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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-19 11:31:25


At 10/18/07 07:03 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Slash <3's storms.

Then stay off here, Israel in mid October has been reduced to 40% humidity which basically causes constant dry mouth and aching teeth as well as occasional Migraines. About twice or so last week the weather was pleasant and too hot as it would normally be, but for now it's rather bad. Hopefully by November we'll get a little more rain and such...


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-19 11:41:45


At 10/19/07 10:18 AM, PossiblePancakes wrote: I didn't get to B/P much as I was downloading installation for Counter-Strike: Source for around 10 hours yesterday.

I haven't got much B/Ping done this week, as the hard drive on my computer at home imploded while my brother was playing on it. Now we've got 1 computer, which wasn't connected to the internet, because for some reason, with the master computer connected directly to the modem, the wireless router works, but without it won't, which fucked me off mightily.

Now I'm struggling to reach the 30/day for the week, which may or may not be boosted by me being at my girlfriend's tonight.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-19 17:38:15


At 10/19/07 11:41 AM, Coop83 wrote: Now I'm struggling to reach the 30/day for the week, which may or may not be boosted by me being at my girlfriend's tonight.

Wait, you'd rather B/P than hang out with your girlfriend? Hey, this week hasn't been good for me on the B/P front, but if I had a current girlfriend, I'd much rather hang out with her than B/P.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-19 19:03:34


At 10/19/07 05:38 PM, TheThing wrote:
Wait, you'd rather B/P than hang out with your girlfriend? Hey, this week hasn't been good for me on the B/P front, but if I had a current girlfriend, I'd much rather hang out with her than B/P.

It's a good thing you saved yourself by writing current girlfriend or ya know, we'd think you were a loser who'd never had a girlfriend...touche my friend touche.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-19 20:49:25


At 10/19/07 07:03 PM, HoboPorn wrote:
At 10/19/07 05:38 PM, TheThing wrote:
Wait, you'd rather B/P than hang out with your girlfriend? Hey, this week hasn't been good for me on the B/P front, but if I had a current girlfriend, I'd much rather hang out with her than B/P.
It's a good thing you saved yourself by writing current girlfriend or ya know, we'd think you were a loser who'd never had a girlfriend...touche my friend touche.

I'm meticulous like that. I knew that if I said just "girlfriend", I'd be called a loser who'd never had a girlfriend. Which would be a lie. I've had like 864635146870654105367461 girlfriends. And they were all hot. And I had regular orgies with them.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-20 01:10:23


At 10/19/07 05:38 PM, TheThing wrote: Wait, you'd rather B/P than hang out with your girlfriend? Hey, this week hasn't been good for me on the B/P front, but if I had a current girlfriend, I'd much rather hang out with her than B/P.

HE knows that he is taking about... If I had a girlfriend right now... You wouldn't see my here on NG... XD (well, once a month.. maybe)
but... everyone do whatever he wants... so... don't be so cruel TheThing, don't say it that way...
and... Coop83... good luck with her... I wish you the best...

And.. Today was my graduation at School... so now.. I have a big diploma =D...
I start the University on February... so... I going to dedicate full to flash right now... because I really would like to upload something on NG... And I want it to be very good...
XD...

- Sergeant aldlv


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-20 07:26:16


Hey all,

Just thought I would make this quick post to highlight a sad message I discovered just then. It seems that Denvish may be leaving NG's for good. I didn't really know him personally, but he was a great user and its a little sad to see him leaving. If you want to know where I got this information just look here.

*Salutes*


Do you have 2,500+ b/p points? Are you looking for an intelligent club where you can discuss NG related and unrelated topics? Join the Elite Guard Barracks!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-20 10:29:52


STOLEN
ORIGINAL

-and-

STOLEN
ORIGINAL

This is NOT the guy no matter what it says on his profile. There are easily downloaded games.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-20 11:51:47


Sir, i'd lke to join the elite guard, sir!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-20 12:41:42


At 10/20/07 11:51 AM, SnakeHank wrote: Sir, i'd lke to join the elite guard, sir!

You can't, civilian. You need to earn 2,500 B/P first. Try out for the NGDoD first, then go for the NGPD when you have the B/P required for them. Sooner or later you will qualify for us.

Good luck.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-20 13:00:14


At 10/20/07 10:29 AM, RSQViper wrote: STOLEN

I'm suspicious too but there is no solid proof it's stolen, did you notice his e-mail origin while it was UJ? It still passed now...


