At 8/8/13 06:18 AM, kanef wrote:

At 8/8/13 05:23 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/7/13 06:08 PM, Basamune wrote: I wish to control the worlds water supply.

Granted, now, because of you, millions of people die of thirst. Happy?

I wish I could survive without drinking.

granted but if you don't drink instead of dying you turn into a massive faggyt

i wish liquids never existed

Granted, you die of thirst.

I wish to be part of a flash movie on NG.

At 8/8/13 11:42 AM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 8/8/13 09:45 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/8/13 06:18 AM, kanef wrote:

At 8/8/13 05:23 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/7/13 06:08 PM, Basamune wrote: I wish to control the worlds water supply.

Granted, now, because of you, millions of people die of thirst. Happy?

I wish I could survive without drinking.

granted but if you don't drink instead of dying you turn into a massive faggyt

i wish liquids never existed

Granted, you die of thirst.

I wish to be part of a flash movie on NG.

Granted, but the flash movie gets blammed, because you're in it.

I wish for the same thing in my previous post, because it was skipped: for a new strange, bizarre state of matter to come into existence.

Done

You have given birth to a living, metallic blob that becomes hostile in a oxygen rich environment, in which it kills you.

I wish the internet crashed for a week (don't want to be too heartless)

I wish for peace and comfort.

Done

You are dead.

I wish for the powers of the Grim Reaper.

At 8/9/13 12:20 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 8/9/13 08:41 AM, Basamune wrote:

I wish for peace and comfort.

Done

You are dead.

I wish for the powers of the Grim Reaper.

Granted, but your touch of death only works on people that you love or people that you are going to love soon. Therefore, you cannot ever go near someone you love without them dying around you.

I wish I was always right.

Granted, now you can never go left. Yes, I know this was terribly lame, but it just screamed for it.

I wish I was funnier.

.

I wish I was funnier.

you sense of humor was stolen by evil midgets

At 8/10/13 09:13 AM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote: .

I wish I was funnier.

you sense of humor was stolen by evil midgets

I wish I was an Amtrak train engineer

At 8/10/13 09:14 AM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote:

At 8/10/13 09:13 AM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote: .

I wish I was funnier.

you sense of humor was stolen by evil midgets

I wish I was an Amtrak train engineer

Granted, but you suck at it so the train runs you over.

I wish my sunburn went away.

At 8/10/13 09:33 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish my sunburn went away.

Granted, but now you get freezer burn (you can get that right?) or your skin is cold all the time or whatever.

I wish I had white paper for my printer instead of pink paper (that's true, BTW).

At 8/10/13 10:36 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 8/10/13 09:33 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish my sunburn went away.

Granted, but now you get freezer burn (you can get that right?) or your skin is cold all the time or whatever.

I wish I had white paper for my printer instead of pink paper (that's true, BTW).

Granted, but your printer is broken.

I wish for a working printer.

I wish I had natural red hair.

Granted but its red cause of the blood of a blue eyed Cambodian donkey

I wish I had all you can eat cheesecake

At 8/10/13 03:58 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 8/10/13 03:55 PM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote:

I wish I had natural red hair.

Granted but its red cause of the blood of a blue eyed Cambodian donkey

I wish I had all you can eat cheesecake

Granted, but you become extremely allergic to cheesecakes.

I wish (again) I'm never sick.

Granted, but your white blood cells go berserk, attacking your red blood cells. You die an agonizing, but healthy, death.

I wish I could fart music.

Granted, But your music makes you get contacted by usher since he likes ass and you become the next justin bieber.

and you will die by botox overdose.

I wish for actual original animations on newgrounds

At 8/10/13 08:31 PM, CallumBowen wrote: Granted, But your music makes you get contacted by usher since he likes ass and you become the next justin bieber.

and you will die by botox overdose.

I wish for actual original animations on newgrounds

Granted, but they lack so much quality Tom decides to kill himself.

I wish people stopped complaining about NG.

Wish granted but they complain you are on NG and you get banned.

I wish for a good Pokemon reboot where Ash ages and starts with a Pichu

At 8/11/13 08:56 AM, Grimdalus wrote: Wish granted but they complain you are on NG and you get banned.

