At 1/25/08 01:12 AM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: Sounds about right actually, I know in my state I can't even legally buy a pistol but I can get any other type of handgun and I can buy all rifles and shotguns. Its just some weird law for pistols because of the crime rate with them. ><

Well, i passed the test, so i just have to wait a week or two and then i can go shoot! I took a bit of a shot today with the instructor, he made me shoot skeet and i missed the first target, and got the 2nd one. Yay!

At 1/23/08 01:21 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: Who send you these funny stuff?

I get sent about 10-15 emails a week from this guy - lots of viral videos and funny jokes. I post a small fraction of them here.

At 1/23/08 04:23 PM, smc316 wrote:

At 1/23/08 08:41 AM, Coop83 wrote: I was one of them!!

Did you throw in a punch for me?

Of course :)

At 1/24/08 07:33 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: Ugh, life is such a jerk. He's purposley got 15,000 blams and 15,000 saves to make up a Sup. Commander. And now he dosn't B/P anymore.

carmelhadinosaur has done the same thing. Their own choices, so I won't hold it against them. I'll bet you that they are still using their maximised voting power, as they vote on at least 5 submissions per day to get their experience up.

It's not a total waste, just a waste of their B/Ping power.

At 1/23/08 09:00 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: I died down on the exp. depositing...it just doesn't make my e-penis grow any more, neither does posting...

I'll never stop depositing. It only takes a minute each day to do it, unless you have alts to deposit as well. But yeah, I'll be really happy when I submit my 100th flash and it would be nice to get to the next 1000s for posts.

Also, this is my Hello and goodbye for now post for this thread.

At 1/24/08 10:09 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Rating out of 10?

Hahaha. I laughed since the tongues were in the review icons. Your rating will be a 9/10. I've seen better girls in my lifetime. They were good looking though...sorta. :/

At 1/25/08 09:09 AM, Bahamut wrote: Also, this is my Hello and goodbye for now post for this thread.

Hi.....oh, bye. :(

At 1/25/08 12:36 PM, Seamonky wrote:

At 1/24/08 10:09 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Rating out of 10?

Hahaha. I laughed since the tongues were in the review icons. Your rating will be a 9/10. I've seen better girls in my lifetime. They were good looking though...sorta. :/

Yeah. Grabbed em off a sponsored link on the XNXX lez pics page. NSFW [source] NSFW. I spent a lot of time trying to get the little icon interesting, instead of just skin or background. I had to try a LOT of pictures. Hard work, guys.

At 1/24/08 10:09 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: So guys, I spruced up my banner and profile pic to make them all a theme, which I think is quite nice, I'll try and do this more from now on.

Rating out of 10?

I´ll give it an 8 just because the gals wern´t that great....and had small boobies :(

I still like mine better ;)

And i kinda feel like i started a fad or something o_o

At 1/25/08 03:08 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: I had to try a LOT of pictures. Hard work, guys.

Tell me about it! I went throught quite a few aswell.

For some reason I can see everyones banner now that I've added one to my UP. Good thing I can to enjoy BBM's and L-S's profile to the maximum.

At 1/25/08 03:29 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: For some reason I can see everyones banner now that I've added one to my UP. Good thing I can to enjoy BBM's and L-S's profile to the maximum.

Ah, so you couldn´t see my banner before?

At 1/25/08 03:09 PM, Life-Stream wrote: And i kinda feel like i started a fad or something o_o

As gagsy keeps on pointing out everywhere, amplified did it first. Besides, I didn't follow you to be part of a fad, I followed you because your idea inspired me. Not fadism, just plagarism.

At 1/25/08 08:18 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: As gagsy keeps on pointing out everywhere, amplified did it first. Besides, I didn't follow you to be part of a fad, I followed you because your idea inspired me. Not fadism, just plagarism.

Yeah i know, amplified was the first.
I know....i didn´t intend to start a fad or anything, but seems qute a few people have made similar profiles in the last couple of days.

At 1/25/08 05:29 PM, Life-Stream wrote:

At 1/25/08 03:29 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: For some reason I can see everyones banner now that I've added one to my UP. Good thing I can to enjoy BBM's and L-S's profile to the maximum.

Ah, so you couldn´t see my banner before?

Nope.

At 1/25/08 08:58 PM, NintendoMadness wrote:

At 1/25/08 05:29 PM, Life-Stream wrote:

At 1/25/08 03:29 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: For some reason I can see everyones banner now that I've added one to my UP. Good thing I can to enjoy BBM's and L-S's profile to the maximum.

