At 3/24/13 03:03 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote:

:I wish that you had your favorite pizza in your fridge.

It's actually me in a Pizza costume.
I jump out and fuck your mouth raw before blowing my load in your face.

At 8/19/13 05:56 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote:

At 3/24/13 03:03 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: I wish that you had your favorite pizza in your fridge.

It's actually me in a Pizza costume.
I jump out and fuck your mouth raw before blowing my load in your face.

wishes he had that on dvd

At 8/19/13 05:54 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish to know something interesting.

Granted, but telling people about this interesting thing at parties still won't get you laid.

I wish I had enough money that I could live my life in comfort without ever having to worry about not having enough money.

At 8/20/13 05:20 AM, Angry-Hatter wrote:

At 8/19/13 05:54 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish to know something interesting.

Granted, but telling people about this interesting thing at parties still won't get you laid.

I wish I had enough money that I could live my life in comfort without ever having to worry about not having enough money.

We have forum games now? Cool!

Your wish is granted but you die before spending any of it.

I wish that I was never tired.

At 8/20/13 06:31 AM, Trystlions wrote: Your wish is granted but you die before spending any of it.

I wish that I was never tired.

Granted, you don't FEEL tired but you go insane due to lack of sleep.

I wish....For something other than anything related to death.

At 8/20/13 09:06 AM, convict357 wrote:

At 8/20/13 06:31 AM, Trystlions wrote: Your wish is granted but you die before spending any of it.

I wish that I was never tired.

Granted, you don't FEEL tired but you go insane due to lack of sleep.

I wish....For something other than anything related to death.

A bird shits on your head.

I wish for something related to someone else's death, but not my own.

At 8/20/13 09:33 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for something related to someone else's death, but not my own.

Granted, an old lady dies and a bird shits on your head.

I wish for chocolate milk.

I wish for chocolate milk.

Granted but its made with unsweetened german bakers chocolate made in the armpit of a 300 pound babushka

At 8/20/13 09:50 AM, HolidayJester wrote:

At 8/20/13 09:33 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for something related to someone else's death, but not my own.

Granted, an old lady dies and a bird shits on your head.

I wish for chocolate milk.

Granted. I pissed in it.

I wish for a bottle of beer that only contains beer and nothing else.

At 8/20/13 10:26 AM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote: Granted but its made with unsweetened german bakers chocolate made in the armpit of a 300 pound babushka

Dammit you didn't wish.

I wish I was making millions.

At 8/20/13 10:28 AM, HolidayJester wrote:

At 8/20/13 10:26 AM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote: Granted but its made with unsweetened german bakers chocolate made in the armpit of a 300 pound babushka

Dammit you didn't wish.

I wish I was making millions.

LOL I forgot then when I tried to add one said I was double posting

I wish every NGer could enjoy the fine eats at Harvest bakery here in my place of residence

At 8/20/13 10:37 AM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote:
I wish every NGer could enjoy the fine eats at Harvest bakery here in my place of residence

Granted, all the food is poisoned.

I wish I could be undisturbed when i'm mediating.

I wish I could be undisturbed when i'm mediating.

Granted ,but your foot wont stop itching

I wish I could respond to wishes in this thread without forgetting to put my own wish out there

At 8/20/13 10:59 AM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote: I wish I could respond to wishes in this thread without forgetting to put my own wish out there

Granted, you forget everything else in life.

I wish I was a famous actor.

At 8/20/13 11:00 AM, HolidayJester wrote:

At 8/20/13 10:59 AM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote: I wish I could respond to wishes in this thread without forgetting to put my own wish out there

Granted, you forget everything else in life.

I wish I was a famous actor.

Granted but your more famous for your leaked sex tape with Justin beiber then your acting

I wish I could have grape propel on tap

At 8/20/13 11:04 AM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote:
I wish I could have grape propel on tap

Granted, it's filled with shit.

I wish I was the smartest person on earth.

At 8/20/13 11:05 AM, HolidayJester wrote:

At 8/20/13 11:04 AM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote:
I wish I could have grape propel on tap

Granted, it's filled with shit.

I wish I was the smartest person on earth.

granted but you gain the title by being the last one on earth

At 8/20/13 11:09 AM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote: granted but you gain the title by being the last one on earth

Dammit you didn't wish.

I wish I could have a perfect mug of coffee, unpoisoned, full mug, and no shit.

At 8/20/13 11:12 AM, HolidayJester wrote:

At 8/20/13 11:09 AM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote: granted but you gain the title by being the last one on earth

Dammit you didn't wish.

I wish I could have a perfect mug of coffee, unpoisoned, full mug, and no shit.

Granted but its brewed from chicory and not coffee

I wish for a 20 pc chicken nugget with sweet tai chili sauce

At 8/20/13 11:18 AM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote: I wish for a 20 pc chicken nugget with sweet tai chili sauce

Granted, you accidentally drop the nuggets.

I wish for a hot rod.

At 8/20/13 12:07 PM, Amaranthus wrote: I wish my cat was huge so i could destroy cities with him

Granted, he eats you for dessert.

I wish for a pet shark that will obey my every command and won't eat me.

At 8/20/13 12:20 PM, Amaranthus wrote: I wish for a clone army

Granted, they are all made of chocolate.

I wish I was a kung-fu master.

At 8/20/13 12:21 PM, HolidayJester wrote:

At 8/20/13 12:20 PM, Amaranthus wrote: I wish for a clone army

Granted, they are all made of chocolate.

Mmmmmm, chocolate clones.

I wish for a peanutbutter filled chocolate clone army

At 8/20/13 12:31 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish money grew on trees.

Granted, play money falls from trees.

I wish I could be the next Nicholas Cage.

At 8/20/13 01:39 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish I could teleport to anywhere I want without getting harmed.

Granted, you teleport to a super gay strip club.

I wish I could be taller.

At 8/20/13 01:50 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish I was three inches taller.

Granted, you are now 3 inches tall.

I wish I could travel at the speed of light.

At 8/20/13 01:55 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish I had psychic powers.

Granted, The FBI track you down and use you as a test subject.

I wish I was a Italian plumber.

At 8/20/13 02:04 PM, HolidayJester wrote:

At 8/20/13 01:55 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish I had psychic powers.

Granted, The FBI track you down and use you as a test subject.

I wish I was a Italian plumber.

Granted , but you spend the rest of your life only eating spaghetti and "Italian sausage"

I wish for the ability to wish for money in any amount and in any currency

At 8/20/13 03:13 PM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote: I wish for the ability to wish for money in any amount and in any currency

Granted, it's all counterfeit money and you are then thrown in jail.

I wish for ice cream