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At 5/20/13 11:26 AM, ragnkinson wrote: I wish I drowned in money

Granted. You literally drown in money.

I wish someone cared.

At 5/20/13 01:43 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 5/20/13 11:26 AM, ragnkinson wrote: I wish I drowned in money

Granted. You literally drown in money.

I wish someone cared.

Granted, but they end up milking it for all it's worth

I wish for complete and total lawlessness.

At 5/21/13 02:57 AM, ragnkinson wrote: I wish for horsemeat.

Granted. You have your pick of any fast-food burger chain.

I wish all my pennies turned into dollars.

At 5/21/13 06:12 AM, Scarface wrote:

At 5/21/13 02:57 AM, ragnkinson wrote: I wish for horsemeat.

Granted. You have your pick of any fast-food burger chain.

I wish all my pennies turned into dollars.

Granted, but you lose all other money you had.

I wish for a hamburger.

At 5/21/13 09:27 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish for a hamburger.

Granted. It was so unspectacular, you forget you had it all an hour or so later.

I wish I could fart on command.

At 5/21/13 09:49 AM, Phobotech wrote:
Granted. It was so unspectacular, you forget you had it all an hour or so later.

I wish I could fart on command.

Wish granted but your ass exploded

I wish The Kid was in Super Mario Bros

At 5/21/13 10:59 AM, chirag01 wrote:
Wish granted but your ass exploded

I wish The Kid was in Super Mario Bros

Granted. There's your .jpeg.

I wish I could explode on command.

At 5/21/13 11:14 AM, Phobotech wrote:
I wish I could explode on command.

Granted, but it's a microscopic explosion somewhere in your body that causes no injury or sensation.

I wish I'd come back to this thread sooner.

At 5/21/13 11:35 AM, slipstrike wrote:

At 5/21/13 11:14 AM, Phobotech wrote:
I wish I could explode on command.

Granted, but it's a microscopic explosion somewhere in your body that causes no injury or sensation.

I wish I'd come back to this thread sooner.

Granted, but we still don't like you.

I wish for a morningstar.

At 5/21/13 01:43 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Granted, but we still don't like you.

I wish for a morningstar.

Granted, but instead of spikes, it has condoms.

I wish Rambo would get his hair braided so he would look fabulous.

At 5/21/13 02:03 PM, Baby-Bottle-Bob wrote: I wish Rambo would get his hair braided so he would look fabulous.

Granted, but he doesn't like it so he goes to a unisex salon in a small town in Arkansas and gets a crew cut for 15 dollars.

I wish the Sega Dreamcast didn't fall into an early grave.

granted but your wish is corrupted

I wish for my dad to eat nothing and die

At 5/21/13 02:20 PM, Chdonga wrote:

At 5/21/13 02:03 PM, Baby-Bottle-Bob wrote: I wish Rambo would get his hair braided so he would look fabulous.

Granted, but he doesn't like it so he goes to a unisex salon in a small town in Arkansas and gets a crew cut for 15 dollars.

I wish the Sega Dreamcast didn't fall into an early grave.

Granted, but all later inventions never happened.

At 5/21/13 03:50 PM, mandog wrote: granted but your wish is corrupted

I wish for my dad to eat nothing and die

Granted, if you die first.

I wish the BBS feed wasn't broken.

Granted, but instead now your shown what the rules say not to show.

I wish it was possible for me to post a forum game over here too! :D

At 5/23/13 03:19 PM, Marios2 wrote: Granted, but instead now your shown what the rules say not to show.

I wish it was possible for me to post a forum game over here too! :D

Granted, but no one is interested in it.

I wish for a coat like Van Helsing's.

At 5/24/13 09:31 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 5/23/13 03:19 PM, Marios2 wrote: Granted, but instead now your shown what the rules say not to show.

I wish it was possible for me to post a forum game over here too! :D

Granted, but no one is interested in it.

I wish for a coat like Van Helsing's.