Ah, so you couldn´t see my banner before?

Nope.

I see LS's banner nice and clear! And I'm psyched up yet again(I just damn like Tifa's hotness)! And sorry for not posting here in a while! I'm having issues w/ some people and some other clubs!

At 1/23/08 10:39 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: I only deposit to get to the next level, just so I don't automatically look like a noob fag.

I finally made it to Lvl. 13.

I think I might stop depositing because the only cool weapon that comes up next is Lvl. 30.

Sorry for not posting in here since forever.

I've been busy with the NGDD and all of their problems.

I'll be here more often.

Oh, and did you guys hear?

DarkLotusJuggalo is back!

You guys should say hello to him.

At 1/26/08 12:29 AM, LeeJaySan wrote: I see LS's banner nice and clear! And I'm psyched up yet again(I just damn like Tifa's hotness)!

Whats not to love about Tifa!?

At 1/26/08 03:48 AM, Gu-rrilla wrote: I finally made it to Lvl. 13.

Congrats.

I think I might stop depositing because the only cool weapon that comes up next is Lvl. 30.

Don´t stop. It doesn´t matter about the level icon. Trust me.

Sorry for not posting in here since forever.
I've been busy with the NGDD and all of their problems.
I'll be here more often.

Good to hear.

Oh, and did you guys hear?
DarkLotusJuggalo is back!
You guys should say hello to him.

Yeah, he´s back, and it´s good news. He´s a good guy!

At 1/26/08 05:05 AM, Life-Stream wrote:

At 1/26/08 12:29 AM, LeeJaySan wrote: I see LS's banner nice and clear! And I'm psyched up yet again(I just damn like Tifa's hotness)!

Whats not to love about Tifa!?

I agree! She IS FF's hottest character! And no one can resist using her as a model! Pure hotness! :-)

At 1/26/08 03:48 AM, Gu-rrilla wrote:

At 1/23/08 10:39 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: I only deposit to get to the next level, just so I don't automatically look like a noob fag.

I finally made it to Lvl. 13.

I think I might stop depositing because the only cool weapon that comes up next is Lvl. 30.

Firstly, level 13 is a horrible level. Secondly, the hammer, the plank with nails, the crowbar, the wrench, the fireaxe, and the second nunchaku are all awesome.

At 1/26/08 07:53 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

Firstly, level 13 is a horrible level. Secondly, the hammer, the plank with nails, the crowbar, the wrench, the fireaxe, and the second nunchaku are all awesome.

I agree on the first bit! The second bit, I agree a little! Lucky that I'm now lvl 16, coz that made me look like a member of The Chain Gang!

At 1/26/08 03:48 AM, Gu-rrilla wrote: I finally made it to Lvl. 13.

Ahh, the emo level.

I think I might stop depositing because the only cool weapon that comes up next is Lvl. 30.

Never stop, the higher the level, the more respect you get.

I've been busy with the NGDD and all of their problems.

Same. I still find time to post here though.

DarkLotusJuggalo is back!
You guys should say hello to him.

Done.

I see you succeded with your sig with madknt, Seamonky.
Is that hate realationship dissapeared?

Some thoughts for the day:

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
the same night.

2 If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not
achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be
'meetings.'

3. There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness.'

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want
you to share yours with them.

5. You should not confuse your career with your life.

6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

7. Never lick a steak knife.

8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling
reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests
that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from
her at that moment.

11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a
big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender,
religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we
ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice
person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

14. Your friends love you anyway.

15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built
the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

16. Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes,
and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into
something acceptable to have
dinner with.

FINAL - AND BEST THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on
Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2030, there should be a large elderly
population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of
what to do with them

I've looked at all of those jokes Coop has posted and I've decided to post a couple I've got lurking around.
___
HOW TO GIVE A CAT A PILL

1. Pick cat up and cradle it in crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of the cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Phone best friend to come over and help.

6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get friend to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into cat's mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail; get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

8. Wrap cat in large towel and get friend to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans. Apply Band-Aid to friend's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

10. Retrieve cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck leaving head showing. Force mouth open with dessertspoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

1. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply compress to cheek to disinfect. Throw away t-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

2. Ring fire brigade to retrieve the cat from tree across the road. Apologise to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.

