Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

Today I levled up and I now know I'm not slacking off because I have goten 95 B/P points today and the night is still young

is 95 B/P points good?

At 6/30/06 10:28 PM, AustinR wrote:

is 95 B/P points good?

Very good. It's above average. It's good to have over 75 a week, but over 100 is extraordinary.

At 6/30/06 10:35 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Very good. It's above average. It's good to have over 75 a week, but over 100 is extraordinary.

I think I had a good 130 to 150 today. :)

At 6/30/06 10:28 PM, AustinR wrote: Today I levled up

Har, level 9 sucks, I was psyched about it when I first got to it, but then after a couple months I was like ">:("

At 6/30/06 10:46 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: Har, level 9 sucks, I was psyched about it when I first got to it, but then after a couple months I was like ">:("

i think he was talking about b/p levels. but maybe you were just commenting on his icon. i donno, if you were i apologize for being mistaken.

very few points today, as things got pretty busy and i was still tired from yesterday. still, i think im going to hit that 100 a day mark like i wanted. kings dominion was incredible though, and id gladly sacrifice NG for a day up there.

giong again soon, so i will :P

At 6/30/06 10:59 PM, worldfamous wrote:

At 6/30/06 10:46 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: Har, level 9 sucks, I was psyched about it when I first got to it, but then after a couple months I was like ">:("

i think he was talking about b/p levels. but maybe you were just commenting on his icon. i donno, if you were i apologize for being mistaken.

Well, littlewashu said like, the same thing, so I assumed he meant level, but w/e, still, congrats to him :)

Daily Report For 6/30/06

Start: 13,051 Blams/6,759 Saves
End: 13,096 Blams/6,791 Saves
Total: 45 Blams/32 Saves (77 Total)

Next Rank: 1613 Until Major General

Congratulations to AustinR for making Corporal

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

Daily Report 6/30:

Start: 21,859 blams. 7,949 saves.
End: 21,928 blams. 7,974 saves.
Overall: 69 blams. 25 saves. (Total: 94)

98 until EGSC.

Only a little bit left to go...

Salute.

Enf od Day Report for 6-30-06

Blams: 1499 (+41)
Saves: 652 (+22)

Total: 2151 (+63)

currently EG Private First Class

Need +349 for next rank

Beginning to inch up again after a few days of slow-down. All in all, a good day at the Portal.

Congrats to AustinR for levelling up

Salute!

End of day report:

Blams: 32
Protects: 11
Total: 43
Points until next level: 212

Daily Report 6/30
Blams: 1781
Saves: 935
Total B/P points: 2716
Total B/P points acquired today: 75
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Corporal (284 until next grade)

*sniffs*

ahhhhhh. I'll be here soon

Update
Blams:4417
Saves:2017
Total Blam/Protection points:6434
Total Blam/Protection points acquired today:104
566 until next upgrade
I passed 2000 protection points today. I know it isn;t a lot but it is something.
~Salute~

At 7/1/06 02:45 AM, Hemlok wrote: I passed 2000 protection points today. I know it isn;t a lot but it is something.

Congratulations, I'm going to get 1000 protects in these next couple of days.