Granted, but you lose the coat in your sleep.
I wish that I could never die.

At 5/30/13 11:45 AM, dt2311 wrote:

At 5/24/13 09:31 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 5/23/13 03:19 PM, Marios2 wrote: Granted, but instead now your shown what the rules say not to show.

I wish it was possible for me to post a forum game over here too! :D

Granted, but no one is interested in it.

I wish for a coat like Van Helsing's.

Granted, but you lose the coat in your sleep.
I wish that I could never die.

Granted. You have to watch everyone around you die, but you'll never die yourself. Quite depressing.

I wish for Adblock.

At 5/30/13 01:36 PM, Jow279 wrote: granted, but then you will never see the amazing pop ups showing that you were the 1.000.000 viewer of the page.

In what way is this a corruption?

i wish i had good friends

Granted, but all of them die in an accident.

I wish for the Tank Girl site skin to return.

At 5/31/13 09:44 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 5/30/13 01:36 PM, Jow279 wrote:

I wish for the Tank Girl site skin to return.

Wish granted. Tank girl was hunted down by an indian tribe, and skinned. The skin will be sent to you immediately. We suggest you sterilize it before using it as carpeting.

I wish for the power to combust into flames without self harm.

At 5/31/13 12:12 PM, Sharktoof wrote: I wish for the power to combust into flames without self harm.

Granted, but you still burn down everything else around you. Someone dies because of that and you are charged for it.

I really wish this thread was more active.

At 6/1/13 09:25 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I really wish this thread was more active.

Uh...that's pretty much already come true. People are wasting their time on something unimportant.

I wish I could talk to cats.

At 6/1/13 11:05 AM, Ericho wrote: I wish I could talk to cats.

Granted! You can now talk to cats, however, you can only talk to cats from now on, humans can't understand your meowing.

I wish to have the Pokemon Meowth as pet.

cats cats cats post :3

At 6/1/13 11:24 AM, Asandir wrote: I wish to have the Pokemon Meowth as pet.

Granted. Ash, Misty and Brock mistake you as a member of Team Rocket, however, and kick the living shit out of you and kill your Meowth.

At 6/1/13 11:38 AM, Scarface wrote:

At 6/1/13 11:24 AM, Asandir wrote: I wish to have the Pokemon Meowth as pet.

Granted. Ash, Misty and Brock mistake you as a member of Team Rocket, however, and kick the living shit out of you and kill your Meowth.

I wish you had posted a wish so I could corrupt it.

At 6/1/13 12:18 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 6/1/13 11:38 AM, Scarface wrote:

At 6/1/13 11:24 AM, Asandir wrote: I wish to have the Pokemon Meowth as pet.

Granted. Ash, Misty and Brock mistake you as a member of Team Rocket, however, and kick the living shit out of you and kill your Meowth.

I wish you had posted a wish so I could corrupt it.

he did but it was invisible so you couldn't see it to corrupt it

i wish i was a millionaire

At 6/1/13 12:18 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 6/1/13 11:38 AM, Scarface wrote:

At 6/1/13 11:24 AM, Asandir wrote: I wish to have the Pokemon Meowth as pet.

Granted. Ash, Misty and Brock mistake you as a member of Team Rocket, however, and kick the living shit out of you and kill your Meowth.

I wish you had posted a wish so I could corrupt it.

he did but it was invisible so you couldn't see it to corrupt it

i wish i was a millionaire

At 6/1/13 12:53 PM, Freaki-boy92 wrote: i wish i was a millionaire

Granted, you are handed 1 Million $... in pennies.

I wish to get into the NG sitcom.

At 6/1/13 01:03 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Granted, you are handed 1 Million $... in pennies.

I wish to get into the NG sitcom.

Granted. You are an onscreen appearance role; someone who just walks in the background with no speaking lines. You literally have to pause to tell in five frames of a shot where you were.

I wish I could milk spaghetti out of my nipples whenever I wanted.