Here is an idiot for you. The tittle says all that is needed. "Found on limewire" should tell you where the original file is. He also stated in his comments that he did not make the flash. Easy points here guys. Have fun.

At 8/9/06 05:31 AM, Turkeybean wrote: Here is an idiot for you.

Whistled.

Report for yesterday

Blams: 3297
Saves: 1970
Total B/P points: 5267
Total B/P points acquired today: 51
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant First Class (733 until next grade)
B/P Rank: #588 (+8 move since last log)

Damnit today is my first FULL day of school. I'll be out at 1350 hours and should arrive at my house at around 1420. Then I'll be back to protect the portal :P

*salute*

At 8/8/06 09:16 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 8/8/06 Report - As of 0815 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #450 -1 from yesterday
Blams: 4136 +7 from yesterday
Saves: 2404 +2 from yesterday
Total: 6540 +9 from yesterday
Next Rank: 460 points until Sergeant Major

8/9/06 Report - As of 0645 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #450 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 4138 +2 from yesterday
Saves: 2412 +8 from yesterday
Total: 6550 +10 from yesterday
Next Rank: 450 points until Sergeant Major

Blams: 6060
Saves: 3909
Total B/P points: 9969
Total B/P points acquired today: 67

Well, kind of slow yesterday, but I went out last night, so that's why I didn't get a lot more.

Coop83 Report 09.08.06
Blams: 10,117 (+10)
Saves: 4,664 (+17)
Total: 14,781 (+27)

I'm closing on the 2:1, but I can't afford to fall behind the pace. I need to flesh it out with more saves if possible, but some blams wouldn't go amiss

At 8/8/06 11:54 AM, ever-vigilant wrote: crap. i see what you mean. where can i find this Wi/Ht forum?
e-v

I believe Major_punk sorted you out with a link, so happy hunting.

I found a funny flash today about Hobbits I hope you like it.

At 8/9/06 03:04 AM, Turkeybean wrote: Major_punk

This is obviously quite overdue, but welcome back sir. It has been quite some time since we have seen you.

Thanks Turkeybean, and yeah it has been a fairly long time. Alot of new members I'm not familiar with yet. =/

I assume that your absence did you some good?

Yeah definately, I met a girl here and to be honest I've always been a little shy when it comes to females but since I met her the ice has been shattered. It's too bad I have to leave her behind though. ;_;
Also I don't mean to sound like a fag when I say this but I've had a lot of time to think... about life and everything, it's amazing how much watching the sunset on the coast with a joint can clear your mind. =P

I of course hope that you plan to be around reguarly.

I'll be around probibly as much as I was before, but this week will be unusually busy for me as I have to fly from St Johns to Toronto this Friday, then Saturday I'm going to Warped Tour, and Sunday I'm going to a wedding but after those few days everything will be back to normal. =)

Having some old members coming through is quite nice to see. Clock day ought to catch you back up.

Only 6 days away! I'll be staying up the 24 hours through Clock Day, anyone else planning this?

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Has anyone seen or heard from Phantom? I have not seen him for a long while.

Still computer problems, I hope it gets fixed before Clock Day.

I have not been in here of Ng in general for a week or so and I don't think i will be back for another week at the earliest..... had some problems getting hold of a computer since I am no longer living with my parents. Anyway I will get on for clock day if I have to steal a computer.... Just telling you why I will be away.

99.9% sure this is stolen

but I cant find the original :[

At 8/9/06 03:39 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: 99.9% sure this is stolen

but I cant find the original :[

I don't think it will matter because I think it will get blammed.

Not sure though.

wow you people do have lives :\

At 8/9/06 12:59 PM, Major_punk wrote: Warped Tour,

You lucky bastard :D I wanted to go there myself ( at montreal ) but my parents dont want to bring me and my friends there :(

maybe next time :S

Sir Zero_X700 reproting for duty. Will be EG private in one week.Sir

At 8/9/06 05:47 PM, Zero_X700 wrote: Sir Zero_X700 reproting for duty. Will be EG private in one week.Sir

Excellent! We look forward to your promotion, so that you may join up with us! Good luck!