I am writing this complant because I take issue with some of The Elite Guard Barracks's prank phone calls. To get immediately to the point, you don't need to be a rocket scientist to detect the subtext of this letter.
But just in case it's too subliminal for some, let me thrust it into your face right here: I can say one thing about The Elite Guard Barracks. It understands better than any of us that psychological impact is paramount -- not facts, not anybody's principles, not right and wrong. I'm not suggesting that we behave likewise. I'm suggesting only that if we contradict The Elite Guard Barracks, we are labelled ribald, atrabilious snollygosters. If we capitulate, however, we forfeit our freedoms. Purists may object to my failure to present specific examples of The Elite Guard Barracks's litigious solutions. Fortunately, I do have an explanation for this omission. The explanation demands an understanding of how The Elite Guard Barracks's biases are based on a technique I'm sure you've heard of. It's called "lying". The Elite Guard Barracks has for a long time been arguing that ageism is the only alternative to anarchism. Had it instead been arguing that no one -- except The Elite Guard Barracks, so high on its own hallucinations that it believes them to be real -- can seriously believe that it has a "special" perspective on sensationalism which carries with it a "special" right to shatter other people's lives and dreams, I might cede it its point. As it stands, the leap of faith required to bridge the logical gap in The Elite Guard Barracks's arguments is simply too terrifying for me to contemplate. What I do often contemplate, however, is how perhaps one day we will live in a world where good people are not troubled by fear of quixotic dips. Until that day arrives, however, we must spread the word that The Elite Guard Barracks has declared that it's staging a revolt against everyone who wants to identify, challenge, defy, disrupt, and, finally, destroy the institutions that misdirect our efforts into fighting each other rather than into understanding the nature and endurance of hypersensitive interventionism. The Elite Guard Barracks's revolting all right; the very sight of it turns my stomach. All kidding aside, the ultimate aim of its exegeses is to restructure society as a pyramid with The Elite Guard Barracks at the top, The Elite Guard Barracks's comrades directly underneath, wild scrubs beneath them, and the rest of at the bottom. This new societal structure will enable The Elite Guard Barracks to utilize questionable and illegal fund-raising techniques, which makes me realize that if I said that sin is good for the soul, I'd be a liar. But I'd be being thoroughly honest if I said that to say that we should all bear the brunt of The Elite Guard Barracks's actions is pesky nonsense and untrue to boot.

The Elite Guard Barracks claims that its opinions represent the opinions of the majority -- or even a plurality. That claim illustrates a serious reasoning fallacy, one that is pandemic in its holier-than-thou attitudes. Then again, whenever The Elite Guard Barracks announces that it is the ultimate authority on what's right and what's wrong, its accomplices applaud on cue and the accolades are long and ostentatious. What's funny is that they don't provide similar feedback whenever I tell them that The Elite Guard Barracks keeps saying that we should derive moral guidance from its glitzy, multi-culti, hip-hop, consumption-oriented invectives. For some reason, The Elite Guard Barracks's brethren actually believe this nonsense. The Elite Guard Barracks loves getting up in front of people and telling them that merit is adequately measured by its methods and qualifications. It then boasts about how it'll preach a propaganda of hate in a matter of days. It's all part of the media spectacle that is The Elite Guard Barracks. Of course, it soaks it up and wallows in it like a pig in mud. Speaking of pigs and mud, the pen is a powerful tool. Why don't we use that tool to unmask The Elite Guard Barracks's true face and intentions in regard to Stalinism?

At the very least, for The Elite Guard Barracks's sappy plans to succeed, it needs to "dumb down" our society. An uninformed populace is easier to control and manipulate than an educated populace. Quicker than you can double-check the spelling of "parallelogrammatical", schoolchildren will stop being required to learn the meanings of words like "scientificoreligious" and "phenomenalistic". They will be incapable of comprehending that I am not fooled by The Elite Guard Barracks's ornery and eristic rhetoric. I therefore gladly accept the responsibility of notifying others that The Elite Guard Barracks's grand plan is to put a catty, arrogant spin on important issues. I'm sure Mao Tse Tung would approve. In any case, if you were to tell The Elite Guard Barracks that with its campaigns, simple credos like "check your sources" and "argue the other side of the question" have gone out the window, it'd just pull its security blanket a little tighter around itself and refuse to come out and deal with the real world. Individually, The Elite Guard Barracks's squibs till the ignorant side of the alarmism garden. But linked together, The Elite Guard Barracks's criticisms could easily impose a one-size-fits-all model on how society should function. It's easy for armchair philosophers to theorize about The Elite Guard Barracks and about hypothetical solutions to our The Elite Guard Barracks problem. It's an entirely more difficult matter, however, when one considers that it wants us to believe that pessimism is a noble goal. How stupid does it think we are? I don't pretend to know the answer, but I do know that when it says that the most mutinous four-flushers you'll ever see are inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive, in its mind, that's supposed to end the argument. It's like it believes it has said something very profound. This letter has gone on far too long, in my opinion, and probably yours as well. So let me end it by saying merely that The Elite Guard Barracks has only half (if that) of the information needed to make an informed decision about antagonism.

