At 8/15/13 01:57 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 8/15/13 01:13 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/12/13 01:17 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish my stress would decline slightly.

Granted, you die. No more stress ever!
I wished for some of my stress to go away, not all of it, so technically you didn't really grant/corrupt my wish.
I wish it wasn't Clock Day.

Granted, it's now Madness Day.

At least things get blammed on Madness Day. And goddamnit, I like Madness.

I wish I was perfect.

Granted, now everybody else is jealous and hates you. You'll die all alone, but hey, you were perfect.

I wish it was Madness Day.

At 8/16/13 09:18 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish it was Madness Day.

Granted. The portal is filled with shit animations due to lack of preparedness, realizing it was you, Krinkels comes to your house, punches you, and abandons Madness to write Twilight Fan Fictions and MLP Fanimations.

I wish I could listen to this forever without going insane. http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/309633

At 8/16/13 09:49 AM, FlakJaketPro wrote:

At 8/16/13 09:18 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish it was Madness Day.

Granted. The portal is filled with shit animations due to lack of preparedness, realizing it was you, Krinkels comes to your house, punches you, and abandons Madness to write Twilight Fan Fictions and MLP Fanimations.

I wish I could listen to this forever without going insane. http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/309633

Granted, but you have to start smoking weed. LOTS of weed.

I wish someone did a metal remake of that song.

At 8/16/13 10:41 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish I could listen to this forever without going insane. http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/309633

Granted, but you have to start smoking weed. LOTS of weed.

I wish someone did a metal remake of that song.

Eh. Thats okay.

Granted. It's so bad the Fulp Family commits mass Suicide and NG is shut down.

I wish for a full version of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW86sEEPsTg&feature=player_detailpage&t=7

At 8/16/13 12:06 PM, VinnyXY wrote: P.S. The person who corrupts this wish is probably gonna say something about me getting banned from posting or losing all my posts. Sorry, too easy. Try harder.

The Cyber-Gnomes who steal your posts murder you for uncovering their plot.

I wish that I could make cosplay of anything with awesome results.

At 8/16/13 02:55 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote:

I wish that I could make cosplay of anything with awesome results.

Granted. Your devotion to the craft leads you to long hours surrounded by non-showering convention goers. They all want to take pictures with you so get in real close.

I wish dragons were real and had come to peaceful co-existence with humans.

At 8/16/13 05:40 PM, stafffighter wrote: I wish dragons were real and had come to peaceful co-existence with humans.

Granted, but they don't talk to us because of the Dildo's we made of their penises.

I wish Sekhem wasn't black.

At 8/16/13 05:41 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote: I wish Sekhem wasn't black.

Granted, instead of being a black racist, Sekhem is now a white racist. Basically, nothing changed.

At 8/16/13 05:43 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish aliens would come to Earth.

Granted, and they turn you into their sex toy.

I wish aliens would come to Earth and abuse my sister as their sex toy.

At 8/17/13 10:15 AM, Newgrounds

I wish aliens would come to Earth and abuse my sister as their sex toy.

Granted. they use you as a condom.

I wish that I was good at curling.

At 8/17/13 10:27 AM, FlakJaketPro wrote: At 8/17/13 10:15 AM, Newgrounds

I wish aliens would come to Earth and abuse my sister as their sex toy.

Granted. they use you as a condom.

I wish that I was good at curling.

Granted, but no one gives a shit about curling.

I wish I could stop cutting myself.

At 8/17/13 03:29 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish I could speed up or slow down time itself.

Granted, but remember that time is relative so any preceptive is real (Einstein stuff). So here's a giant bag of drugs to experience all the flows of time.....and more. You died from overdose.

I wish giant drill like ship to travel to the Earth's core and back.

At 8/17/13 05:52 PM, Tankdown wrote:

At 8/17/13 03:29 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish I could speed up or slow down time itself.

Granted, but remember that time is relative so any preceptive is real (Einstein stuff). So here's a giant bag of drugs to experience all the flows of time.....and more. You died from overdose.

I wish giant drill like ship to travel to the Earth's core and back.