:salute:

At 8/9/06 12:59 PM, Major_punk wrote: then Saturday I'm going to Warped Tour. =)

Sounds like fun. Wish I could go. :(

Only 6 days away! I'll be staying up the 24 hours through Clock Day, anyone else planning this?

I may. Last time I stayed up for 24 hours, I was in a daze the whole day, and nearly fell asleep too many times. It's a strange feeling.

And I have Clock Day off from work. So I don't get to miss too many Clock Day submissions. :D

Day's end report:

139 points. My promotion to Lieutenant General is getting closer! Hooray!

Damn, it's been somewhat quiet in here lately. We must change that!

Anyone else submitting something for Clock Day? My contribution will showcase all of my flash "skill". XD And hey, I'm used to working with Speakonia, so that won't be a problem!
I'll also be making a flash series later this year. It's based on something I made up in high school that made me and my friends laugh. And that laughing probably is going to send us to hell. Why? You'll see, when my horribly offensive series debuts, winter 2006! :shameless plug:

Hehe. And of course, I REALLY need to do my Hentai Intervention flash.

Ah, but making flash isn't why we're here! It's voting on them! As you all know, lately there have been some very...hateful people on the portal and BBS...submitting stolen flash with extremely provocative aliases and author comments. While this seems to happen most often during the day (although late last night there was a small burst of them), everyone should keep an eye out and their whistles ready for such flash.

There is no need to report those incidents to the Barracks, however...they are all whistled very quickly, and if any fileswapping of such flash occurs, Wade will be notified. And, of course, any spamming by them is to be ignored. I'm proud that no one responded to the spammers yesterday, and the problem was quietly taken care of by senior members.

So, I suppose we can be at DEFCON 4, as the portal is moving slowly, and there is a small chance of flag-worthy flash appearing.

Good hunting, soldiers! :salute:

dont have a daily report for today. hadnt logged stats on the ng log, so mine are a bir screwy for today. will have one tomorrow. i couldve kept track, but...

i heard some talk about warped tour earlier. too bad you all have to wait, cause i was there today. had a freakin blast, especially since it didnt rain for the first time in 4 years or so.

managed to snag a nofx pick from el hefe when he was throwin them to the crowd, so that was pretty much my favorite moment. also got to do a little talking with justin sane which was crazy sweet. who are you looking forward to seeing most? i dont know if the same people will be playing for you all up north.

Daily Report For 8/7/06-8/9/06

Start: 15,500 Blams/8,193 Saves
End: 15,650 Blams/8,304 Saves
Total: 150 Blams (47/37/66)/111 Saves (23/45/43) (261 Total)

Next Rank: 1,546 Until General

Been busy the last few days with work which has left me drained, so I haven't done any reports. That and the stricter enforcement of the no Stat-only post rule (not that I ever say much anyways, other than reporting stolen submissions). So to make up for it, I just rolled the last 3 days into 1 report. Hopefully I can get myself back on track tomorrow.

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

At 8/9/06 12:59 PM, Major_punk wrote: I'll be around probibly as much as I was before, but this week will be unusually busy for me as I have to fly from St Johns to Toronto this Friday, then Saturday I'm going to Warped Tour, and Sunday I'm going to a wedding but after those few days everything will be back to normal. =)

My brother went to Warped, I think it might be fun for a bit but I would hate to be out in the heat for so long, not my kind of thing to do heh.

But it is fun for a whole lot of people haha ;), hope you enjoy it.

Only 6 days away! I'll be staying up the 24 hours through Clock Day, anyone else planning this?

Don't know how long I will be up but I will be there, atleast I am pretty sure =P.

__________

Well a few days ago I got back from Florida, and haven't been much in the "posting" modd, well for a club sort of thing like this heh. Would have been able to make EGSC before school if I hadn't left but oh well, there is a sleight chance, which I am hoping Clock day will help me through :D.

School = 21st.

Nice to know that you will start to be around a lot more once school starts, I guess there's another plus about it getting closer to school ;).

This week's Underdog is gone.

AGAIN. This happened last week, too.

Qu'est que c'est? Did it get deleted for mass-voting/reviewing? It WAS an Alliance flash this time, and...that kind of thing from them wouldn't shock me, lol...but last week's, I don't know anything about...