At 6/30/06 06:44 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 06/30/06 Report - As of 0630 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #464 +2 from yesterday
Blams: 3945 +6 from yesterday
Saves: 2265 +5 from yesterday
Next Rank: 795 points until Sergeant Major

7/1/06 Report - As of 0605 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #464 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3950 +5 from yesterday
Saves: 2262 -3 from yesterday?
Next Rank: 788 points until Sergeant Major

That 2265 from yesterday must have been an error. I'm guessing that it was really 2260.

Imagine my joy as I'm 9 points away from a star and these degenerates B/Pers aren’t doing nothing. If I miss that star 9 points away from it, I’m gonna run to the store, steal every alarm clock around, and kill the clerk. And then never sleep again.

today i voted 5 on a movie woahhhhh

I noticed that Eagle, Ghost, JoKeR are all about to become EG commanders. What are you guys planning to do after getting the last badger? When are you going to stop? Or are you all gunning for the No.1 spot? It will be awesome if our barracks have someone who is on the top of some status.

At 7/1/06 06:35 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: I noticed that Eagle, Ghost, JoKeR are all about to become EG commanders. What are you guys planning to do after getting the last badger? When are you going to stop? Or are you all gunning for the No.1 spot? It will be awesome if our barracks have someone who is on the top of some status.

I'm probably gonna slow down by a couple hundreds of points to take the time to properly learn flash and maybe get something on the portal, you know, to become a NG role model like ~X~.

I chewed the brown pasty stuff and swallowed leaving a brown stain on my
tongue. I looked at the inviting asshole and then looked at my unattended
penis that was erect. I looked up and Swift wiggled his ass cheeks at
me. He then rubbed his butt against my body and I got all aroused even
more. I hugged Swift's ass and I got a stool to stand on.

I took my penis and started to hump in and out of Swift's hot and gooey
rump enjoying every moment. I humped into the ass enjoying the feeling of
being in this horse. I sighed in content and feel on the rump of this horse
laying down to rest. Little did I know what he had in store for me next...

It was Friday night and I was laying in my bed thinking about only one
thing... Swift! My horse,my master! Oh,I thought to myself,how I longed to
be near that horse and his beautiful ass again...

I looked up at the clock and it said midnight. Oh,why not I said. I'll
sleep in with Swift tonight and then shower in the morning! No one was on
the farm except me this weekend anyhow.

I got up,put on my jeans and shirt and walked out into the barn. Lucky for
me it was warm out tonight.

I rubbed my the base of my pants as I opened the barn door and then shut it
again. It wouldn't take me long to find out where Swift was...he was the
only horse we had!

Swift neighed and I came running over to where the sound was coming from.
When I saw Swift I immediately grabbed his head and we went into a
passionate kiss,with his huge equine lips easily covering my own. He then
went on to lick my lips with his delicate yet soft tongue covering my face
with horse drool. I sucked it in and swallowed savoring the taste of horse
saliva. He licked my face some more making sure my face was totally
covered. I enjoyed every moment as his big tongue slopped up and down my
face making me moan with pleasure each time. I immediately shed my clothes
and jumped into his stall.

Amazed at my quick actions, Swift rewarded me by showing me his ass and
lift- ing his tail gloriously. I stared wide eyed at the treasure before
me... Swift's ass. I got up and immediately groveled before it. As his
ass towered overed me, I knew what was coming...I lay down on my back with
my face right under his butt.

Swift then let out a fresh yellow/brown batch of shit onto my face getting
it all over my head and body. I managed to get some chunks into my mouth
and started chewing...it was kinda hard to chew but I managed. I rolled the
shit with my tongue all over my mouth resulting in horse manure breath
which Swift fondly approved of. Speaking of Swift,he immediately turned
around and came over to sniff me laying in the sawdust with his shit. He
licked all over my face cleaning me up and getting me all slobbered up
again.

Just when I prepared for a good face licking again,Swift did the unexpected
yet again and went right to my balls...massaging them with his tongue. I
moan- ed out loud in pleasure as he wrapped his salivary tongue around my
penis and squeezed it. I just laid there and continued to moan as my master
continued his licking of my penis...licking up and down,up and down until
he stopped expecting something in return. I was quick to get his piss
dripping penis that was suddenly erect when I got a hold of it.

