table legs. He didn't get up after that. He just lied on the ground and moaned pathetically. At this point, all the girls cleared out of the way. The remaining five black boys at the table cleared the way, throwing tables left and right so they would have a bigger arena to kick Adam's ass in. Adam chanced one glance at Natasha. He saw fear in her eyes.

The five black boys formed a circle around Adam. He found himself immediately regretting his decision. One or two was fine, but five? He didn't stand a chance. And he knew they wouldn't be playing fair. All five of them began walking slowly up to Adam at the same time. He was surrounded, and couldn't find a way out. Adam decided his best bet was to take down at least one of them and get the fuck out of the circle. He could use the tables to his own advantage. Adam picked the smallest of the five, and rushed him, screaming profanities about his mother. The boy flinched, putting his hands over his eyes, as Adam punched him in the stomach. Hard. The kid had his wind knocked out of him. All the rest of them grabbed Adam as he tried to run. They threw him on his back, and began beating him severely. One sat on Adam's chest, while punching him repeatedly in the face. Another beat him in the stomach with a chair, and the final two took turns kicking him in the nuts. Adam was getting the shit beaten out of him. He tried to get up, he tried to push them off of him, but he was always pushed back down and beaten some more. It got to the point where Adam was sure they'd kill him. Then help arrived.

A man in a mask seized the two kicking Adam in the balls by their necks and threw them against the wall. He seized the chair from the one beating Adam in the stomach and smashed it over the head of the one punching him in the face. He then picked up the remaining assailant and kneed him in the face 4 times. Every single one of them was out cold. Finally he held out his hand and lifted the bruised and battered Adam off the floor. The entire cafeteria was in shambles. Everyone just stood and stared at Adam and the masked man. The man turned to Adam. "Perhaps you should be more careful," he said. Adam almost heard humor in his voice. Before Adam could reply, the man ran out of the cafeteria, leaping over tables and chairs, and leaving everyone speechless. At this point, Krunk burst through the doubledoors and ran over to Adam. "You okay, boy?" he asked worriedly. "Yeah, I'm fine..." Adam replied. "Some masked guy just ran in here and saved my ass. Probably my life. Cause I know no one else in the cafeteria would've helped me." Adam's eyes turned to Natasha as he said this last part. She looked away. Krunk breathed a sigh of relief. "At least you're alright. How 'bout we go an' see 'bout some gadgets?"

Does Adam...
A) Go with Krunk, get his gadgets for the mission
B) Talk to Natasha alone
C) Exact his revenge on the boys first, then A
D) Exact his revenge on the boys first, then B


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Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-16 01:33:12


B, we already know what happened when he fought those guys anyway.

Response to My sexy action-packed bbs story 2006-04-16 01:37:50


I wouldn't piss Krunk off too much. He might wanna kick your ass after all the shit you've pulled. I'll say A.