3. Tie the little bastard's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

4. Get parent to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.

5. Arrange for RSPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and ring local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
_______

HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL

1. Wrap it in bacon

At 1/26/08 09:49 AM, NintendoMadness wrote: I see you succeded with your sig with madknt, Seamonky.
Is that hate realationship dissapeared?

Madknt hates everybody

At 1/26/08 05:05 AM, Life-Stream wrote:

At 1/26/08 03:48 AM, Gu-rrilla wrote: I finally made it to Lvl. 13.

Congrats.

Thanks.

I think I might stop depositing because the only cool weapon that comes up next is Lvl. 30.

Don´t stop. It doesn´t matter about the level icon. Trust me.

My goal is to reach level 30 before I get tired of NG and leave.

Sorry for not posting in here since forever.
I've been busy with the NGDD and all of their problems.
I'll be here more often.

Good to hear.

Yeah, finally made it in.

It's made me kind of a stat whore.

Oh, and did you guys hear?
DarkLotusJuggalo is back!
You guys should say hello to him.

Yeah, he´s back, and it´s good news. He´s a good guy!

It's good to see him around.

I asked him when he'll start whoring around and he said after he get laid.

Tipical Dark.

At 1/26/08 03:48 AM, Gu-rrilla wrote:

At 1/23/08 10:39 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: I only deposit to get to the next level, just so I don't automatically look like a noob fag.

I finally made it to Lvl. 13.

Congrats! I'm working on level 21 now myself! :D

I think I might stop depositing because the only cool weapon that comes up next is Lvl. 30.

I want the ninja stars myself... sucks to know that if I deposit all these years then I would be close to having them if not having them already. :(

Sorry for not posting in here since forever.
I've been busy with the NGDD and all of their problems.

All good bro, we all have places we see as being more important! ^^ Kinda like me and SSBC, I post there first most of the time. :D

I'll be here more often.

Oh, and did you guys hear?
DarkLotusJuggalo is back!

No way! :)

You guys should say hello to him.

Hi Da--- I mean, hi myself! :)

At 1/26/08 05:05 AM, Life-Stream wrote:

At 1/26/08 12:29 AM, LeeJaySan wrote: Oh, and did you guys hear?
DarkLotusJuggalo is back!
You guys should say hello to him.

Yeah, he´s back, and it´s good news. He´s a good guy!

Thanks for the compliment! I am glad to be back and to be posting again, its a favorite past time of mine. :)

At 1/26/08 09:26 AM, NintendoMadness wrote:

At 1/26/08 03:48 AM, Gu-rrilla wrote: DarkLotusJuggalo is back!
You guys should say hello to him.

Done.

:)

At 1/26/08 12:15 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote:

At 1/26/08 05:05 AM, Life-Stream wrote:

Oh, and did you guys hear?
DarkLotusJuggalo is back!
You guys should say hello to him.

Yeah, he´s back, and it´s good news. He´s a good guy!

It's good to see him around.

Thank you, thank you. :D

I asked him when he'll start whoring around and he said after he get laid.

I already did get laid since my last breakup actually.. it was unexpected actually but it happened, and you know what, I think I will start whoring around NGs now. ^^

Tipical Dark.

Aww... you remember. :)

Lawl.

Guys, I can't get these fucking songs out of my head!!!!

Breath - Breaking benjamin
Dance with the devil - Breaking Benjamin
Bet on it - Song from high school musical

I CAN'T GET THEM FUCKING OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Any advice?

At 1/26/08 09:49 AM, NintendoMadness wrote: I see you succeded with your sig with madknt, Seamonky.
Is that hate realationship dissapeared?

JaY11 is the guy that gave me the sig picture. I thank him a buch for the sig that he made. I tried asking madknt but he is just a waste of my time. He didn't reply to the PM I gave him. At least say something instead of being a total douche bag. >:/

At 1/26/08 04:49 PM, smc316 wrote: Guys, I can't get these fucking songs out of my head!!!!

Breath - Breaking benjamin
Dance with the devil - Breaking Benjamin
Bet on it - Song from high school musical

I CAN'T GET THEM FUCKING OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Any advice?

I think I got one, do some recreational stuff! If you hate the songs in your head, do something immediately! Listen to other songs to remove them!

At 1/26/08 06:59 PM, LeeJaySan wrote: I think I got one, do some recreational stuff!

WHat do you mean by "Recreational"?

If you hate the songs in your head, do something immediately!

I don't hate them, I like those songs just I can't get them out of my head!

Listen to other songs to remove them!

Tried it already.