Granted, but it causes a mass implosion and we all die.

I wish for a pie.

At 8/17/13 05:52 PM, Tankdown wrote: Granted, but remember that time is relative so any preceptive is real (Einstein stuff). So here's a giant bag of drugs to experience all the flows of time.....and more. You died from overdose.

I wish giant drill like ship to travel to the Earth's core and back.

Granted, but the drill melts and is never seen again.

I wish a computer that can think on it's own.

At 8/17/13 06:02 PM, VinnyXY wrote: Granted, but it's so intelligent that it becomes self-aware and eventually declares you a threat to it's very existence and attempts to eliminate you.

I wish I was a skillful writer.

Granted, but your stories bore the people, they then start a mob and soon destroy your house.

I wish penguins could fly.

At 8/17/13 05:58 PM, SychoSloth wrote: I wish for a pie.

Granted, it has a turd in it.

At 8/17/13 06:02 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish I was a skillful writer.

Granted, you can say anything in any possible way in the most beaitful way. However you never have anything on your mind.

I wish for a large meaty pizza.

Granted, enjoy the tasty human flesh

I wish for a pokeball

At 8/18/13 03:44 AM, ShiningFox wrote: Granted, enjoy the tasty human flesh

I wish for a pokeball

Granted, but pokemon don't exist so its useless. Don't bother using it on anything else either, it doesn't work like that.

I wish for skittles

I wish for skittles

Granted but they are filled with battery acid

I wish for Yankees tickets

At 8/18/13 09:11 AM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote: I wish for Yankees tickets

Granted, but the game is called on account of rain.

I wish I had free college tuition.

I wish I had free college tuition.

Granted, in cash but said cash is all Russian rubels

At 8/18/13 11:13 AM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote:

I wish I had free college tuition.

Granted, in cash but said cash is all Russian rubels

Goddamnit.

At 8/17/13 06:05 PM, HolidayJester wrote: I wish penguins could fly.

Granted, now they shit on your head from above.

I wish people stopped forgetting to make wishes.

At 8/18/13 01:12 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish people stopped forgetting to make wishes.

Granted, but the wishes are generic shit.

I wish I could get Battlefield 1942 to launch.

At 8/18/13 01:21 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:

At 8/18/13 01:12 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish people stopped forgetting to make wishes.

Granted, but the wishes are generic shit.

I wish I could get Battlefield 1942 to launch.

Granted, you find out it's shit.

I wish for something that isn't shit.

At 8/18/13 01:25 PM, 24901miles wrote:

At 8/18/13 01:24 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for something that isn't shit.

Someone throws a grenade into your house, destroying your favorite things.

I wish this coffee wasn't watered down.

Granted. The full strength hits you unsuspecting and you look like a fool among coffee afficianatos. My spell check didn't even have a suggestion for that word.

I wish for Tom Jane to be back as the Punisher in Avengers 2.

At 8/18/13 01:25 PM, 24901miles wrote:

At 8/18/13 01:24 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for something that isn't shit.

Someone throws a grenade into your house, destroying your favorite things.

I wish this coffee wasn't watered down.

Granted, now it's so strong you can't sleep for a week.

I wish for a cup of coffee and a pound of sugar.

You remembered the wish but forgot the substance.

I wish I none of my wishes were corrupted.

At 8/18/13 02:06 PM, NeverHundred wrote: You remembered the wish but forgot the substance.

I wish I none of my wishes were corrupted.

Granted, but all of your wishes screw the earth.

I wish that there were no more fat people.

I wish that there were no more fat people.

Granted, but all the former fat people now are in better shape than you and look at you with disgust, telling you to hit the gym.

I wish for Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex to come back to Netflix.

At 8/18/13 03:12 PM, DistantSniper wrote: I wish for Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex to come back to Netflix.

Granted but all the known copies of the discs are either scratched up or broken.

I wish everyday was a rainy day.

At 8/18/13 03:15 PM, HolidayJester wrote: I wish everyday was a rainy day.

Granted, for now on every day you are going to have trouble.

Rainy Day: A time of need or trouble

I wish I got paid (in cash that is useable today) for no reason