The long and rubbery length pulsated within my grasp as I began lick up and
down the organ in my hands. I took one hand and rubbed his balls making him
piss all over me! I made sure some of the golden liquid got in my mouth as
it squirted all over Swift's stall and onto me. Even though he was pissing
every- where,I continued to lick the penis getting sticky all at the same
time. Swift sighed in content and stopped pissing. Swift neighed and I got
up. He immed- iately showed me his ass and shook it in front of my
face. This was it I thought...here was the object of my desires...right in
front of me!

I immediately came over to his rump and lifted his tail to find a dung
covered hole just waiting to be cleaned. I obliged and just kissed it at
first. I licked and massaged his butt enjoying every minute of it. Swift
shook his ass cheeks in pleasure at the feel of my tongue and then I went
into his hole tongue first. I went in and out cleaning him out of shit and
cum...mmmm,very good I thought to myself. Swift farted in my face then,and
I inhaled the heavenly scent giving me goosebumps.

Swift then lowered his body so I could get in. I was thinking OH BOY and in
I went with my penis. Like usual, I started gradual humping in and out at
his hole until it opened and let my penis through. Swift's ass hole then
put pressure on my penis making me moan with pleasure feeling his warmness
all around me. It was a comfortable feeling having my penis inside this
horse... oh,how I wish it could last. I lay on Swift's rump and continued
my presistent humping only wanting to pleasure the horse. Swift turned his
head around and licked my face reassuring me. Ooh,I was in heaven in all
right...I was defin- itely in heaven! I soon came and cummed right into his
ass planting his body with my seed. I moaned and fell onto his back in
pleasure. He neighed loudly and I took my penis out of his ass...I looked
at it to see it was covered with brown and yellow shit. I didn't mind about
though...it was time for Swift's turn.

I lay on my belly and put my rump up in the air waiting for Swift's already
erect penis to enter my ass. Swift lived up to his name by immediately
putting his piss dripping penis into my ass...hard! I yelled in pain and
pleasure at the same time as he humped in and out of my small ass hard. He
got a few inches in and pumped and pumped until he climaxed and cummed into
me! Flow after flow of cum came into me as I laid there letting him conquer
me. Satis- fied with himself it seemed,he took his penis out of me and
nudged me onto my back.

I put my hand over my head content with tonight's events until Swift
decided to lay on me! He carefully towered above me and lay down upon me so
that his ass was in front of my head. I felt his entire penis on my chest
and his warm underbelly keeping me warm. I didn't mind so I started to
drift off to sleep as Swift farted in my face again! Sigh,I said,sleep
time. Swift fell asleep on me and I fell asleep to the smell of horse...

At 7/1/06 06:39 AM, Jack_The_Raccoon wrote: I chewed the...

I truly hope Sarai makes an example out of you. Run for the hills.

Blams: 4564
Saves: 2719
Total B/P points: 7283
Total B/P points acquired today: 33

Another slow day for B/P, but a bunch of reviews again.

Resubmissions!
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/322269

It says Version 2.4, but it's actually 2.1. There has been a 2.1 before.

Damn, my clock was set to September when I voted on my first three submissions while I was blamming and protecting so it didn't count. =( Oh well, it was only three blam and protection points.

The list has been updated and we only have one new member for this week.

At 7/1/06 01:45 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: The list has been updated and we only have one new member for this week.

Hooray! But why doyou keep putting up that number 33 guy?

COngrats to Seamonky for most B/P!

At 7/1/06 01:45 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: The list has been updated and we only have one new member for this week.

OMG! First place, Yay! Nice update. :)

COngrats to Seamonky for most B/P!

Thanks Metaldart! I got a response from the creator of TANKMAN too. Yay! A nice week for me.

At 7/1/06 01:51 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:

At 7/1/06 01:45 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: The list has been updated and we only have one new member for this week.

Hooray! But why doyou keep putting up that number 33 guy?

COngrats to Seamonky for most B/P!

I forgot to save the correct link to the profile it's been fixed now.

At 7/1/06 01:45 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: The list has been updated and we only have one new member for this week.

Am I the new member? ;o

Also, I got about 145 b/p yesterday, I don't know why, but I keep getting that for the past couple days, but it's a good thing I suppose :p