I wish for a good Pokemon reboot where Ash ages and starts with a Pichu

Granted, but you won't live to see it.

I wish for a real living pokemon.

I wish for a real living pokemon.

Granted but your jigglypuff has rabies

I wish for one night with Natalie portman

At 8/11/13 12:11 PM, mandog wrote: Granted, but you don't have sex, you cum too early and she forces you to eat her out and then she leaves.

I wish for stairs to grow slowly over time, so slowly I don't notice until it is too late and I have to burn down my house.

Granted, but you forget to leave your house before setting it on fire.

I wish to tear down a house without killing myself in the process.

At 8/11/13 01:27 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish to have better dreams at night.

Granted, but you'll never wake up again.

I wish I could remember my dreams for longer than 5 seconds.

At 8/11/13 02:00 PM, abbiegale wrote: I wish for a good 15 hour sleep.

Granted, but you have horrid nightmares in real time for the whole 15 hours.

I wish for 100 unopened, full, beers made of normal beer ingredients in the proper proportions to be gently placed on my lawn.

I wish for 100 unopened, full, beers made of normal beer ingredients in the proper proportions to be gently placed on my lawn.

Done

You have been given 100 beers in Impenetrable metal cans.

I wish to see everyone's future but my own.

At 8/11/13 05:28 PM, abbiegale wrote: I wish I could freeze time whenever I wanted.

Granted, but you don't have the power to unfreeze it.

I wish I had unlimited knowledge.

At 8/11/13 05:34 PM, NightmareWitch wrote:

At 8/11/13 05:28 PM, abbiegale wrote: I wish I could freeze time whenever I wanted.

Granted, but you don't have the power to unfreeze it.

I wish I had unlimited knowledge.

Granted. Good luck unknowing what everyone's junk looks like.

I wish I had never watched "Birdemic"

I wish i didn't have the memory span of a damn goldfish.

Granted. You now have the memory span of a dead goldfish. In other words, you are now dead.

I wish this thread never dies.

Done. But you won't get to enjoy the immortality of this thread, as your internet dies in this thread's stead.

I wish the laundry machine stopped eating my socks.

I wish the laundry machine stopped eating my socks.

Granted but it eats your underwear instead

I wish to have an important conversation about absolutely nothing

At 8/11/13 10:03 PM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote:

I wish to have an important conversation about absolutely nothing

Granted. You're now locked in a room with a hipster.

I wish for the graphic novels I love to come out in the mini series level length that's needed to cover them with the same level of talent that's made great comic book movies the last few years.

At 8/11/13 11:34 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 8/11/13 10:03 PM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote:

I wish to have an important conversation about absolutely nothing

Granted. You're now locked in a room with a hipster.

I wish for the graphic novels I love to come out in the mini series level length that's needed to cover them with the same level of talent that's made great comic book movies the last few years.

Granted, but you won't live to see them.

I wish for immortality without having to give half a shit about other people dying.

At 8/12/13 06:15 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for immortality without having to give half a shit about other people dying.

Granted, but while you don't HAVE to give a shit about other people dying, you do so anyway, leaving you with an incredibly depressing eternal life.

I wish the United States would abolish the penny.

At 8/12/13 12:57 PM, Angry-Hatter wrote:

At 8/12/13 06:15 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for immortality without having to give half a shit about other people dying.

Granted, but while you don't HAVE to give a shit about other people dying, you do so anyway, leaving you with an incredibly depressing eternal life.

I wish the United States would abolish the penny.

Granted, but all you have is pennies, which are now worthless.

I wish for $ 1 Million in pennies.

At 8/12/13 01:17 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for $ 1 Million in pennies.

Granted, but the day after you receive all your pennies, the US adopts a new currency.

I wish we colonized Mars.

At 8/12/13 01:17 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish my stress would decline slightly.

Granted, you die. No more stress ever!

At 8/15/13 01:01 PM, scoutthesoldier wrote: I wish we colonized Mars.

Granted, but then we find out Mars was already inhabitated, and we are oppressed by the Mars people.

I wish it wasn't Clock Day.