Anyone know?

At 8/10/06 12:45 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: This week's Underdog is gone.

AGAIN. This happened last week, too.

Qu'est que c'est? Did it get deleted for mass-voting/reviewing? It WAS an Alliance flash this time, and...that kind of thing from them wouldn't shock me, lol...but last week's, I don't know anything about...

Anyone know?

most likely mass reviewing. most of those groups plain when they are going to steal an award and then they will mass review with alts, or use their own accounts and give all 10 reviews. sadly any of them lack brains and make bad reviews even though thy give 10's and they get busted.

At 8/9/06 02:22 PM, WastedWizard wrote:

Just telling you why I will be away.

And so another Barracks member becomes plagued with computer problems. >=(
Sorry about your luck though man, hopefully you have someone depositing for you for the next few days. Best of luck getting back before Clock Day.

At 8/9/06 03:39 PM, Mad-Cow wrote:

99.9% sure this is stolen

Marked for review, must've been stolen, good eye praporschik!

At 8/9/06 04:44 PM, -AAF- wrote:

You lucky bastard :D I wanted to go there myself ( at montreal ) but my parents dont want to bring me and my friends there :(

Go anyway?
They probibly will find out but it might be worth it, yanno?

*bad influence*

At 8/9/06 06:44 PM, DashNCrash wrote:

I may. Last time I stayed up for 24 hours, I was in a daze the whole day, and nearly fell asleep too many times. It's a strange feeling.

Heh, I start feeling really sick/angry if I go too long without sleep. But I suppose in the long run maybe feeling like shit for a day might be worth an additional... 100-200 b/p. =/

At 8/10/06 12:15 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

Anyone else submitting something for Clock Day?

Nope. I tried to make a flash a long time ago and it was just pathetic... I mean really pathetic.

My contribution will showcase all of my flash "skill". XD

Hah, more thrilling text I presume? =P

So, I suppose we can be at DEFCON 4, as the portal is moving slowly, and there is a small chance of flag-worthy flash appearing.

No offence or anything, but I think I missed something while I was away, but why are you changing the DEFCON?

At 8/10/06 12:22 AM, worldfamous wrote:

i heard some talk about warped tour earlier. too bad you all have to wait, cause i was there today. had a freakin blast, especially since it didnt rain for the first time in 4 years or so.

Man all this talk is just making me more excited to go!

I remember when I went last year it rained early in the morning but once people began to arrive the rain magically stopped, which is PERFECT because from what I hear it's usually very dusty if it's a hot day out.

also got to do a little talking with justin sane which was crazy sweet.

Justin Sane from Anti-Flag!? Dude how did that happen? What did you guys say?

who are you looking forward to seeing most?

I'm looking forward to seeing Chiodos the most. ^_^

i dont know if the same people will be playing for you all up north.

Probibly the same, if not then very similiar.

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End of Day: 95 b/p.
Milestone: Top 100 Blammers!

At 8/10/06 01:56 AM, Major_punk wrote:

At 8/10/06 12:15 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

My contribution will showcase all of my flash "skill". XD

Hah, more thrilling text I presume? =P

I don't know, lol. There shall be speakonia, and tweens, and maybe some dirty jokes, though!

So, I suppose we can be at DEFCON 4, as the portal is moving slowly, and there is a small chance of flag-worthy flash appearing.

No offence or anything, but I think I missed something while I was away, but why are you changing the DEFCON?

Because I killed and ate EagleRock, and tricked Ghost_Phantom into walking off a cliff using a fishing pole and some porn. Joker tried to take me down, but alas, I am faster with a six gun than him. :'(

lol, in other words, because it'd been a while since the last one, and no one who typically changes it was on! If it bugs anyone, think of it as a suggestion.

Although I just saw and whistled a...anti-phallic flash...so maybe it should be higher...:shudder: :crying:

We have had several...chopping...flashes tonight. Delightful. I remember when these flashes used to be a nightly thing. Bad times.

So, keep your whistles ready, and...stay strong. They could be disguised as pretty much anything.

Do not, however, give them abusive reviews...that happened a lot with the former outbreaks of these flashes...not only is it against NG rules, and will remain on your review record until the next flagged-flash purge (who knows when THAT will be), but it also gives them the attention they want. Just whistle, blam, and move on.