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-20 14:28:07


At 10/20/07 10:29 AM, RSQViper wrote: STOLEN
ORIGINAL

-and-

STOLEN
ORIGINAL

This is NOT the guy no matter what it says on his profile. There are easily downloaded games.

Both of the stolen flashes that you pointed link to the same flash. Also, they've passed, but I wasn't here when you posted it, so I couldn't flag them.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-20 17:49:20


At 10/20/07 01:10 AM, aldlv wrote: but... everyone do whatever he wants... so... don't be so cruel TheThing, don't say it that way...
and... Coop83... good luck with her... I wish you the best...

I'm not being cruel, I'm just asking why he would opt to spend time on a website instead of doing whatever with his girlfriend. You have to hang out together if you want to stay together. And what's with all the "..."s?

And.. Today was my graduation at School... so now.. I have a big diploma =D...

Awesome! I don't graduate for another 2 1/2 years. :(

I start the University on February... so... I going to dedicate full to flash right now... because I really would like to upload something on NG... And I want it to be very good...

If you haven't uploaded anything on NG, I'm not sure how good it would be. I'd say hold off on submitting something, and just practice in flash; fool around until you get used to doing actionscript and drawing.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-20 19:23:40


At 10/20/07 12:41 PM, RSQViper wrote:
At 10/20/07 11:51 AM, SnakeHank wrote: Sir, i'd lke to join the elite guard, sir!
You can't, civilian. You need to earn 2,500 B/P first. Try out for the NGDoD first, then go for the NGPD when you have the B/P required for them. Sooner or later you will qualify for us.

Good luck.

Thank you, sir.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-20 23:49:53


Well, I've been getting some B/P done today. Not a WHOLE lot, but definitely more than the last week to week and a half.

But, I did get SOMETHING today that is quite sexiful.

After nearly two years of silvery goodness:

The Elite Guard Barracks

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-21 00:23:54


At 10/20/07 07:26 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Hey all,

Hi, Baby...

Just thought I would make this quick post to highlight a sad message I discovered just then. It seems that Denvish may be leaving NG's for good. I didn't really know him personally, but he was a great user and its a little sad to see him leaving. If you want to know where I got this information just look here.

Denvish was a great member and a model B/Per. He was one of the few moderators I respected and felt deserved the position. It is truly sad to see such an honest, good doing user leave. I hope he will be back to assist us in the Portal one day.

*Salutes*

*Salutes*

At 10/20/07 11:49 PM, RSQViper wrote: Well, I've been getting some B/P done today. Not a WHOLE lot, but definitely more than the last week to week and a half.

I had such a great weekend to B/P. I had three days, but my schedule made me unable to B/P. I only have tomorrow free, so I'm waking up at 9:00 am CST, and B/Ping all day. In a few days I may pass you in B/P. =P

But, I did get SOMETHING today that is quite sexiful.

After nearly two years of silvery goodness:

I just got my Gold whistle last week. It makes me feel amazing.

On a different note, I shopped all day today! I feel like such an emo because I got around 5 pairs of jeans...THAT ARE TIGHT! I mean they are really tight as in cool, but also crunch my balls into a compact form that I never knew existed. It is OK though because I didn't get them at Hot Topic, but at American Eagle. However, I then went to Hot Topic and got some awesome band tee-shirts. My mom probably spent around $750 on clothes for me today; as well as $250 on my sister and $500 for the house decorations.

Today was a long day and I am catching a cold, so I better be off to sleep.

By the way, Supreme Commander EagleRock, the Barrack's cots are very uncomfortable.

*Salutes*


Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-21 03:24:22


At 10/21/07 12:23 AM, PossiblePancakes wrote:
By the way, Supreme Commander EagleRock, the Barrack's cots are very uncomfortable.

O.O....

HOW dare you complain about the cots, you useless walking pair of testicles, we picked you off the street and gave you a roof over your head and a honorary job and you dare tell us the cots are uncomfortable? Then go out to the fucking street and sleep on a bench and beg for charity, see how you like it then!

I do not like ungrateful people :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-21 13:44:55


At 10/21/07 03:24 AM, Phantom wrote: O.O....

O.o....

HOW dare you complain about the cots, you useless walking pair of testicles, we picked you off the street and gave you a roof over your head and a honorary job and you dare tell us the cots are uncomfortable? Then go out to the fucking street and sleep on a bench and beg for charity, see how you like it then!

It would be more comfortable if Slash didn't have the cot under me! He always has a freaking boner and it starts to take a toll on my back! I mean, if I wanted to get molested I would just go to Alabama. Besides, if I sleep outside I will be even more uncomfortable and thus become a little prick. =(

I do not like ungrateful people :P

Yeah...me too.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-21 13:57:38


At 10/21/07 01:44 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote: O.o....