Hopefully all of us here would never make abusive reviews...cuz if we did, Washu would rape us.

The bad way.

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/330461

unsuitable alert. you cant show a penis. come on now.

Man all this talk is just making me more excited to go!
I remember when I went last year it rained early in the morning but once people began to arrive the rain magically stopped, which is PERFECT because from what I hear it's usually very dusty if it's a hot day out.

yea it was a big dust storm at some of the smaller stages, which sucked. but we got an excellent breeze around 2 which was awesome.

Justin Sane from Anti-Flag!? Dude how did that happen? What did you guys say?

ok, so by talk i meant that i was surrounded by people who werent into them, but since i was going crazy, he kept pointing at me and stuff and we saluted during the press corpse. not QUITE the way i said it earlier, but still it was pretty bad ass to keep getting noticed.

I'm looking forward to seeing Chiodos the most. ^_^

id never heard of them, but for whatever reason they played last here. it was weird because usually the end is some really popular emo band. like last year it was fall out boy which made it easy for me to beat the traffic out.

Probibly the same, if not then very similiar.

we had anti-flag, nofx, the casualties, the bouncing souls, against me!, rise against less than jake, billy talent, and an excellent swedish band called the sounds. if they play up there definitely check em out. the end of the set is quite awesome.

As I am sure someo of you may have noticed I have gone through the last couple of pages and deleted all stat posts and banned users. However I saw several users try to circumvent this by posting one or two lines in addition to their stats.

Here is how it works. If you post is not of substance it will be deleted and you will be banned. No mroe of this "Wow a new record" or "I got out of school early so I could do this" non-sense.

You have been warned by your senior members and you have been warned by me.

At 8/10/06 04:37 AM, JoS wrote: You have been warned by your senior members and you have been warned by me.

im glad to see you got round to puting this reigeme into action. the place looks better for it if you dont mind my saying. im still relativly new here so i dont know when clock day is. could someone please tell me when? also i am rappidly approaching the top 300 B/P. you will all remember me as one of the fastests B/Pers, or you will just ignore me.
e-v

Indeed, thank you JoS for helping to hammer it in. Y'all heard the man. Constructive posts. Don't got a write an essay, but don't just write "30 points. I did good".

Clock Day is August 15...quite soon. From everything I've heard, it's probably going to be nuts.

At 8/4/06 09:13 AM, EagleRock wrote: It would seem almost demoralizing to me if we implemented that and only the few extra dedicated people like Slash, Ghost_Phantom and JoKeR_ADT could get anything above an A.

Personally I believe it help people understand that it can be done no matter how busy one can be. I'm having more fun beating my head against the wall at the moment but only because in my huose lies what was once a computer...

Also, you forgot D. :-P

I guess we know his spelling grades now, don't we?

At 8/7/06 11:59 PM, Major_punk wrote: I just read it and I agree, however whenever Phantom gets back and adds it to the faq I think it might be a good idea to include the example you gave earlier, hopefully that will eliminate the grey areas. Thanks Slash.

Will do as soon as I finish catching up.

At 8/9/06 03:04 AM, Turkeybean wrote: Has anyone seen or heard from Phantom? I have not seen him for a long while now. The last I heard he was waiting for his computer issues to be solved.

*Ding* *Ding* *Ding*, we have a winner...Worry not, the new pc will come eventually or I feel sorry for whoever delivers me the bad news.

At 8/9/06 12:59 PM, Major_punk wrote: Still computer problems, I hope it gets fixed before Clock Day.

Trust me, if it doesn't, some one Will pay with his life.

At 8/10/06 02:15 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: tricked Ghost_Phantom into walking off a cliff using a fishing pole and some porn.

Thankfully I fell on to a huge safety net of porn, thanks for it again Slash <_<.

The activity here is horrible, I will cry over this, but I must leave for today, see all of you soon ( I hope ).

Is there some kind of warmupp in front of the clock day.
Im asking here, since my last peek at the portal let me blassed, hello getting 3 subs marked for ad rev and about 42blam and 4 saves..
I mean comon, is there some kind of friggin warmupp?