>_>

It would be more comfortable if Slash didn't have the cot under me! He always has a freaking boner and it starts to take a toll on my back! I mean, if I wanted to get molested I would just go to Alabama. Besides, if I sleep outside I will be even more uncomfortable and thus become a little prick. =(

Hmmm, that we already tried solving, in the upper cot he simply crushes our roof which is rather costly...But since this needs solving, we'll insert a small stun gun in the bottom part of your bunk, that should restrain him for as long as those AA batteries work. Enjoy ; )

Yeah...me too.

And I don't like roof wrecking erections.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-21 19:42:47


Civilian KamakaziSparow reporting in for Militia duty SIRS! Is there anything I can do to help?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-22 01:26:29


At 10/21/07 07:42 PM, KamakaziSparow wrote: Civilian KamakaziSparow reporting in for Militia duty SIRS! Is there anything I can do to help?

At this time you're not a high enough B/p level you need 2,500 B/ps to get in. But you can help by voting fairly on all submissions and not for B/p points.

Oh shit guys in southern california there's a state of emergency right now! Two major fires with ten smaller ones. It's getting prettty scary becaus it's like 15-20 minutes away from me! I hope my power doesn't go out that shit would suck.


Multipurpose Blog/Normal comments.

I'm officially gay now.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-22 01:28:54


At 10/21/07 07:42 PM, KamakaziSparow wrote: Civilian KamakaziSparow reporting in for Militia duty SIRS! Is there anything I can do to help?

First of all, to join the Elite Guard Barracks you need to have at least 2,500 B/P points to have a rank of Elite Guard.

But for now you could join other Blam and Protection crews like the Newgrounds Police Headquarters and the newgrounds departement of defense.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-22 07:35:02


At 10/19/07 05:38 PM, TheThing wrote: Wait, you'd rather B/P than hang out with your girlfriend? Hey, this week hasn't been good for me on the B/P front, but if I had a current girlfriend, I'd much rather hang out with her than B/P.

I can do both :P She sits down and does some painting, I'll sit in front of the computer. There's no privacy in her house, as her Mum spends most of her time on the sofa, recovering. I'm making the best of a bad situation and the cooking's better at her place than mine :P

My girlfriend understands the joy of free time. She gets enough of it, being unemployed, while I work 35+ hours per week and go to the gym for about 8 hours on top of that.

The occasional half-hour to hit the portal and catch up with a few reviews is all I really need. Sometimes, she even watches the flash I show her - she's into Blockhead, Skullhead and Brackenwood. She has been known to laugh disapprovingly at Tankmen :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-22 12:54:53


At 10/22/07 07:35 AM, Coop83 wrote: I can do both :P

With all due respect to a fellow Supreme Commander, you are one lucky bastard. I have been without a relationship for the entire duration I was active in NG, that means since about....September of 2005 but I will say I've been trying to get back in the game but fuck is it hard, although I'm an intelligent, average looking, amusing and thoughtful guy, women here are either retarded or play hard to get on a world class level. My new year resolution of 2007 was to avoid women all together for at least one year.

It did not work.

>_>


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-22 15:16:13


hey... ATTENTION!!!
something is happening in our forum... look...
some Unregistered ppl are posting are posting topic on the 'Member Introductions' they are putting a lot of link...
Slash.. sir...
Do you know what's happening?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-22 16:09:45


At 10/22/07 03:16 PM, aldlv wrote: Do you know what's happening?

Deleted, it's just some random advertising crap that comes up occasionally when you run a forum. If it goes on, I'll have to recommend changing posting abilities in the site to only validated users...


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-22 16:17:11


At 10/22/07 04:09 PM, Phantom wrote: I'll have to recommend changing posting abilities in the site to only validated users...

I thought that was on.. already...
Well... thnx for deleting them sir...
i'll go back to front lines...
*salute*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-22 17:09:16


At 10/22/07 07:35 AM, Coop83 wrote: I can do both :P

You sir, are one lucky bastard. I wish any of my girlfriends (hell, even my friends) were so excepting of Newgrounds as she is.

You should marry her.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-22 17:35:11


At 10/22/07 05:09 PM, TheThing wrote: You should marry her.

Wow... that was deep... XD... And... he is right... you should...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-22 19:08:06


Sirs! I was not requesting to join! I was requesting if there was anything I could do to further your goals! As a milita voulenteer, I am ready for reasrve socouting and recon duty any time, sirs!


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